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hey! My boyfriend and I have been going out for almost 5 months and yesterday I was at his house and his 11 year old brother followed us every where so we couldn't be alone what so ever. Finally he left to go eat downstairs, so my boyfriend and I started making out and dry humping..then his brother came up to his room and took a picture with his dads camera phone! Any ways what should i tell him to leave us alone! Any tips??
ThaNks!
im a 13/f if that helps!

um dont go to his house

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Hey, here's something quick. My friends and I have nothing to do today! We really want to go out! It's raining and is supposed to continue all day! Have any fun ideas for teen girls? Mucho Gracias!

call random people and ask for random names its fun just make sure to use *67

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i dont know who sings this, i think its R.H.C.P. but im not sure and i dont know the name of it either. i've tried going to google and everything but nothing comes up. the lyrics are

"i don't ever want to feel like i did that day, take me to the place i love, take me all the way"

anyone know who is or what its called? thanks.

yes it is R.H.C.P and i think its called scar tissue i think

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Can anyone give me ways(or signals) to tell if a boy likes you?

well heres one if he catches you staring at him he looks away or doesnt talk when he passes by youor tries to impress you in class or out of it doesnt look at you face turns a different color when he sees you has trouble when you talk to himand he blushes too well thats all i can tell cause im a guy if i told you anymore i would have to be shot

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okay ive been going out with this guy for like 2 months and i really really care for him alot. but recently he hasnt seemed to care for me as much. and i think its because our relationship is gettin old and too predictable. how can i keep him excited and happy with our relationship? how can i keep him comin back for more? and not gettin sick of me?

do something tha he likes like go to a sports game like baseball go fishing if he likes it. get together with his friends just let him control for a little while it would work on me i should know hope i helped

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This is SO random..but how much champagne does it take a small 13 year old female to get drunk? Like number of glasses

like 2 females soak up acholhole a lot more than guys so ethier 2-3 glasses

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Ok so i am 7th grade 13 and I like an 8th grader. We aren't going out; yet. I really like him, my friend asked him he said he liked me too. Tomorrow we don't have school and it's supposed to be like 88°. Well he lives really close to me. He was like, what are you doing tomorrow, and I was like i'll be so bored. He says well, maybe if you can, you can come over and chill with me and austin (his friend). Then he said I have a pool and it's supposed to be hot so maybe we can all go swimmin'! I was like sounds awesome. Well I really want to go but i'm afraid what my mom will say if i ask her. She isn't home tomorrow she's at work and i WILL NOT sneak out. But i'm afraid she'll be like, i'm not letting you go over to a boys house you're to younge. WHAT DO I DO OR SAY OR DO about my mom.... i REALLY WANT TO GO!

i rate high

first where do you live? jeeze what the frick 88 thats it i live in minnesota and 88 is fine jeeze do you live siburia? cheesus crust! just say you are going to a friends house and you are gonnning to meet a new girl from your school and you are going swimming or sleep over but its a goood excuse but hope i helped

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is it true that chocolate makes you break out??? tell me plz! i dont know if to give up chocolate to look better or not!! -i RaTe HiGh-

no it doesnt it just could be a couincedence i cant spell that but just try eating it agian and if it happens agian just stop somehow hope i helped

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abe your the coolest

thank you

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How do you become confident

well do something like a feat for you.

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hey... im 14/f and i weigh 91 lbs. and ppl think im aneroxic and when i say im not they say im belimic! and im not and think that making urself throw up and not eating is gross. i eat all the time like almost everytime u see me i have food in my hand haha and i can eat something and say im full and then like an hour later i'll say im hungrey again. I have a fast metabolism and i really wanna try n gain weight, my new years resolution is to get over 100 lbs. so please can someone help me on trying to gain weight! thanks bunchez

Well you can do what almost every american does sit around watch tv do homework eat between meals almost do nothing at all just eat unhealthy food but gain it slow its bad to go on a weight hike just do what i told you like every other day just make sure you dont go up 20 lbs hope i helped

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which part of the egg has protein or the most protein?

The shell and whites but the shell is all protein

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I currently live in London and may be moving to either Philadelphia in America or Melbourne in Australia. Iv'e been to Melbourne before but don't know what it would be like living there. What the would be schools like, e.c.t.
Iv'e never been to America and have no idea what its like there. Could anyone who lives in Philadelphia tell me what its like? Also, I'm really fit and thin at the moment, but Iv'e heard that in America its hard to get hold of healthy foods. I don't like this whole bribe thing, but I will rate high for any good answers.

First living in america is pretty fun. Philidelphia is a nice town with all the sites and history of america. School is ethier easy,fun,hard,or boring. we have a girl form england she fit in pretty fast. then where did you here that america it was hard to get good food? its actually easy you just have to get it.hoped i helped

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wat do you do when your best friend is just not herself? like she just doesn't no anything anymore and shes not hyper shes just confused? i try to talk to her but shes like i don't care it makes me feel like shes mad at me but she said she wasn't i don't want to talk to her shes scarying me but something is wrong. please help.

Well she could etheir be stressed or hitting her period really hard thid time just wait and if it gets worse talk to her!

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My dog just died today and I'm soooo sad! =( She didn't suffer, thank god, but I just can't get over it. She was the greatest dog, and I love her so much. What can I do to feel better?
Thanks

well first off thats really sad. But remember the good times you had with he/she cry a lot it helps then in about 2 days you should feel fine. i have done the same thing and it really helped for me

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this girl in my class started this rumer in school saying that i like her even though she knows its not true. know some of my friend snicker when i ask her a question.how can i stop this ?

try starting a rumor about her then when she hears shell say its not true than you get her mad. Which is fun just make up a better one then her.

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what is a propaganda

look in the dictionary its like advertising or as i recall props like stage props like that kind of thing

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Ok tomorrow and thursday every 8th grader in the state of Minnesota is gonna take the BST tests. Are there any Minnesotans that have taken the BSTs Before?? Any tips? Thanks

URGENT!

Nope but i am from minnesota and probably from the same school it sucks being quite in the halls but my borther took them and he said they were pretty easy plus its basic skills test so the sound pretty easy but just read the questions carefully take your time you have forever and check your answers

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OK, I have been on Weight Watchers and I got down to 125 pounds. Well, on Sunday I splurged a bit because I went to the city and I had chinese food and today I went over my points a bit and had a grilled cheese sandwich..alright, well...now I'm 130 pounds. What's up with THIS?! how can i magically gain 5 pounds in 3 days. Is this just a trick of the scale?

Maybe it was your clothes and didi you have your shoes on and it was probably was your stomach contents that and was it in the evenig or mornig it reall all depepnds

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For my health class we are suppossed to find out if guys mostly prefer virgins or sluts, what do you think?

Well being a guy we usally like the virgins becasue we just do girls who have done it a lot just look nasty and eewwww like my friend girlfrind slut but he still likes her but we are like dont not hit that STD party going on in that thing so like virgins or the beginners so like yeah theres my answer hope i helped

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