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Well, my mom and dad said they would buy me a new laptop for christmas because my current one is almost 3 years old. I have NO idea what to ask for. They want:

- Under 600 dollers
- durable

I want:

-Fast internet
-exceptional webcam with mic.
-lots of storage
-preferrably small

Ugh, it seems it's impossible to meet all those requirements for a low price, but I desperately need a new laptop. Mine's slow plus it's missing 2 keys! It's pretty ancient. What are some good deals? Thanks SO much!

Let's see, I know how you can meet all of these recquirements and actually spend less than 600 dollars.

I don't know if you've ever used eBay before but maybe you should try it, simply order it online, everything's actually cheaper when it's ordered online.

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does anyone know anything about UCLA
like how hard is it to get into, gpa, sat, etc.?? PLEASE HELP!

I'm really not trying to be a "smart mouther" here but I'm just letting you know, that maybe you should GOOGLE UCLA and find that info on your own.

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Okay well he likes Disturbed, Him, Volcom, Neff, the color purple, Bam margera, the whole heart-o-gram thing, pink floyd. he has all the disturbed and Him and Disturbed cds. Anymore ideas? :)

Like I was saying about buying him some clothes for fans, for Disturbed or Him... Anything you can afford, if you can't afford to buy him the fan clothes, than maybe you should buy him some sort of collector's items or antiques on what he likes. Hell even a home-made card from you wouldn't hurt, I mean at least it shows that you were willing to give him something from the heart you know?

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hey.so ive been with my boyfriend for 3 days lol
but anyways we like each other a lot, and tell each other everything, so everything is fine...
but he was in a 3 year relationship before me, and asked her to marry him, and she said yes....but she cheated on him. They've been broken up for a while, but what are somethings i should, or should'nt do to like make him think about it?
And he also works with her mom, and i guess they have a pretty good relationship...
or what should i do to keep us going good, and keep him interested in me i guess???
me 18, him 20.
Thanxxx!!

I've also had a person come and ask me for advice personally on this situation and they rated my advice a 5. So you should like this:

Simply be yourself, you being their for him and your presence is all that is needed. You should not attempt to do anything to lure his mind away from his past relationship, because the more you try to, the more he's going to think about it because your making the decision for him to move on, not himself. When he's ready to move on, he'll move on and he'll forget about his past relationship because he made the decision to move on and not you. So give him about a month or two, and I GUARANTEE to you that he will have moved on by than. Just be yourself and be the best that you can be while you two are together

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I already hate the program, it's bull*hit, but now it's even worse.
So, I updated my iTunes when it told me a new version is available.
Installed it, restarted my laptop.
When I try to open iTunes, it says ''The iTunes application could not be opened. An unknown error occured (-50)''

How can I fix this, I need my iTunes!

This is a common problem that I have also had, your iTunes is not gone and neither are your songs. Simply go to your Start menu and run a search on "All Files & Folders", and run a search on iTunes, your computer will bring up all of the results for iTunes, than simply click on each iTune program until you find one that actually opens, and when it does... take that program and make a shortcut onto your desktop so you can get to it again the next time.

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Fall Ball is on the 15th and I have no clue what to do with my hair for it. It's a formal dance and I want the back up like maybe in a bun or something. my hair down is at my shoulders, side bangs and parted to the side and has layers if that helps. Thank youuu!

Seeing as how your comes down to your shoulders it wouldn't look right to have you wear your hair straight. So here's some suggestions.

1) You can cut your hair half length and wear it straight to the ball.

2) You can have your hair put in curls since it's shoulder length, that would actually look very nice, curls are (in) when it comes to dance balls.


And as me being a guy, I think that these would work very well with you at that ball, but also I don't know any other hair styles other than straight and curly, I do know braids but who wears braid's to a ball lol.

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Me and my boyfriend will be dating for 2 years in about a month and I'm needing ideas on what to get him. I've already got him a ring for his birthday. & he's like f a skater you could say but is extremely sweet and apreciates the little things. oh and I can't spend like over $30 probably. So any sugestions would be great. thanks.

Find out what he likes, like whats his favorite band... An example (Green Day). Buy him a Green Day Hoody for fans. Or if he likes Anime, than buy him an anime comic book that he likes, in a collector's series, one that you know he's never read before. Just find out what he likes and use your mind to find out some possibilities. I can help you further with this though, if you find out what he likes than e-mail me and I will help you further from their okay.

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I want to go to a Chicago school for Theatre. I was wondering if anybody from that area could me out. How would you rank the following schools as far as non-musical acting goes?

-University of Chicago
-DePaul
-Northwestern
-Loyola
-CCPA

Maybe this is something you should definitely GOOGLE to get the answer, check out the school websites and read about it yourself.


Your chances of finding someone on here from Chicago that actually knows something about these schools is slim to NONE!

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16/f

well me and my boyfriend have been dating over a year now, and whats some new things that will drive him crazy for me? it can be sexual or not, thanks so much!

Okay I'm going to give you some thing sexual and some things non-sexual:
Sexual:



1)Get him alone in the bedroom and talk dirty to him, let him feel your body.


2) While in the bedroom you can let it go as far as making out or sex, you choose. If you choose sex, than you undress him in bed, but don't undress yourself, let him undress you. This gets him very excited and very horny because he gets to do the undressing of your clothes.



3) While sitting on a couch, maybe give him a blowjob



4) A handjob would be better and less degrating



These are non-sexual:
1) Snuggle with him somewhere and talk dirty to him



And that's all I really have, hope I helped :)




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Okay Friday my boyfriend (practically fiance) and I took my son trick- or - treating. I was hoping after work saturday he and I would get to spend some alone time together, but his aunt passed away he told me this at 3:30 pm on saturday. He also said he was going to call me and 2 on sunday so i could meet his mother ( he went to his uncles with his cousin to stay the night for the funeral sunday) and he hasn't even called and his mom is already back at her house in Springfield about an hour away from he and I. I know im worried about him but I also have trust issues and i have been doing great with him i trust him 100 % my stumoch has been hurting im always afrid i did something wrong and ive only checked my phone 100 times to make sure i didn't miss the call.

IT's kind of hard to understand what your asking?
Are you asking "Is he cheating on you" or "is he okay?" I'll answer both for you, becuz I don't know exactly what you want advice on. Maybe you should go and see his mom to pay your respects about his Aunt's loss, and just wait on him to make some communication with you. The more you worry the more your going to think thats something's wrong, and I'm sure that in such short notice, nothing's wrong. Just stay calm and wait for him to call before you start freaking out, like I said, go and see his mom and maybe her conversation can keep you occupied for the moment. Maybe she even has the number to his cousin's & uncle's home, and will let you call him, by the way she is the mother right? So go and see her.

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15/F

Okay, big problem. For my birthday, that was in mid-October, I got my first diamond necklace. (worth over 200$) And today I realized that I don't know where it is. What the eff should I do first. My mom will freak!!!

HELP A.S.A.P.

Okay, dont freak. Act as if you've never lost it while your around your mom. If your mom asks something like why you havent been wearing it, or where is it. Do anything possible to strive away from the question like ask her"how was work" or "where's dad". If she asks you where it is or why you havent been wearing it simply say, "because i dont want to wear it today" or "I didnt feel like wearing it today" or "I dont want anything to happen to it"... If these lines get you off the hook than it should buy you more time to look for it and hopefully find it. I know how you feel and I show my deepest empathy, and pray for you.

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Hi :) I'm the person who asked this question:

http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=539196

Basically, I got this guy to start talking to me again :) we're friends and stuff. Well, at the beginning of this year, I liked him, and he liked me. Well, it went on like that for a while but we never dated because I wanted him to ask me out. Now, he's just gradually stopped liking me and I guess I have too? I'm not sure, I keep remembering why I broke up with him, because I can see it in him everyday, but I'm still strangely attracted to him. I still want him to be mine more than anything, but a few things about him annoy me. Is that normal? And I know I can't "force" him to like me, but how do I kind of...."convince" him to like me, I guess. I just don't know and any help at all is appreciated!

Well, you have a better chance at getting him to go out with you again because you two have actually gone out before and have been good friends. But you also have a disadvantage, being that you two broke up because you've agreed to one another that your not attracted to one another. All I can say is walk up to him, confront him in private somewhere closed and quiet where you two can talk, like at one another's homes. Than ask him, "Do you still feel something for me?" Or something like that, however you wish to say it, and than discuss this with him until he either says "YES" OR "NO" and you lead the discussion from their.

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i'm a virgin, 18 years old, female

i've only made out with three guys before, kissed two. i don't really care what people think about me. i mean yes, its embarassing when people find out but i'm not ashamed of it. anyways lately i've been fingering myself, like in the bath tub or shower and i've been doing it for about a week and a half and i feel no pleasure from it. i do one finger, and when i put it inside my vagina all i feel is like a squishy feeling. i can do two, but that does nothing either. three, i feel like i'm forcing it and well its uncomfortable obviously because my vagina is still tight. if a boy were to do this to me, would i still feel the same or would i get a different feeling? i've heard you have to stimulate your clit, but i'm just wondering! i'm trying to loosen myself up for WHEN I'M READY to become sexual with someone. also when a boy does it, is it going to hurt? or will it feel the same as when i do it. i know it depends on how many fingers but what do you guys think is the right amount? thanks!

2 fingers is enough if your a virin "believe me". Now to answer your question, yes, it will feel greater when a guy does it to you instead of yourself because when a guy does it, (one that your attracted to) your vagina releases horomones, and therefore you feel better. But, seeing as how your a virgin and it's still "tight". If a guy does it, yes, it will feel better, but also, yes, it will hurt and feel uncomfortable. Losing your virginity does hurt "a lot" because your still "tight" but, after you do it once, and as it loosens sex feels a lot easier and way more arousing & feels much better because your vagina is now used to it and is loose. It will hurt, your first time, but it's worth it in case you want to do it a second time with a guy.

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18/ female [:

okay so please don't judge me or preach me, i would just really appreciate it if you could answer my question!

how do you make it like not awkward when you have a best guy friend and you are going to be friends with benefits. like we plan on messing around this upcoming weekend (nov 8) and i just think it's going to be weird when i first see him. like we've been talking about this for awhile, but i haven't seen him for about a month! so when i first see him i don't know what to say, or do? and i just don't know how we would start messing around. so if i went to his house, or he came to mine, then what? just be like okay, let's go to the bedroom? that sounds kind of silly to me..

any suggestions? and any ways i can make him REALLY want me when he first sees me [; THANKS!

Okay, I can relate to your question because my sister has a friend with benefits, that him & her do quite often. You dont only want to be sloppy seconds, you want to be his one and only right. Well you need to make that clear to him the night he comes over. Simply say to him, "I dont want us to continue having sex with you, until you give me your word that I'm the only one you want" And it's up to you to make sure that he keeps his word. As for if he comes to your house or if you go to his. Don't be that assertive, don't rush him straight into bed, thats kind of weird. Simply sit down, and let him strike up a conversation with you, and than while you are talking, let him know about how you feel for him and how you no longer just want to be friends but much more.

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Hi (:


does anyone know any places where you can volunteer to go help in africa but at the age of fourteen ?

I don't believe that you can volunteer in Africa at the age of 14. Not only because you've nearly just hit your teen years, but because your too young to go to another country and do foreign volunteer work yet. I do find it very generous of you to want to help citizens in Africa. But the only way your getting their at the age of 14, is is you decide to buy plane tickets their during the summer and go with a supervisor. OR waiting until you get into high school so you can volunteer directly from their and they'll most likely give you brochures or what-not on how your going to get their. The last thing you can do is go into PeaceCore and hopefully get transferred to Africa. But I believe you "must" be an adult for that. Sorry, I don't believe there is anyway your getting into Africa for volunteer work, unless at the end of the school year you travel their on your own time with a guardian.

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i had some shots last night at a party with a bunch of guys and i ended up making out with 3 of them and giving one guy a hj, and i THINK thats it. people there said i kept moaning and they all think i had sex..which i doubt..i remember feeling his dick there but im almost totally extremely positive i had my pants on. i think he was just sticking it there and i felt it thru my jeans..i was sitting on top of him.

is it possible just his touching mine with my pants on could make me moan? how do i figure out what i did with this guy? he kept telling me to give him head and he whipped it out and i grabbed it and i put my head up to it and then decided not to do that so im almost very positive i didnt. and dont tell me to ask him, cuz he got pissed hes a man whore, and i dont have his number.

but we were both drunk, just to be clear. thanks!

You probably just made him have an erection and a quick ejaculation. But, honestly, you say you had your pants on right, well than he couldn't really have done anything to you. You probably were just moaning because of the situation. I mean you were probably horny as hell too right? So you were bound to start moaning. I believe that you guys didn't do it, because you gave him no consent to do anything with you. There really is only one way to tell if you guys did it or not.
1) When you woke up, did you feel aches of pain, or some sort of weird feeling down in your vaginal area, if so you guys may have done it.
2) You said that when you were on top of him that you could feel it through your jeans? That may be another thing that makes me believe that he may have "done it" to you.
3) Your friends say that they heard you moaning. How are you absolutely sure that they didn't just hear "him" moaning.I mean "you" weren't doing anything sexual, it was mainly him...Which makes me believe that he was the one moaning, not you, because you probably just gave him an erection or what-not

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okay october 31 was my friend's birthday, and i told her im gonna send a myspace comment saying happy birthday so i did and it was long message and a birthday funny picture and i send it at 12AM sharp but the thing is she didnt even apporve my comment and didnt even say thank you until now yet she approved her other friends birthday wishes and said thank you to them is this messed up or what?

The question shouldn't be , "Is this messed up?" but more of "Why didn't she approve my comment?" And that's all I can give you advice on right now. I believe that your friend maybe didn't recieve your comment, and if she did she probably read it and ignored it most likely for a reason that I do not know. But, the first priority would be for you not to get worked up over anything so silly as a Myspace comment. You should confront your friend via e-mail, phone, text, or face to face. Whichever works best for you (I would go with face to face) and discuss why she didn't approve your comment. And she should give you a pretty reasonable explanation unless she's like mad at you or something. Simply go to her in school or at her house and see what's up.

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So I'm on my school's newspaper staff, but it's hard to think of what students might be interested in. The thing about my school is... well, the people just lack enthusiasm. Kinda sucks, really. Anyway, I'm just looking for ideas, wondering what YOU would want to see in a high school newspaper. What kind of headline would grab your attention? I'm not necessarily looking for the story of the year, but what would you hear about that would make you say, "Oh they're running a strory/column/etc on that? Awesome, can't wait" or SOMETHING. Something you like, something that bugs you, something you'd wanna know more about (I wouldn't mind some degree of controversy, either), be it about school or teenage life or... anything. Just don't say politics, because we've been running stories on that already. We can't have gossip or advice columns either.
Other than story ideas, advice on how to get people more interested in the newspaper would be EXTREMELY helpful too.

Maybe you should have your "staff" run a poll on the student's like ask them a question on something random like "What type of music do you like?" And determining on what type of music gets voted for the most, you run the statistics in the newspaper, the headline states, "Students Vote On Music"... Or IDK. And let the students know which music the majority of kids in the school voted for. I really can't think of anything else, but just try a poll for the students in your school and see how they take it, I know I would read the newspaper if it dealt with music or polls/statistics. It should grab a lot of readers attention

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15/f
ive hooked up(just going to 2nd) a few times and now ive been in a little slump. the guys at my school are jerks...well most of them and well at this point, id rather makeout with them than date them. problem is, i guess im not too sure how to get to that point in one night. like ill flirt a lot then when we go to watch a movie ill like snuggle with them but nothing else happens. is there anything i can do to snag a guy for sure without kissing him first?

That's all you should have to do without making out with a guy to ensure he's yours. Other than making out, maybe you could flirt with him to make sure he knows that you want him. Or even, talk dirty to him. But other than that, their's nothing more except snuggling which should keep them ensured that your theirs. Unless the guy that your snuggling with thinks he's a pimp, and that snuggling doesn't count towards relationships than your okay. But if he thinks he's a "player" or a "pimp" than you might have to do much more than snuggling or making out to let him know that your his. If you know what I mean?

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18/f

Alright so I got invited to this party and there's a theme. The theme is "Hawaiian/ Luau: Beach Babes and Surfer dudes". I have no clue what to wear seeing as it's really cold where I live this time of year and I don't want to seem too slutty. I was thinking something like a hula skirt with a top. The thing is I have no clue what type of top wear. I have a few ideas but that's where I require some assistance; what to wear and where to find it.

Options:
1 - coconut bra
2 - bikini top
3 - flowery tank
4 - hawaiian flowered top
5 - tshirt with hawaiian theme

Now keep in mind my concerns of being too cold(even though we'll be in a heated house), looking too slutty, or not being "into" the theme.

These are some pretty good fashion ideas, on what to wear to the party. And as far as being slutty goes, you CANNOT and will NOT be slutty if your dressing to what the theme is. How could you be slutty for wearing an outfit that suits the theme. I don't believe anyone's going to think your a slut unless you think that of yourself. As far as keeping warm goes, wear sweatpants & a sweatshirt or sweater over your outfit, or when you get to the party, ask to go to the bathroom to change into your outfit, that way you'll be warm on your way to the party. Another suggestion would be to simply wear a long overcoat over your costume until you get to the party. Maybe even hitch a ride you know?

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