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my mom wants to watcha movie rent one that is well sooooooooo what should i get i mean i have no idea.. what are some new movies GOOD NEW! please help fast hurry lol thanks!

Memento
Fight Club
The Repo Man
Vanilla Sky
Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind
Office Space
Harold and Kumar
Super Troopers


Shlong of the dead

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When in doubt, pick Random Weirdos.
Um, so I'm REALLY pale. Like, my skin GLOWS when it gets in sunlight.
I've tried to tan, and all that happens is I burn a little, or nothing happens. I was at the beach with my friends, in sunlight the whole time. I had sunscreen on - just a light coating of SPF 25- 'cause I didn't want to burn, but all I got was a little pink on my shoulders.
Also, I have a tan line from my watch from last summer (never went away). Is there a way to get rid of that naturally?
Oh yeah, I CAN NOT use any self-tanners or sunless tanners, and I can't "go tanning". My mother is allergic to like, everything, and I'm still living in my house at the moment.
How do I get tanner without burning, and without "going tanning" or using sunless tanners? I'm kinda sick of being all pale.

Wow, so from the sounds of it you're albino. Pretty freaky.

Go to the circus.

Actually just sit out in the sun and dont move. Be like a statue.

For added fun, pick a pose and stick with it.

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okay well im a teenager and i live in Tampa florida.

my friends and i use to go to the mall every friday. pretty lame huh? yeah thats why we stopped going.

well since we stopped going there isnt really much to do around here.

does anyone have any ideas of what to do on a friday or saturday night? thanks alot.

Ever think of the movies?

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IM STARTING HIGH SCHOOLL!!!


What are osem ways to get really popular?!?!

Let me just say one thing.

In highschool. Popularity is gone. There is just the hot people and the ugly people.

Cant help ya on that one.

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Okay, there is this guy (his name is Gage Tyler) that I am like crazy for. He always tells his friends that he doesn't like me, but yet when one of my friends asks him if he does like me he doesn't answer them. Or like if I come around him, he always leaves, but sometimes comes back around me. It's really weird and all of my friends say that I am too good for him, or he isn't good enough for me. And one of my friend's thinks that he is mentally abusing me?!?!?! Well, please help!! lol.

Are you going to let your friends lead your life and hwo you got out with?

You're over examining this.

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i've been itching a lot on and near my penis for a few months. does anyone know what this might be?

I call em pubes.

Unless you're 12 and not suppost to be on this site. Then you probably stuck your dangles in an ant mound.

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At the moment, I am studying for my math exam. my teacher was nice enough to give us a study guide to fill out. I have a few things that I dont understand:
What is 39% of 500?
What percent of 64 is 3.2?
60% of 85 is what number?
What percent of 85 is 1.7?
What number is 150% of 26?
What i 40% of 400?

Not only do I not understand them, I dont know how to do them! So could someone PLEASE EXPLAIN ot me how to do them?

Usually not understanding them, and not knowing how to do them are the same thing.

Just a head up for when you have to do your writing in english.

Repeating yourself is not good.

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I have a dog named Smokey. It's a girl. She was suposed to have leg surgery because she tore a legiment or something, but now she is walking better. Should she still have surgery?

Should the chain smoker who had a terrible cough, but it stopped, continue smoking because that bad cough is gone?

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Could i have some quote websites to go to other than firehotquotes and the one for away messages too.. quotes like "I'M GONNA DRAW A PICTURE WITH A TWIST. ILL DRAW IT WITH A RAZOR BLADE, ILL DRAW IT ON MY WRIST, AS I DRAW THIS PICTURE A FOUNTAIN WILL APPEAR. AND AS THIS FOUNTAIN FLOWS, MY TROUBLES DISAPPEAR" .. my friend had that but we never talk unless we are online which is rear... thanks in advanced!

Oh, so you want emo quotes saying you're a pussie who cuts themselves and needs help?

Get off this site. Take your razor with you.

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How can I make certain words bold when I type an entry in my xanga. I've tried Ctr B, but it brings up my Bookmarks instead of bolding things. Is there any other way I can fix this?

Well usually on the control panel there is something that says B. B is for bold. B is all for aladin.

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i wanna dye my har ether red or brown. i dont know which one to do. i dont like bieng blonde bcuz its not that punk and.. people make fun of me saying im a dumb blonde.which color do you recomend????

Its not that punk?

Wow.

My hair is bright red almost pink. Its pretty freaking awesome. I however dont consider myself a punk nor would I even want to put myself into a dumb label.

I would consider pink.

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whats the best hair color dying stuff and which one lasts longest???

If you die your hair its permanent. It lasts until you get a haircut.

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If words are not enough...How do you show someone you love them?? Ideas please

I think you know...

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hey people. I have heard ALOT of rumors on how Sout Park Mexican died. I heard he died in jail and then i heard he is sitll alive. If he is in fact dead, how did he die? Thankyou!

WTF is south park mexican?

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hey yall im going on a field trip on wendsday june 15 with my whole class and i want some ideas on what i can bring we also were assigned little 3rd graders as buddies to go along with you and your friends there and we have to include the little buddies in everything that we do does anybody know some fun things the older people can play and does anybody know some fun things that we can play with the buddies please help i rate high

Yeah, the lil dawgs love paste eating contests.

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hello yall uhh i recently just foudn out that this saturday there is a cheerleading stunt clinic thing it helps you with your stunt groups and everything and it suppose to be really good my coaches daughter does it and she is like a really good cheerleader from it but my friends party is on the same day and at the same time and there is no way i could go to both and the cheerleading clinic is only one day and so isnt my friends party l;ike its not a sleepover or anything so i couldnt go after or the morning everyone wakes up i dont know what to do i love my friend but i love cheerleading and my friend will get mad please help i will rate 5

Well it depends what you like more.

If its a clinic, wouldnt it happen on more than one occasion?

You seem to already have an answer by what you wrote.

If you're smart you'll figure it out for yourself and make the right call.

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ok im in love with these two guys named tanner and johnny , tanner i met at camp and he is really nice and extremely hot and i really like him alot , and johnny on the other hand ive been dating since the 4th grade and i REALLY like him and hae known him longer whotch one should i date ? or love ?

You're an idiot.

How the hell should we know?

We've never met these people before. WE cant make the decision for you.

Do you want us advice givers to nurture you through your relationship too when you finally pick the right guy?

Its your life, do what you want.

We know jack about these people. You know a lot more than us.

Dont ask this stupid questoin EVER again.

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I get mad really easily, and people notice. How do I control my temper before it gets way out of hand?

Hold your breath and count to 10 when you're mad.

If not, you're probably going to get decked when you're older and in the real world.

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yo right my SUPOSE to be BESTFRIEND i think is hiding from me that she goes out with one of my ex boyfriends and im really pissed....like me and the boy and me were REAL serious and it would hurt me to see her with him...I think this cause she be walkin wit him in the hallway he be over her house and they be on the phone and she said she wont tell me who she go wit..oh and plz dont say no lil smart comments cause its not cute people come on here for advice not smart comments well thanx in advance i rate high

Well let me tell you something my very negro friend.

Why do you write like an idiot? Are you black? Okay, dont type like you are. We dont care of your race.

Also, why are you pissed? YOU BROKE UP WITH THE GUY. Who cares. He's not your property anymore.

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Ok well im a 13/f and my mom gets someone to babysit my brother whom is 8 just because im always out havin fun and doing stuff and i dont want to watch him. but anyways the point is lately his babysitter and me are like good friends. So well anyways she is 18 and I really i guess i could say i look up to her. I really do i love her like a sister and right now i know she is going thought a hard time and she started smoking and she said im gonna quit im just having a hard time well i dont think shes gonna quit because smoking is addicting and she might not be able to quit and im scared for her and myself because i look up to her so whats happens if i start to and i also dont think shes getting paid enought a week i added up all the time she worked this week and the money she got and dived it and she got like $2.78 an hour thats not fair she needs more money because she is gonna have to start paying for bills and stuff and shes not getting paid enought and now shes smoking and im lookin up to her and i just dont know what to do she is like a sister to me we are good friends and i really look up to her and i dont want her life to get screwed up plese help sorry this is so long

Babysitting really isnt a job my friend.
2.78 is pretty good.

Its not a job. Its something you do to make money on the side.

Just a question,while you happen to be down to earth with whats going on here, for instance you see you smoking in the future due to the fact your rolemodel does it.

Why do you make a rolemodel out of that person? If they're that unstable look up to someone else. Its only bad for you.

You're also right, she wont quite. She'll get lung cancer and die in her late 30's early 40's.

Possibly sooner if shes a chain smoker.

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