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hi im lauren. im 15 & ive had experience with lots of stuff.. so i can answer pretty much any kind of question =]

advice

ok help me check if my answer is correct please! im trying to prove santa doesn't exist.. by saying he wouldnt possibly have time to visit all the houses and crap like that.. so lets say there's 2 billion people in the world, of which 30% are children under 15 (meaning thats how many people have a right of getting presents) and the average is 3,2 children per family.... and santa has 30 houres to deliver ALL presents.. how much time does santa have at each house?

to now this we have to know how many houses there are, right? so i tried doing this..

0.30 * 2000000000 = 600000000 children
600000000/3.2 = 87500000 houses

ANSWER: 30/187500000

but what the heck does that mean?
on my calcultor that doesnt work!
so it cant be right can it???

SANTAS NOT REAL!!!
so who cares?

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sometimes i wanna go shopping with my mom, but everytime i do my mom just has to bring my grandmother along! i love my grandma,and she lives wiht us too..but it's just so embarassing and inconvenient to have her! whenever i see someone from my school i feel like a complete dork because im shopping with my 85 years old grandma..i know this sounds horrible, i'd gladly spend time with my grandma doing other stuff but not shopping at our trendy mall! she's sooo slow and my mom has to hold her and stuff,and it's just so embarassing i'm sorry. but my mom gets mad at me b/c my grandma never goes out and she doens't have time to take both me & my grandma out different times. what do i do? im SO sick of this!!

next time you want to go shopping ask if you can go with your friends and then your mom can hang out with your grandma
xo hope i helped

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13/F

Ok theres this guy lets call him Alex. About a month ago he used to never care what people thought, was always nice, kept secrets, and in general was a great guy. But see the thing was he used to always sit with me and stuff and be near me and everytimeI talked to him he always asked me like 5 times who I liked. I never told him when he did. Then one day he was the nicest guy ever so I told him who I liked. Lets call this guy Sam. Anyway so I told him Sam and see Sam is like a popular guy (im also popular and Alex was well.....normal srry if thats sounds mean) hes nice, good looking and has a great personality. Now Alex never told anyone but ever since then he's started to change. He's gotten very annoying, hes become a jerk, has a big mouth, loves to bug me and acts like he owns the school. And it gets me really mad. Its like he's turned into one of the guys. (i mean the popular guyss that act mean) hes never been like this but he's changing rapidly and when I tell him about it all he says it "I dont care what you think! Anyway you guys always make fun of me so whatever!" I NEVER make fun of him. I never have. Why has he changed so much?

well it sounds to me like alex likes you
and hes jealous of sam because you like sam
so hes trying to act more like sam.. since sam is popular

xo hope i helped

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I don't get how people say they love with no regrets or they let everything go and let themselves fall in love. How do you let yourself fall in love? How do you 'forget everything and let love take over'? Thanks to anywho who can help me understand how this works ..

when u meet a person that means more to youu than anything else in the world.. thats when you can let everything go and let yourself fall completely in love. you're not forcing yourself to forget everything and let love take over.. it just kinda happens because you find a person that makes you forget about everything else but him/her.

xo hope i helped
it might be easier for me to help if i actually knew the circumstance
so if you have any more questions
--- drop them in my inbox :]

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okay well you know the clique series books by lisi harrison? i was wondering if massie, dylan, alicia, kristen, and claire are real people in life because it says that the book is fiction but there are a lot of myspaces out there that claim to be the people from the clique books... here's one myspace: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=35248438 and look at the friends list too.. theres a lot of the clique characters in there too. so basically i'm asking if the characters in the books are real. thanks!

umm nope
they're not real

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hii.
as ya'll know.
christmas is coming soon, and i am so bad at picking out cute gifts.
i need something for my boyfriend, on christmas day we make 9 months ..
he's almost 15.
he likes fourwheelers, things like that, ya know?
i need some cuteee gifts ideas.
so far, ive mostly gotten ideas like, a shirt and his favorite candy or something.
help, please? :)

haha wow.
i have the same exact problem
&& my boyfriend is the same age 2
ok well i was thinking maybe like
cologne or something personal like that
or maybe something that has to do with his fav. sport or yeah a shirt and his fav. candy would be cute 2 or you could get a CD from his fav. band or a giftcard 2 his fav. store

xo hope i helped

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what is it? my friends talk about them and i'm totally lost

haha ok it doesn't look like anyone else is gonna answer this one.. so i'll answer it for you.

choad

(1) A penis, usually wider than long.


p.s. if you ever have another question like that.. just look up the word on urbandictionary.com

xo hope i helped

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13/f

does anyone know where to get cheap conair &revlon straighteners that work really good??? and can u please send me pictures of them so i know what your talking about? thanks in advance

walgreens

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i really neeed your advice:

who do you pick? the person who first loved you? or the person you first loved?

well first of all,
if you're talking about who to pick now..
you have to go with huever you like now.
but otherwise, go with the one that you first loved. i know this sounds bitchy, but sometimes you just need to make yourself happy. you can't satisfy everyone, so when it comes down to it, you need to just go with whatever makes you happy, which in this case would probably be the first person you loved.
hope i helped

xo

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hi :]
16/f
well me and my mom were talking yesterday and shes like i think i might know something else to get you for christmas! and im like what? and shes like have you ever heard of the CHI straightener? and im like yea the one that costs like $200. i heard its suppose to be good but for anyone that uses it does it really work good or what because i will feel bad to have her like spend so much and have me not like it!! well thank you.

CHI STRAIGHTENERS ARE AMAZING!!
i have really thick wavy hair && my chi straightens it so its perfectly straight
xo hope i helped

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yeah I ihave a new bf!

I love him a lot. and the other day were talking and he brought up the subject of how far have you ever gona with a guy. I told him just making out!
and he is 16.I am 14!
but I would expect him to e more mature but he has had a blow job hand job and been with a girl naked but didnt have sex. I love him like he loves me!
we met at an amusement park[knotts berry farm]
and we hav been going out for a week! but have been friends longer! so i am not a slut!
I felt a little jealous when he tole me that a girl did that and beat me to it!
well the thing that sucks is i am going with him to a party on saturday and his dad heard a rumor of him getting a girl pregnant so he got a pack of condems. and my mom knows we are going out and she wouldnt care if we happened to have sex!

but i am thinking if it is good thing!

so should i have sex??


pleasehelp me!

wow slow down..
uve only been going out 4 a week

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My boyfriend went to my window yesterday but my mom was in the next room awake. Its now 2:15 and he left because it was really cold but is there anyway that i can get him inside without my mom or dad noticing i need to get him in my room! He is really nervous that he will get caught because if we do then most likley i wont ever be able to see him again and were next door neighbors! Help please!!!

you probly wont be able to get him in without being caught so my advice is to either go to his house, wait until theres a night when your parents arent home, or meet him outside in your backyard or something..

hope i helped =]

xo lauren

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14/M okay sry but this is a long one, okay i have been talking to this one girl harley for like a month and i like this girl paige and on top of that i like this other girl samantha... well harley and me were getting along pretty good and kissing and stuff but now she like never calls me or answers my calls and paige is so confusing i can't tell if she likes me but i really like her and samantha likes me and i like her and wants to go out with me... what do i do? (if you need furher details just ask)

can you say...PLAYA? hah jk
anywaysss
well i would just forget about harley.. shes obviously not good enough 4 u
if you like paige more than samantha.. then try to talk 2 paige more and figure out if she likes you.. but if you like samantha more.. then go for it and ask her out. just remember.. whatever decision you make your not stuck w/ forever so dont worry about it just go with it and see what happens

hope i helped =]

xo lauren

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Hey there, my hair is about two inches below my shoulders, medium thickness, layers, and wavy.

I want to get it super straight, at home, it'll be REALLY straight, then by the time I get to school the ends have all curled up and its frizzy. I've tried mousse, creams, and hair spray.

Any other tips on keeping it really straight?

the chi hair straightner works AMAZING

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how can i keep my side bangs in place without using a ton of hairspray?

use a straightener and kind of straighten them into the style that you want them in.

hope i helped =]

xox lauren

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everyone thinks im gay because i dance and hang out with girls...im sure its normal because, well i like girls. what could i do to show im straight to people so they could get off my back about it? -Tom

haha this sounds exactly like one of my really close guy friends. he hangs out with a lot of girls and doesnt have as many guy friends as girl friends. so yeah some guys think hes gay. but hes not.. he likes girls just like you do. my advice is to maybe get a gf.. or start hanging out with more guys. like you could still hang out with the girls.. just invite guys along too.

xox lauren =]

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hi well, my friend told me that his mate told him that my friends sister kind of, gives blowjobs, when she's off to "sleepovers" well i think we should tell my friend because it is his sister, and i think he has the right to know. my other friend thinks he shouldnt know because its "best for him". what shall we do?? oh and by the way, his sisters 16... thanks in advance

just tell him. your friend probably wont care.

hope i helped

xox lauren

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hey im the question 6 down from the top....me and the girl are already great friends but i think we got so close that she doesnt want to risk it...we've been friends for 5 years now and we already went out 2 times but she broke it off the first time becuase she didnt want to risk our friendship then i broke it off the second time because i heard she was thinking about dumping me for sum1 else and i didnt want to get hurt again so i broke it off....ive tried to hang out with her in the past and she used to make up the bad excuses that were hard to believe and we were supposed to hang out last week but she had to stay home becuase her dad was having a business meeting and she had to be there...so i understood but i want to hang out again..school starts again in 2 days but we dont have any classes together so i will only see her inb the hall which isnt really enough so idk if i should tell her now or wait till we hang out or in the halls (isnt enough time really though only a couple of minutes) so im not sure

maybe you could try to get a group of friends together and go to the movies or someones house. maybe shes just a little nervous to be alone w/ you. try to get her alone while you're there and then talk to her and tell her that you like her. in the halls.. you dont really have enough time to talk to her so i dont think you should do it then.

good luck xox

tell me how it goes!

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I am 13/f and REALLY skinny, but I have somewhat big hips and very long legs. I need maybe a size triple 0 with a 34" inseam and size 1 in hips! Does anyone know how to get very long, slim, flare jeans with big hips? Thank you in advance!!!

go 2 hollister or abercrombie kids =]

hope i helped

xox lauren

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well i have dirty blonde hair and its naturally straight, stick straight. i mean i like it and all but sometimes i get bored with it.
i scrunch it sometimes, or put it in a clip but what are some other ways i can put it??

any help is appreciated, thanks! =]

you can braid it or curl it =]

xox lauren

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