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Q: okay. so i dated this girl for a while. and we seemed to have a really good connection with each other. we were into the same things, we were both sarcastic smartasses, and we both liked doing the same kinda stuff. and well when i met her she was in the process of breaking up with her boyfriend. and so i was more of the friend to turn to than anything else. then slowly we started to date like after they broke up. and for about a weekend we were very into each other, and things seemed to be wonderful. then as the weekend ended she said she didn't feel the same way about me as i did about her. and so i decided to sit back and wait until she was really ready for a relationship because after some talking we kinda realized she needed some time to get back into the swing of things. and it was during this time that she began to change. she became mean, she began just totally ignoring me for days on end. the phone calls ceased. there would be whole days when i'd hear nothing from her. then i'd talk to her a bit and that was it. and now finally i come home to find out she spent the last couple days drinking, partying, and hanging out with sleazy guys. and i instantly became very mad and jealous. and i just wanna know. is it wrong for me to be mad? for me to not want her around? for me to tell her she's changed and become someone i don't know anymore? i told her not to contact me any longer, and that she had become someone else, someone i didn't know or love. and now in hindsight i kinda wanna know: was it wrong?

It's okay to be angry. Your feelings are never wrong, you just need to choose the best way to deal with them. She is obviously going through a tough time, and if she wouldn't let you help her, I think letting her go was a good decision.

And not to be picky but next time please capitalize all words at the beginning of the sentence as well as the word "I". It makes it less painful to read.

Q: I know my mother wil die in the future but I don't know if I can handle it? I might need more help in the future?

It's something frightening that we all think about. But there are many ways of handling it. Personally, I just think to myself that there is more after death. When you leave the Earth, you go up and live in the stars for a while, and then you are reborn on Earth again in another body. Don't think about Heaven and Hell, because then you'll worry that your mother will go to a bad place. Just concentrate on happiness and keep telling yourself that when her time comes, your mother will be happy after she dies. Death is just another phase of life.

Q: how do i get a girl to like me?

Grab her boobs! I always love that.

Q: my mom says that if i use too much acne medication products, and other things to clean my face, i'll have really bad skin in the future.

should i believe her??

oh, and i dont wear any make up

Well if you use a lot of different stuff at the same time your skin will be dry and flaky. You should just get one acne product and use it as instructed, and if it causes more problems switch to something else. I like Clearasil Ultra.

Q: Im sick and I really need to throw up. Somehow I just cant. I know I have to because I can feel it but I dont know why I cant. My mom says I will throw up but is there anything that I can drink that will make me throw up. I dont want to put my finger down my throat tho and please dont say I shouldnt. If I do I will feel a lot better. Thanks!

Try water first and if it doesn't work get some laxatives.

Q: I was looking at my feedback and someone gave me a 5. I forgot what question I asnswered so I clicked on the link and it showed me my question and an answer. But the answer wasnt mine! It was from this other girl but not me!!! What could've happened?

Click the link again and it will bring you to the question and all the answers. When you click it the first time it just shows the question and the most recent answer. Or the first answer. Wow, that's confuzzling. Don't worry it will be fixed soon enough.

Q: ok so i'm barely a 32 A and i cant find any bras and heres the strory i just stayed at a hotel with my soccer team and everyone of them has boobs except me and i'm so inscure about it and if anyone who has boobs remembers how long it takes from when they are just started to when they atleast fit a 34 or 32 A could u PLEASE tell me i really really need the help no rude comments either thanks soo much ill rate so high !!! pleaase help

trish

Trust me sweetie you don't have long to wait, your breasts will grow and they will be painful. If they don't, do not despair, there are many fine men who enjoy small breasted girls.

Oh yeah, when you have large boobs, you can't really lie down on your stomach cause they get in the way. It's so frustrating, I have to lean on my elbow which is uncomfortable.

Q: What would you do if you wanted new friends DESPERATELY but no one else wants to be friends with you?

I would recede into the darkest corner of my room and spend all my time online, completely withdrawn from the real world. It's a miserable existence and you're better off just accepting your friends for who they are.

Q: Hey, does anyone know the recipe and directions for Orange Julius?
I made it in home ec and i loved it and i wanna make it again. i rate, thanks

Basically it's crushed ice, an orange, and a couple of cans of frozen orange juice mixed in a blender. If you want something more specific, go to google and look up "Orange Julius". Or ask your home ex teacher for a copy.

Q: I know this sounds stupid, but can you grow from drinking milk every day? Will it assist in your growing period while you are a teen? I'm medium heightwise, and I heard that milk can help.

If it's not organic milk, yes, it will make you grow. This is because the dairy people give hormones to their cows to make them produce more and better milk, and the hormones are in the milk. Then you drink the milk and you get the hormones. Basically, cows are slaves and you are a cow (therefore you are a slave--see the connection?) It's a good reason to become Vegan.

Not to be picky, but why did you rate me a 1? I was giving you sincere advice, not trying to make you feel bad. I think it's important that we wake up and realize what we are really putting into our bodies.

Q: you know how we all sometimes have quotes as our away message on AIM? well does anyone know any for BBQ's? instead of saying "oh outside having a BBQ" anyone know any BBQ quotes? thxxx

"I'm having a barbecue...with ALIENS from OUTER SPACE! And they have tentacles!"
"Seceret's in the sauce..." (watch Fried Green Tomatoes and you'll get it.)
"bbqbbqbbqbbqbbqbbqbbqbbqbbqbbqbbqbbqbbqbbqbbqbbqbbq
bbqbbqbbqbbqbbqbbqbbqbbqbbqbbqbbqbbqbbqbbqbbqbbq!!"

Or write "oh outside having a BBQ" in leetspeak. I'd show you what it looks like but for some reason the website cuts it off. *grumble*

Q: I have a friend moving away to England during the summer (we currently live in America). I want to put together a mix CD for her. Are there any suggestions of songs I should use? Keep in mind that both me and her HATE rap and urbanish songs...

The songs should be like, about never forgetting her and having fun and stuff... I don't know, things that would remind you of someone who was moving away, if that made sence. Thank you!

Well since she's going to England (lucky!), I suggest you use a lot of David Bowie and Beatles songs. For the moving away theme, try "Yesterday" by The Beatles, "Heroes" by David Bowie, and I'm sure there a lot of Cat Stevens songs that would also be wonderful.

Q: I have a girlfriend, and we've been going out for about 4 months now. Note: I'm also a girl. I think my parents are starting to catch on bc I've spent every single Friday at her house for the last 3 months or so, since we've been going out. I've stopped spending time with a lot of my other friends, and it seems I only have time for her. I try to tell myself that I need to start seeing my friends more, but every weekend I just can't bare not being with her. Especially because she has a rough past, and she is on house arrest and can't come up to me. She was also thrown out of my school and goes to a school far away where I cant be with her. She's a grade ahead to. Anyway, the point of this is because I don't know wether or not I should tell my parents about me and her. They've seen me come home with hickies, and almost stopped letting me see her. I think I'm falling really hard for her, and I think it could be love. Every second not spent with her I feel so lonely. I'm afraid of what the outcome will be if I tell my family about my relationship. I think they know that I'm gay, because my mom makes fun of me for it all the time. I'm not asking for anyone to solve my problem, because I know that no one can, but I'm looking for advice

I think it would be better if you tell them, and if they don't accept you, run away and live with your girlfriend. I'd love to give you more detailed advice, but I'm really tired and busy working on stuff and this is the best I have. Just know you have my support!! =D

Q: im special buy other ppl don't think so what shud i do

Show them your special skill, be it eating out their brains by pushing your long, reptilian tongue up their noses and pulling out the tasy cerebrum inside or simply being able to fly. They will not be able to deny the truth.

Q: Well. Its always courtesey of me to stop by and say 'HI' to the people listing me as a fav.

So, hi. Thank you for listing me as a favorite columnist. Upon looking at your site i noticed something.

1. You like porn
and
2. You like something called "shoujo anime"

What exactly is this? Is that a form of anime porn?

I dont dig that animated stuff. Quite odd too if you ask me.

Inform on your smartness of this porno anime, if that is what it acutally is.

If not. Thats cool, i was just interested in knowing what that was.

Anyways. Hi, im shake. Thanks for listing me. Enjoy your reading.

-shake

The porn thing was a joke, though.

Shoujo anime is Japanese animation for girls. Like Sailor Moon. The picture on my profile is Tomoyo, from a shoujo manga called Card Captor Sakura. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoujo_manga has a lot of information.

By the way, "anime porn" is called hentai.

Q: hi um, i have heard a bunch of words in school, and i dont know what they mean. can you help me?
they are:
mingle
goatee
fingering
fugly
saprophites
ratastrophe

-thanks

mingle-hang out, socialize
goatee-like a small version of a beard
fingering-putting your finger in yours or someone else vagine, moving it in circles, stroking the clitoris, etc.
fugly-phvking ugly, or just 'very ugly'
saprophites isn't a word but saprophytes means fungus or bacteria that gets nourishment from decaying matter
ratastophe-my guess is that it's like a catastrophe, but with rats.

Q: Does anyone know any like free teen hotlines?

Hotlines for what? Sex? Drugs? Spiders crawling up your back? White slavery? Hotlines for WHAT, I ask you?!

praise the lord,
Molly

Q: Theres so many drugs and violence and sex in my school i some times feel left out and want to join the crowd by smoking or drinking or having sex i mean my friends do it and so do my brothers they seem to get all the girls to like no girls like me but they all like my brothers and my friends
Should i join the crowd and get the hot girls?
or
Should i stay sober and not have sex ?
Signed ~Very Confused~

Well it is your choice. Personally I think it's okay to try drugs once or twice, but there is a huge danger of getting hooked. And I think sex is okay as long as it's with someone you love and trust. You don't have to be married to love someone. But think of it this way...if you do drugs you are making a huge sacrifice, you could get addicted. And if you have sex, you could end up with a baby (and hopefully if that happened you would be a good father and stay with the girl, and help her raise your child!) And then you could become so drugged up that you die in a gutter, alone and unwanted. So what's worse, being dead or not having much of a love life in high school?

Q: ok well here it goes:

I want to open my own bar ( u know be the owner of it ) well i dont really know how to, do i have to go to college? about how much will it cost, how do i even start doing it? how do i order the drinks and that, where would i get it from? how would paying my bills work? you know stuff like that, how buisness run and how to start them stuff like that.

Any advice would be great!

I don't think you have to go to college, just read "Bar Owning For Dummies."

Not that I'm calling you a dummy. That's just the title of the book.

But maybe you should go to college and get a Master's degree in German...just in case. =^^=

Q: ok there is this contest titled "does free speech really matter?" and the requirement is to make a movie,documentary, music video, etc that is 4 minutes or less. any ideas on what i can do??
i've recently been really into making funny videos with my friends..that is why im so interested in this contest. over the summer we are planning on going to NYC for the day... i was thinking doing a documentary in NYC and in it i try voicing my opinions or something?? i need some help with ideas as you can see lol ...so any suggestions are welcome

Make a video about whatever...just being stupid, maybe film some happy little ducks, then a pile of garbage on the side of the road, and then some dead ducks...and include some dancing lizards and somewhere in it have a lightsaber fight and lesbians making out, and play "Stairway to Heaven" in the background. And then in the end have it say "This film made possible by Free Speech".

By the way, if you win a huge award and become famous for this, you had better thank me in your speech because that took a lot of brain cells to come up with. (some money would also be appreciated. I'm thinking somewhere around 8 billion dollars. That sounds about right to me, don't you think?)

bio

Call me Molly. I'm seventeen, female, and I love shoujo anime. I'm also a Level 1 Moderator.

My categories:
love/sex
friends
religion

Or just general stuff. I'll try my best to answer anything.

Warning: I'm known to give sarcastic as hell answers. Sorry, I can't help it. If you have a question that I think is mind numbing and stupid, I'm going to be sarcastic. My hope is that you will realize that my negative opinion of you doesn't make you any less of a person, and you will apply this knowledge and grow up to be a well-adjusted, confident person. Rate me 1 if you wish, but please try not to take it too seriously when I do this.

IF YOU WANT TO MAKE ME HAPPY...all it takes is a comment when you rate me. I will smile a lot and like you more. Even if you call me a crossdressing stoner. =)