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im writing my boyfriend a note and sneding it online to one of his teammates so he gets it at his hockey game tonight bc im just trying to be cute. but i cant think of anything to write in it

talk about how much you like him and good luck.

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Ok, here is the deal:
I like guy, guy might like me. We are in the same science class together. I want to call him and ask him a science question? Yes or no? PLEASE ANSWER FAST BEFORE IT GETS TOO LATE!

go ahead and call him.

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hi. i am decorating a t-shirt for halloween that says happy halloween on the front and i already know what i want on the back but i dont know what else to put on the front besides happy halloween...
keep in mind its for work...i am a server at ihop...and we are able to wear halloween shirts...
anyone have any ideas for what else i can put on the front?
thanks!

hey put a cat or a bat on it.

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13-f ok i was having sex and my dad walked in.. what do i do i havnt seen him since and i wa but naked head to toe and so was he no blankets and .. idn please help !! i rate HIGH

Sit down with your dad and tell him that you're sorrry and that you used protection. Tell him that it won't happen again. Just remeber next time you have sex do it at his house.

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I am kind of scared because one of my friends got sexualy harrassed today, a guy lifted up her shirt in the hallway. One of my friends says that her boyfriend tried to rape her or sexually assalt her in the bathroom, she wont tell me if thats true. What should i do to get her to answer me, and what should i do about her harassment??

Just sit down and have a talk with her. About the sexual harrassment thing tell her to tell an adult. about the boyfriend situation she should tell that boy off and set him straight. it sounds like right now all she needs is a good friend, maybe shes waiting for you to come to her aobut the situation.

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can a girl get pregenent from anal sex

ya, its the same thing as doing it in the front it still goes through your yaha.lol.

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my best friend is acting werid! she got mad at me because i told her i wanted my straightner back and she got all mad and didnt talk to me for the rest of the day and took me out of her profile.. what should i do?

maybe she's on her period and having mood swings. just sit down with her privately and ta;k about it with her.

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One of my friends think that i have been practicing witchcraft and black magic. She thinks i have become a witch and she keeps scolding me. I told her im not a witch and she keeps lecturing me; What should i do?

1st of all are you religious.? what i mean is do you believe in god? if you do tell her because most people that do that dont believe in god.

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Well im going to be a belly dancer for halloween and i cant change it now. But my problem is, i got my period and for my costume the pants are see through. All most all of it is. What if i leak? What can i do? HELP?

hey its easy wear a tampon and a thong.

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is it normal to not like it when other girls are around the guy you like???

ya thats normal. You should feel this way that shows that you're protective of your man.

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if the guy you like messes with ur head and likes beating you at stuff what exactly does that mean? is that considered flirting or not?

its flirting unless hes mentally disturbed. lol. just kidding.

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Okay well, I like this Boy named jonathan. But I am afraid to ask him out. What if he says no or somthing . Well the most basic thing is that I am really shy and dont know what to say to them. umm. like what I say I have his phone number or I can talk to him at school but what should i say to him??? Please help if you give me a good answer then I will give you a rating so if you want your rating to go up you can answer this seriously and I will for sure give you a five is if it's good advice

gurl i had the same problem with a boy named jonathon, too a month ago. i found out he was a jerk. but anyways back to your issue, easy have a friend ask him out and if he says no brush it off your shoulder and move on if he does say no hes a jerk anyways.

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When a girl fingeres herself does it hurt? How does it feel?

No it doesn't hurt well it kinda depends on how far you stick it in. and it feels good.

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How am i supposed to use a dildo and where do i get one?

hey all you do is stick it up your yaha (pussy) and start moving it in and out. you can usually find one at an adult store or wallyworl (walmart). if you cant do neither of those just use your finger or if you dont wanna do that then you could od the pillow trick just rub your pussy across the pillow and it feels good.

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ok well i have this really hot niebor and we like to insult me like flirting. well one day i was on the porch at like 11 he just pulled up in his drive way.. he is 16.fence and he started to make these sex noises like he was fucking me .. but i just wanna no if that means he likes me

I think he does.

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I'm thinking of getting a belly button piercing. I got a few questions... Does it hurt? Do they numb anything or no? How long does it take? How big is the needle? Would it bleed?

My friend Hollie got her belly button pierced last week and she says it just feels like a bee sting. I don't think that they numb your belly button they put alcohol on it before they pierce it though. My friend told me that the needle was like a medium sized sewing needle. I'm not sure if it bleeds or not but my guess is that it will. It doesn't take that long.

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this mornin i woke up and i had a hurt on my side at the bottom of my rib cage. it feels like i bruised it, but i didnt. it also hurts when i turn me upper body. any ideas on what it is or what i shuld do?
thanx

What probably happened is that you slept on your rib cage wrong or your just sore. Just do stretches and twist around from your hip bone and tell me if it works. catch ya later.

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Sounds like a stupid question but..
Where do you go to become a make-up artist?

Is there like a special school (like design school) or is it like a course in Uni or what?

i'm pretty sure that there is. Try going to google and typing in beauty schools.

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How do you get to decorate your advice colum?

go to column settings.

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I have a ten-year old sister and she has a bf. One day i caught them making out. I didn't make much of it. When I came back she was sucking his penis. I don't want my sister to be a sex addict but how do i confront her about this?

hey, no offense, but my advice to you is let her learn her own mistakes herself. If she gets pregnant if she ever takes that big step, that'll be her fault not yours.

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