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I usually give advice-but i have never been to highschool-so i need advice about this
I'm going to Highschool this year(as a freshmen). Does anyone have tips on what to do and what not to do or what to expect! I would really appreciate it! Thanx
Twizzler

Me too. I'm taking it as "another year of school," and you can check out what ex-students thought on the teachers you get @ http://www.ratemyteachers.com

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my boy friend cheated on me. should i dump him? hes really srry and i really like him but i dont think he should get away with it

Since he already did it once, he could do it again. I'm sorry, but you should dump him.

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Okay Im almost 15....a little over 3 years ago i met this guy...we went out fer a few months but then i had heard that while i was on vaca he had cheated on me with this other girl....i dumped him...he denied it all...then we went out again...and we went out for about a month...then i had dumped him because tha school year was about over and i had also found out that he was playing me with one of my freinds. Then tha next school year i didnt talk to him at all. He only stayed at my school for about 3 weeks n then moved. I was sooooo happy!! but i was bff's with his cousin and she had persued me to write him a lil note tha day he left. Then about 2 weeks after he left he called me..we talked for a few hours...but then i had gotten mad at him bc i think he was being a jerk to me online. Then tha summer before...8th grade i started talking to him and we became REALLY close. we went out but only for a week or two bc we were going out behind my parents backs bc i didnt want them to know i was seeing him again bc they didnt like him bc of what had happened b4...well later i told my mom everything and how he had "changed" and we went out for about a month or so...but then we broke up bc things just werent going good...our timing has always been wrong..but now...this summer my summer b4 ninth grade we have gotten really close. We talk all tha time online n on tha phone...we flirt n yeah. Its soo nice bc today he told me that he missed me n that he really wanted to be with me. He said he really wanted to work things out n us to be together. I'm suppose to go to his house tomarrow but im not sure if he really wants to be with me n has changed this time or if he just wants me for sex. The problem is we r both going to tha same highschool. So chances are i will see him around. And i am TOTALY crazy for him. What should I do??Plzzzz help im soo into him but im not sure if hes real!!! Thanx lots of luv*

In which finger does the turn-on-turn-off-years-relationship ring go on to?

He isn't worth it. He has proved it so many times before, open up to others get a man. He is only playing with you and your feelings.

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Uh i have new him for 5 years hellow>>??? you crazy

How do you expect me to know about YOUR life when I don't even know who you are?

-rolls eyes-

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how will i no if i found the right person. Cause i think i found him but im scared to ask him out?

For life? Heh...if you think out found the right person for life, but never talked to him, I don't think he is. Heh...

I can't help you, through. Just pop in a conversation, say Hi once in a while, etc.

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I dont understand how all these younge kids come on here and ask for love advice and say how they are in love and "falling" for people. I dont think you kids really know what your talking about. Maybe instead of saying love so freely you all should start saying lust. thats what it really is.

*laughs at cowsoink reply*

Oh, man...

Don't tell us little kids...^^

That was rude of me, I'm sorry, it's just so funny.

But anyway, I'm 13 and it bothers me too. BUt whatever floats their boat...

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okay okay i know lol. i want know there any ideas we use new word.. like u we say cool to people and stuff.. I thinking of new words more then cool.. any ideas?? I want say something new cool word so old lol..
Amanda

Hip. Spiff. I use those.





...and so do a lot of other people.

Wack-o. But in England, wack means getting horney/having sex, or something...

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What's a good way to get rid of pimples?

Leaving it alone: removing blackheads is not recommended. You should also try not to pick or squeeze pimples – it can make the inflammation worse and cause scarring.

Gentle regular cleaning: avoid excessive scrubbing. Special soaps and shampoos are not necessary.

Benzoyl peroxide cream or lotion, which gets rid of some of the bacteria on the skin and makes the top layer of skin peel off, unblocking the pores. It can help if you have a lot of blackheads but may irritate your skin. If so, stop using it. You can buy this product without a prescription.

Vitamin A-based (tretinoin) creams, lotions or gels, which are also mainly for blackheads, make the skin dry and peel. They can be very irritating so only spread a small amount very thinly on your face, no more than once a day. They may make your acne worse at first, but it should improve after a few weeks. Take care in the sun – you may burn more easily, and you should not use them if you are pregnant or there is any likelihood of becoming pregnant.

Azelaic acid cream, which is put on twice a day. If it irritates your skin, use less or use only once a day.

Antibiotic liquids or lotions can help stop infection if you have pus-filled spots. They do not help blackheads or whiteheads. They are dabbed on once or twice a day over your whole face, not just on the spots. The liquid can be very drying. You can also get these without prescription.

-http://www.everybody.co.nz/docsa_c/acne.html

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My sister and i sing. And we sing well. Sometimes friends and family will ask us to sing but if we are not together, we feel uncomfortable doing it alone. Alot of the times we need a few drinks to loosen us up. How do you get over the fear of singing in front of large groups and also how to do it without someone?

I heard that singing classes teach you how not to fear...did you take any? Make that's just the school I go to...Anyway, you could always try by singing to yourself in your room by yourself. Then try to put teddy bears around (or draw stick people) and "face" them.

Not sure if that works, let me know. Heh...

But hopefully it will. :)

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my name is adisley and i need a nickname for my friends to call me....please help

Hah...my aunt's name starts with "ady." She likes to be called that, sometimes.

Anyway, you could always use A (like on Big Brother :P) or Ley. Si, backwards for is, or a different name, like Sara.

That's a cool name, by the way. :)

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15 female
~i hate skool...i feel like no one likes me...we started skool yesterday and i mean it sucked right off the bat! i mean today sucked worse to! i feel like my boyfriend doesn't love me anymore...and that no one wants me to be around...today at lunch i started crying cuz i jst felt like nothing was going right! i mean i only talk to bout 3 ppl and the rest everyone got to talk crap...i still gotta ride the darn bus and every morning my bus drivers pisses me off and the day jst start off all wrong! i jst don't know wat to do! last nite all i wantd to do was kill myslef or cut myself! i jst wanna be happy like i us to!!??

When did that all start?

Make yourself a better person, if you keep this low attitude, it won't get you anywhere.

Go/call (to) a help line, if this goes that far.

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guyz- what makes a girl really stand out from other girls?

*is a girl*

Stalk him until he gives in.

(yes, that was a joke.)

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how do u get a boyfriend i dont wanna act like a whore

Be friends first. Or at least know the guy.

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if uv notticed iv asked a lot of q's. sorry about that..but i got a lot of problems..ne ways..I'm really shy..and a lot of guys i feel take advantage of me..they r always trying to get me to give them a hand job..or touching me..and i feel really unconfterble..idk wut to say to them..i wana tell them to stop..but then idk y but i feel bad so i just let them..wut should i do the next tiem some guy slaps my ass??? or the next time a guy ask's for a hj..or trys to flirt with me???? N how do i do it nicely..i feel like iv been molested too much :/

Just say no, and if they can't accept that, kick them in the groan. Or just slap them. If you let them do it, they will think your "easy" and most likely lead to rape.

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Hello, me and my girlfriend have ben dating for about 6 months and have ben going out for 3 we are boath ready for sex (we are 15) so the other night we were in my room when we decided that we were gonna have sex. so when it came time to bring out pappy (aka my cock) she said it was a monster penis (13 ins) and she didnt want to do anything, i was so horny that night and my hopes got shot down, what should i do to get her to like big weaners
thanks you so much

o.0

Well, I don't know what can MAKE her like it, but the vagina stretches...just try not to put the whole thing in her. :-/

Anyway, what if she got pregnant? All you need is hands :-|

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i have been single for like 5 months and i feel really lonley i dont like anybody now but when i do i feel like they are not gonna like me back i mean i dont put my pic on my advice column cuz i feel like people are gonna be like "wow shes ugly she needs to take that off" what do i do??

You don't need a guy to live for, and post it!!! :) Or just have a mask on. ;) I'm sure your cute, you just don't think your not, and it's sad. If you don't like the way you look, give a day for yourself, and get a new hair cut. :)

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i have and incredibly small penis my friends call me my friends call me teni weni (my last name is valenTINI)my girlfriend went dowm my pants and she asked wheres ur penis and the looked and laughed and left my house
how can i get her back?
i love her

Well, that woulnd't be the problem if she really liked you...:-/

I don't think there is anything wrong...but not sure how to help you on "getting her back." If she can't accept you have a so-called "small", then just forget about her. You seem like a cool guy, and that is what matters.

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iv liked a guy fer 2years..and we have had our "thing" but now its done and he dsont want me ne more...n i havent had a b/f n ferveer...n im jsut at the point where i want to come 2 some1 i love and who loves me to and jsut be able to have some1 who cares for me like that yah know...its been ferever...n its killing me jsut like seeing coupples 2gether knowing i dont have that*

You see the man and the woman together, but you don't really know what their relationship is like.

You don't need a guy to live for.

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me and eddie ( me exboyfriend ) broke up about 2 months ago, we went out for 3 years and things were really serious. i was 12 wen i went out with him and now im 15.i lost all my friends, and he lost all his.he broke up with me about 2 years ago and he was cheating on me for the last week of our realationship.i finally got over him and he came back to me.so we have been going out ever since.eddie is very controlling.he wouldnt like it if i had on makeup,he would get mad when i wore a thong to school, i had NO guy friends, and it was jus bad. i broke up with him bout 2 months ago cuz i couldnt take it anymore. he had an anxiety attack and went to the emergnecy room. he begs me everyday to go back out with him .ive been talking to a couple of guys and hes been threatin them.i have to admit- i do play with his head, one day im havin sex with him, then the next i dont talk to him. but now im really sick of it cause we still fite wen we dont even go out. i think i love him but idk if i shood talk to him or jus not talk to him at all. but if i hear he is with another girl ill get upset. im really confusing but i just need advise , should i not talk to him again? [ me and him cant work out as friends ] or jus try to aviod him..oh ya i saw ur pictures ur madd pretty

Just let him go. If he actually does like you, he would be at least less controlling, and give up some things too, not just you.

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I met this guy last week at choir camp. i really like him alot. he gave me his phone number, but i dont know what to say to him when i call. i am mostly afraid of calling and having one of thosse uncomfortable silences. Can you help me? i have no idea what to say to him when i call! PLEASE HELP! i am a 16 year old female. i dont really know him all that well.

Yeah, I hate those awkward silences. Think of ideas when that happens, and write them on a sticky note. Haha...

Like:

-me too...i also like...
-so what are you thinking about?
-anythin else going on?
-what were you doing before?
-what are your plans for this week
-Hey, you don't have my phonenumber...yet...
-

and of course, when it's late and you really don't have anything to say, there is the:

-Well, I have to go. Call me!
or the
-Be right back
-someone wants to use the phone/internet (if you can't tak on the phone and be online at the same time).

Hope it works out for you! :)

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