I know this is grose but what does it mean when your poop is green. Please help lol.
"what does it mean when your poop is green"
You should be a rapper with those hardcore ghetto rhymes.
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I copied some files onto a blank cd, and now I want to erase the things that I copied onto the cd before. how can I do that?
If it's a CD-R you can't.
If it's a CD-Rw it might offer to erase it depending on the program you're using when you're copying files onto it.
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how come guys get horny so fast and girls dont? i mean it takes my bf 5 minutes to get horny and then like 30 minutes for me. how come? and is there a way to change that? thanks
Due to the stupidity of this question, I have the perfect answer for it.
Stick a goat dick up your poontang before you see your boyfriend. This will in advance hype you up.
Good day.
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I'm going to softball camp this summer and ive never played before, so can someone give me good websites to learn the game?
If you're going to softball camp, you'll probably learn how to play there. Just a thought, i could be wrong though.
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all of my friends dont live in my neighborhood, so when i want to go to the pool i cant go cause i dont have anyone to go with. i wanna go alone, but i also wanna get in the water w/o looking like a freak since i dont have anything to do with anyone. what are some ideas of things i could do alone?
A lot of people swim alone all the time. What's your freakin problem?
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does anybody know the title and the band that play the song that goes
"i'm a bitch i'm a lover, i'm a child i'm a mother, i'm a saint i'm a sinner..."
thank you
No. But it sure was funny watching you recite the song in hopes of us knowing it.
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I used to be in this cooking class and they gave me a sheet on how to make pancakes. I lost that sheet and now I'm craving pancakes at 11:30 p.m...strange, huh? well, i was wondering if anyone knew the recipe..?? I know ya'll will say "google it" but i did and every recipe had baking powder..we don't have that right now..so does any one know a recipe that excludes baking powder? also, can anyone tell me how to cook it also?..THANK YOU!
Well maybe, IF EVERY RECIPE HAS BAKING POWDER, You probably need baking powder to make pancakes dipshit.
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i need a new screen name. something with the words Adorkable,OMG,Heart You, something with those word lol idk i need help. my friend has Ooh So Adorkable i want something cute like that.
o and my favorite band is sum 41
thanx ILL RATE HIGH
LuvliMOUNTAINoyster
Or
MountainOyster
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i feel like im the only person my age that doesnt have a boyfriend. im 14/f and it feels like everyone around me is together. because all year this year ive heard oh my gosh my boyfriend this and oh my gosh my boyfriend that and i was lookin' around and everyone was like holding hands and stuff. i have a few friends who dont have bf's and we feel like we are the only ones.... IT SUCKS! is there anyway i can get a guys attention or should i just wait. is this a thing that everyone is just trying out? ITS SO SCARY ITS ANNOYING! and any guy that likes me is a nerdy guy! its gross...
PLEASE HELP I RATE 5'S IF YOUR ADVICE IS GOOD!
thanks alot
Nerdy guy?
Beggar's can't be choosers love.
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This will be first time going to Warped Tour, and I was just wondering a couple of things...
1) How much will cd's and T-shirt's cost?
2) What else can you buy besides T-shirts, hoodies, and cd's? And what type of freebies do you get?
3) Are there any other pointers you can give me about Warped?
Thanks in advance!
To answer 3. My pointer is DON'T GO. They have crappy bands play there.
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Okay, I've almost always been like this, but now I want to know if its just me, or if its a common isue. I have a hard time with grammar. I don't know when to use correct words, tenses, etc. I used to be very smart as a child but ever since... 5th-6th grade maybe? I've had difficulties. Like, yesterday... I said "I got to drove them home" and it didn't sound right... but I was thinking to myself, I don't think thats right... if its not, how do you correctly say it (Then I realized it was "I got to drive them home"). But its little stuff like that. And I often mess up on sentences. If I'm talking about a girl and a guy, and I'm quoting the girl, I'll say "He was like..." and then I quickly say "She was like...". Its like my brain isn't messing up on little things. Is this a common problem? I'm 16/f.
Yes, its a common problem is the dumb dumb's.
Actually, compared to almost everyone on this advice site you're pretty smart.
I could read this question the best of all.
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so i got this new deoderant at cvs called arid extra dry and it worked! all of the other 100's of deoderents i have and tryed never worked. i use to get all sweaty and my shitrs would get all wet and ew. anyway why does this one work and not the other one?
Just to let you know, before everyone else tells you.
This question
Is dumb.
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does anyone know any cute screen names? i've had the one i use now forever, and i need a new one really bad...just some ideas would be great!
thanks in advance...i'll rate high!
Tuna_toothpaste
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i loved your goat answer to what the little girl should do to redecorate her room, but i have a question:
what should she do with the goat's balls?
Ever heard of "Mountain Oysters"?
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ok, well all my friends have secrets. Everyone does.. right? well i dont know why but EVERYONE tells me their problems and secrets, sometimes it can be something really small that i can stand like "i like _____" but sometimes they're REALLY big like "i've been raped! dont tell anyone!". Now i'm really popular when it comes to friends so i'm holding ALL of THEIR secrets! one of these days i'm gonna combust and tell everyone all these secrets. I want to be there for my friends, but i dont want to go crazy holding everyone thought, secrets, and personal problems. What do i do?!
You sound like an idiot if you ask me.
Really, just think how dumb this question is.
Here, i'll hold you secret for you. I wont tell anyone you're actaully really dumb and asked this question.
Now heres my secret i'm telling you. Don't ask this question again. Don't even think about this question. Just leave.
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So I have the worst stomache in the history of man. Now, thinking back to elementary school, the Nurse always recommended a saltine cracker or two. QUESTION IS: WHY was that? Was is something SPECIFIC about the CRACKER? And is there any other food the average household stocks that can beat this intense pain? I will be soo thankful of helpful answers - this pain is sooo bad it could ultimately take my life. =/ gr.
You ate those cuz she thought you didnt eat.
No, you're having this "intense pain" because god doesnt like you.
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hey i was just wondering if anyone knew the age you have to be to work at hollister co. there is a new store coming to the closest mall to me and i called and applied as a sales associate and they called and i forgot to ask them if there was a certain age you had to be to work there and i have a meeting thing tomorrow and i dont even know if im old enough to work there! i know that you have to be 18 to work at a&f but if anyone helps me on this ill rate 5's
Hollister? Want a crappy store, why work there?
They have overpriced crappy clothes, that they brand their name on.
Seriously, you'll know someones wearing hollister clothes cuz on it in big letters it'll say HOLLISTER.
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hi, i am 12/f and i am talking my mom into letting me get my own room this summer. i have shared a room with my 8 year old sister ever since she was born. i like the color pink and i was wondering if anyone had ideas on what i should put in it, like furniture, decorations, ect. i will rate high!
thanks so much!
I think you should drape goat skins all across the walls.
Use the goats blood to paint the walls.
Eat the goats meat.
And use the bones to make a chair.
Be like the indians, never waste anything on the goat, let it all be to good use.
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OK this might sound a little strange but i think my boyfriend is bi. I want to dump him but i don't know if i should or not though. I think he's bi because he acts gay and when we started going out he said he was really glad we're going out because before he thought he was gay. And he just acts like a girl. PLZ help me i don't know if i should dump him or not. What do you think i should do?
I think you should do whatever you want.
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This week, I'm going to the movie with a bunch of my friends. It'll be 2 of my friends & their boyfriends & me & my guyfriend. We haven't known eachother that long & everyone says we're a relationship in the making. When all my friends are making out, people say that we'll just end up doing it too because we won't be able to help ourselves. Is that true? If so, what should I do? Go along with it?
xO* fAith
No, your friends are wrong. That won't happen.
Truth is, you're overlooking the whole matter.
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