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Q: hi well first of all i know some of you might think why in the world do you want to be a prep? and all that stuff but i dont care what you think if you are just going to like criticize me ok.

and people who are willing to help, how do i be like a prep?

i mean i know i kinda like talk like a prep and all that but i am Asian and stuff and i am not rich at all so i cant really go shopping at Holiaster and American Eagle outfitters and all that and this one person thought i looked like a devil worshiper. like what the heck! i am so not a devil worshiper... i mean i heard of someone telling me that i talk like a prep and everything but how do i really really look prep?

i really really need to be a prep...

its a survival of high school...and trust me, you dont know my school

i rate high for people who tries to help and if you mock me i report you and get you banned

Well, you MUST do these things:
~i agree w/ everyone. you have to good posture. no slumping.
~ ALWAYS smile. 1st impressions are v. important
~be smart & raise your hand when you know the answer, but dont be a teachers pet.
~don't get fakes. fake uggs or louis vuitton is just cheesy. if you can't afford the real thing, go to somewhere like kohl's and buy a neutral plain purse or simple ballet flats.
~iron your clothes. be sexy, but not trashy.
~you need
-polos
-solid-color sweaters
-any type of pearls (faux are ok)
-flats or flip flops
-khakis
-designer jeans
~be well groomed. neat hair and a nice perfume will always complete your look. don't overdo the perfume though!
~be FIT! there is nothing worse than flab hanging over those designer jeans. sports like cheerleading, field hockey, swimming, crew etc.
~wear HAPPY colors! black and grey are for accessories.
~only pierce your ears and not anywhere else and never wear tattoes.
~don't try too hard. people WILL notice. be easy-going and laid-back, never talk behind anyones back and never talk back to adults.
~change your hairstyle every once & a while. go from ponytail to bob to long curls. give people something to notice, but make it GOOD.
~ A&E, Hollister, A&F are really where WE shop. exotic clothes from spain are nice, but you can definitely shop there, no matter what anyone else thinks. don't lie if you didn't get it from italy. the alpha prep girl will probably find out. if you actually bought it from somewhere discount where preps don't shop like Marshall's, say you got it from a place like Nordstrom, a store that sells a variety of one-time clothes.

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Happy 2008! My name is Dana for those of you who don't know, and I obviously love to give advice, because if I didn't, I wouldn't be here. I will pick at anyone who doesn't bother to capitalize their "I"'s or the beginnings of sentences. Proper grammar and spelling is very important to me. bcuz it Just loooks soooo sloppie when u type lyke this. So a word to the wise, and for the majority of you that it doesn't apply to, think about it, and watch yourself. Second of all, I will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever write something that is not true. So therefore I am always right. So stand down and accept it. (Note: that also means that my "opinions" are actual facts. At least the ones I bother to write.)

Never ask me anything about how fat you are or love life. Cliched, I know, but I am heartless when it comes to the truth. If you don't know what to do with your cheating boyfriend that you still love, go ask someone else since I could not care less. Seriously.

Have a nice day!
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missbananafontana


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WARNING:
My answers will be based on a preppy lifestyle. I am the clean, preppy sort, like the person who looks clean and classy and doesn't really notice anyone who isn't, regardless that some weirdos think that preppy people hate them. Also, if you wonder about the corrections on the answers I give, no worries; they're just simple corrections to those who don't know where to put a period, or that they have to capitalize the beginnings of sentences. Please don't be offended.

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