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i give up... you ppl asking quesitons.... its stupid... yur questions r so simple.... and just not needed... sex.... does she/he like me?.... shold i do this?.... its up to you! its yur life! live it and make up yur mind, u sholdn't have others living it for you... i dont think i'll back back soon... not at least to answer a question.....

To see you when I wake up
Is a gift I didn't think could be real.
To know that you feel the same as I do
Is a three-fold, Utopian dream.
You do something to me that I can't explain.
So would I be out of line if I said,
"I miss you"?

I see your picture,
I smell your skin on
The empty pillow next to mine.
You have only been gone ten days,
But already I'm wasting away.
I know I'll see you again
Whether far or soon.
But I need you to know that I care,
And I miss you.


i miss you shelby..... i made that last one for you.... i wanna come back..... cherish the times we had cause you neva no if we'll be lucky enough to re-live them.... i love you.....
E-mail: ADHDanonomyous@aol.com
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Have you noticed if a girl has sex they are called a slut and when a guy has sex they get more popular. I dont understand it please someone explain it to me or give your opinion on it!!
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i c it this way because a guy usually is more involved in sex and would want it more than women, so when a guy has sex, all his friends think he's really lucky and shit. but girls, most of them, think of it the other way around where they aren't into sex to the level a guy is, so when a girl has sex they are called sluts and whores cause the girls around them think it was sick of them to do that. but the thing is, girls have more sex than guys do. 2/3 of all girls have sex before the age of 15. while only 1/2 of men have sex before 15. i hope i informed you about why this stuff happens and shit.


I love this one guy that my best frien also likes!! She keeps talking about him and thinks that he's in love with her too!! i think that she is trying to win him from me. How do I deal with this? Because I do not want to loose him! (link)
well you should try and find out who he really likes cause you cant really change a persons mind when it comes to love or sumthin. and the thing is just cause you like him doesn't mean he likes you the same way or to the same level. and that might be why he lovin the otha girl. if you really dont wanna loose him, try and fight for him if you can. flirting and complimenting are good. it might be hard tho since he's like 'in love' wit yur best friend. and becareful on wat u do cause you might ruin yur relationship between yo best friend. hope i helped.


i dont neccesarily think im ugly or fat, but im 14, turining 15 soon and i havent had any guys kiss me yet, and no guys like me. is that weird or bad. (link)
the kissing thing is completly normal and can be good because you always want yo first kiss to be sumthin special.and just cause you dont KNOW of any guys that like you, doesn't mean they dont like you. and it might just be right now that they dont or sumthin, but i'm sure there is a guy at yo skool that likes you. i would bet on it. i hope i helped.


So.. ilike this guy but my friend also likes him. I don't think he likes her like that, i know this is going to sound concetied, but i think he likes me. if he does and i go out with she'll be mad, but i really like this guy. Me and hers friendship is sort of rocky and she has stolen my crush before and revenge is sweet...what should I do? (link)
well if you like him you have the right to ask him out and go out with him. its not your friends choice. and chances are she'll get ova it like you did with the guy she stole from you. so dont lett her take another guy from ya. i hope i helped


OK i want to throw a party at my house while my parents are gone. My house is too small so im thinking of using my grandmas house which is right next to mine. Does anyone have tips on how i can run this so i wont get caught...and ideas on what we can do at my party? (link)
its very important that you hind all the breakables, like lamps, any decorations, pictures, etc. second, restrict acess to certain parts of the house, like if your gonna keep it in the living room and backyard, lock all the other doors, but dont lose keys. Then when it comes to food and drinks, make sure it its all kept outside to avoid like messin up the house. But one big problem you gonna face is the noise and like disurbin da piece. so if you gonna do music, keep it inside and not to loud and make sure none o' yo friends yell or like do sumthin stupid. the worst thing about throwin parties is all yur gonna be doin the whole time is makin sure you dont get caught and that everythin is clean. it takes a lot of hard work and it isn't a great idea if you dont know whatcha doin. but i hope i helped ya and if it goes down i hope it goes good


omg my parents are so annoying. they are constantly on my case about ANYTHING. for example, i got a 95 on a tuff quiz. they were just like blowing it off. and keep in mind im almost failing that subject. They make a big deal out of low grades but when i get a high grade they just blow it off. and when im home alone, they CONSTANTLY keep calling me like every 5 minutes. and now i sprained my ankle and they keep telling me to do everything normally. i hate when they call because your probly thinking"they call b/c they love you" but no thats not it. and my dad always tries to play around but he just doesnt know when to quit. and if i forget to do like the simplest thing, my mom flips out at me. my parents just are so annoying. How can i make them less annoying? if that makes any sense? (link)
my parents are exactly the same and i fine the best way to avoid it all is to not show my parents any of my grades and take there anger and everything only when report cards come out, if im doin bad. and at house i just try to avoid them and avoid doing anythin that might set them off. about the whole dad thing, i give mine constant hints with my reaction to his stupid comments and wat seems to me, mental redardation. i hope u understand and that everything goes well


if you win a phone from the magazine called 'cosmogirl' do you have to start paying monthly fees or do they pay for it as part of the prize?Please only let me know if you know from experience. (link)
the cell phone is free, and chances are they will pay a little of the fee, like the first month or two. but you'll have to pay the charges. hope i helped and its not expensive! lol


im about 5'3 and i weigh 110 pounds everyone tells me im skinny but idn

what kind of bathing suit would look good on my frame (link)
well its all up to you. you should try different kinds of bathing suits out and see which type looks the best cause nobodies gonna be able to help oyu if they dont know wat you look like. so this is really all up to you. hope i helped ya.


ok umm im going to this kids house i just met and hes cool and i have bin talking too himALOT and his friends and everything and he wants me too go too his house after easter and sleep over but hes not sure if i can bring a friend and people are saying thats not a good idea cause they think i dont no him thaat well but like he is really nice and he would never ever do that and his mom is one of my teachers and i dont no she wont find out cause we are gong too his dads house and i dont no he are going to smoke and drink and i dont no what too do?
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well if you trust him enough that he wont like have sex with you, i guess you can go. but the thing i see wrong is that you two just met and he doesn't like the idea of you havin a friend come. escpeically since nobodies gonna be at the house but you two. so i think that he's got sum ideas about the whole sleep over thing, but if you trust him i say you should go and hopefully have a good time. if yo dont wanna go just tell him that you dont wanna sleep over. he should understand if he's a good friend.


When I was six a firecracker went off next to my head and it permanently messed up my hearing. I have a constant ringing that never, ever goes away. It's been giving me insomnia cause it keeps me up, and I can't drown it out with music cause that keeps me up even more. Does anybody know something I can mask this with that won't keep me up at night? Thanks... (link)
that ringing is 100% natural. even people with hearing can hear it. this is all because of the hair folicals in your ears and there movement. the only reason that people with hearing dont hear it as much is because they hear other things that over power that sound. so the only way to make it stop is to hear sumthin that louder than it is. which will be hard.... but a hearing aid might be able to help... i really sorry about your hearing, i hope i helped.


my sis just got her first boyfriend & she likes himbut im worried he doesn't like her. He kissed her a few times but he never calls her & i read in a mag that that means he's not really into her!!! can u help.plese do
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well if they talk a lot like at skool or sum where else its fine, cause most guys dont call much at all unless its a serious relationship. you should pay attention to how he acts around her and see if he really likes her. like if they talk a lot or sumthin like that. and maybe yur sis can try to get him to like her more too. like she callin him and askin him to da movies o' sumthin. i hope i helped.


OK I have been going out with this guy call him bob for 2 weeks yeah I know its' not long but we're alrady having problems. He doesn't talk to me that much, and im the one who gets his and and approches him, he never says hi ok well he has but like 2 times. Im the one who has to make the first move in everything in talking and in holding hands, he doesn't hold mine, I hold his. And I walk him to 3rd period and today he just left (we stand with all the punk rockers on the wall for like 3 minutes and talk) didn't even say bye im leaving or anyhting and it's not the first time. The first time we were holding hands talking to out friends and he just let go and left not even a kiss. I don't know what to do because I really like him I have known him for a year and I didn't know he was like this...please help me I don't wanna break up with him I want this to work. (link)
it doens't seem like its gonna work.... he probably doesn't like you nearly as much as you like him and my advice to you is that you should dump him or find out wats goin on. unless he's like really really shy or embarrsed, i would dump him if i were you, cause why love sumone if they dont love you back? i srry. i hope i helped


ive read some questions and most about sex with guys is a little making me uncomfortable. not all guys are horny lil bastards. i dont go looking for sex and all that, i just look for some1 i can relax with and have a good time with, not the first girl that is willing to give it up 4 me. trust me girl when i say this, guys are all talk. they say that with their friends, but if a girl came on to me wanting sex (im a virgin) i wouldnt have a clue what 2 do. (link)
well said my friend. now if only we could tell all girls this and if only they could believe us.... good job my friend good job.


Ok well there's this guy at skool that i really really like but i dont really want to go out with him because i like just flirting and i just broke up with a guy. How can i tell him that i just want to be friends w\ privlages and nows not a good time. Last i heard b4 now he wasn't going to go out w\ me till high but he might ask me out tomorrow. I dk what to do.

Likes him but not a good time (link)
if he does ask you out tommorrow and you already dont wanna go out with him, just tell him that you dont want a bf right now. and believe me, girls say that all the time to guys, including me. lol. he might feel a bit depressed, escpecially if he like you a lot, so try and make him feel good after not goin out with him like, idk if he's in your classes, get more involved with him, but on a friend level. i hope i helped.


Sorry this is gonna be long, but I need your advice. Right now I have a boyfriend that loves me very very much. But one of my guy friends likes me just as much as my boyfriend does. I think that I might like my friend more than I like my boyfriend, but I'm not really sure. I can easily tell my friend that I love him too. My friend and another friend of mine always talk about me (they both like me). He always says that he wants to do stuff with me and stuff like that. I'm not sure what I should do...who to go out with. What do you think? If it helps I am 13/f and my boyfriend is 14. My friend is almost 15. (link)
well the 'friend' is older than you by almost 2 years which might seem kinda weird to the people around you. it seems to me that yur boy friend is in your grade which mean you can keep a better relationship. sorry to say but i would need a little more info to truely help you. but i hope i helped and if you need more advice IM me.


I'll rate 5's to anyone who gives an answer. I've had my period since lasy octobber. They are so reagular, they happen EVERY 2 WEEKS!! what could be causing this? I also feel so gross down there, and its bothering me so bad. Also at night they get really really heavy and happen like every 5 seconds and i have to go to the bathroom like every 20 minutes. I never get any sleep. It makes me cry. This also happens during the day. Don't say to use tampons, cause im not going to. You've seen my problems, please please help me, It's killing me. (link)
its natural for your period to be off for the first year or two, its natural and it happens to a majority of women on earth. now about the whole no sleep thing, tell your mom. she will help you and if your lucky she will take you out of skool one or two days to fix the problem, but tell your mom, she will help.


Ok so me and my freinds go too the mall like almost every friday and we go too look for guys same old shuff, , well like 3 weeks ago we met these guys and i talk to them alot and we hang out and they all think im hott and everything and like any grl they like to drink well i like too drink=( but one of the guys (his mom is one of my teachers in school) asked me to sleep over his house after easter? and he said no one well be there cause his parents got a divors and his dad wont be home and i dont no what to do?? HELP?? (link)
ask yurself, do you really wanna go over there and most likely have sex? and the thing is you dont know if neone else will be there. they might rape you or sumthing. so ask yurself cause if you dont want to it should be ok by him, or else the only reason he's yur friend is because he wants to have sex. i hope i helped.


okay at the end of the year we have a 8th grade dance..and this guy asked me to it just as friends and i said yes because we've always been pretty close..but i found out that he flashed girls twice in the same day..@ school! soo yeah it just disgusted me and i don't want to go with him anymore..but i don't know what to tell him. and thats where the problem enlies.
i rate good. unless your a dumbass about what you write back. thanks. (link)
i would dump him if i were you. you should tell him you know wat he did and chances are he will say he didn't, but just say you dont care and that you dont wanna go with him. its that easy. hope it all goes good.


okay, i screwed up my last question because english is my second language, so here we go again. i'm a skinny person and i don't really like food in general, but i really like veggies, fruits and all sorts of other healthy food. since i've been fasting for the last few weeks (i'm russian orthodox, that's what we do before easter), i thought about it, and realized that since i don't really suffer without meat, maybe i should become a vegetarian because i don't want to kill animals. maybe it won't really make that big of a difference and only clear my conscience, but then, as we say in russian, raindrops sharpen rocks (as in little things can make a difference). so, here's my question: how do i stay healthy and get all my vitamins? where can i get that information? and most of all, is it hard for a vegetarian to gain weight? because i was really hoping to gain my freshman 15 next year, i seriously need it. please don't answer unless you know what you're saying. (link)
ok, dont worry i no wat im saying. you shold be a vegitarian. it only makes sence. and vegitarians are very healthy and if you eat enough of the right vegetables, bread, fruits and dary products, you will live a long strong life. like eating eggs. eggs are a good source of protien. just keep your diet balanced. usually if you look at the label of the food it will tell you wat is it the food, like vitamins a minerals, and you can base your health off of that and your servings. and it can sumtimes be hard to gain wieght, but since vegitarian food is so healthy and rich in vitamins, you can aford to eat a lot and gain wieght, but not so much that it can hurt you. as eating a shit load of meat proportioned to vegetables, the meat would be very unhealthy. i hope i helped and i hope you understand wat im sayin lol good luck!


i was out the other day and met my sisters mates who were drunke.ive always kinda nown that my sister is gay but i thought it was just a phase. they lat it slip that she was gay and she had a girlfriend.i havent talked about it to my sister yet and was wondering if anyone has been in my situation and what did they do.im not ashamed by it but im just shocked,do u think its still a phase? please get back to me soon. xx (link)
she's a lesbin and its not that unusual. 1/10 of the world is gay. so no its not a phase and dont worry.




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