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my name is tonii. i'm an 18 year old college student at a college that is none of your concern. i was born and raised in the ghettos of the bronx, so i know a thing or two when it comes to the streets.


my dream job is to become a model for playboy. pam anderson and tila are my idols. i'm straight up with my answers so don't get mad at me if you don't like it.
Gender: Female
Location: Absolutly none of your business
Occupation: college student
Age: 18
Member Since: January 31, 2005
Answers: 68
Last Update: September 28, 2005
Visitors: 3674


iS THiS LEGAL ?? (link)
why the hell does everyone ask this damn question? NO it's not legal! if you aren't paying, it's illegal. GOD someone asked this already you should've read their question before asking it.


okay, hmm.. there are 2 guys that i reallly like.. hmm John and Jon.. lol :) well john i see him sometimes at parties,and he flirts with me sooo much. and i donno, and jon.. me and him have history.. we went out from sept. to dec. and then i had 2 move because my dad passed away.. and i dont know what to do.. lol..hmm .. i donno.. i am just so confused. :-\ (link)
now why the hell would you put "lol" after saying MY DAD PASSED AWAY. it's not fucking funny. go with whoever the hell you like more. you and jon have a history, that means more go out with jon.


I just got back from a two 1/2 week vacation to california. Me and my best friend hung out so much before I left. When I got home I called her immeaditly and she was like Hi. I told her i wus home and i missed her and she said Uh-Huh. *not in a sarcastic way* Shes busy hangin out with all of her other friends right now, i dont mind that she hangs out with them, but Ive been home for a week and she never calls me or anything and she didnt act like she cared I came home! Whats going on? (link)
girls are so damn catty. give it up she doesn't want to be your friend. get the hell over it and find friends that AREN'T bitches. there are many other girls out there that are willing to be your friend. you'll live, i promise.


Is it bad not to masturbate.... cuz i'm 14.f and i've never masturbated... i think its kind of gross...
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That's retarded, it's not bad not to. it's not gross either it's completely normal everyone does. der.


I just shaved my pubic area for the first time, and now it itches really bad when I walk!! What can I do about this? (link)
lotion will make the hair finer n less itchy


what web site can i go to to turn some one in to child Protecterd service's
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its not a website you need to call DYFS- 1-877-NJ ABUSE (652-2873) thats the one for NJ but if you search google you could find more numbers.


im special buy other ppl don't think so what shud i do (link)
keep saying your special. because u are.


there's someone that i like. but he told me i wasn't usually his type... what does this mean? (link)
he just doesnt like you. your not the type of girl hed want to go out with. maybe its your personality, your hair, your body, or just your overall appearance. thats all it means


I'm going to the beach in a week and I understand that when you shave your legs, it stings really bad once you get in the ocean. Does Nair sting? If so, are there any other alternatives? (link)
nair doesnt sting as bad but waxin works betta.


I am a 20 years old horny virgin lives in toronto.
You know any girl wants a one night stand thing in toronto area?
Give them my msn
torontoguy_8@hotmail.com (link)
god damn u dumb fuck dont b askin me dat i dont even live near u.


i am working on saving up to buy a car by August. Can anyone give me good saving techniques? I work as a cashier but im afraid i won't really save the money .. (link)
get a damn savings account. put all yo checks in da bank.


what is a crash diet? i watched true life tonight adn this girl name amber was on there and she was on a crash diet. she lost alot of weight in a short amount of time. i wanna go on a crash diet. what do i do on a crash diet? (link)
dont go on no crash diet. dem things will mess you up gurl. you basically starve yoself 4 a while den you lose weight.


I just had braces and i cnat have much sugar but i havent kept 2 that and have had lots of sugar, so i want to stop that does any 1 hve any tricks or cheats or ways that i can have sugar?? Plz (link)
u can eat sugar dey jus lie 2 u.


There's this guy named Jeff and sometimes, he is soo nice and funny to me..but other times, he always tells me that I'm ugly..he says it in a "just kidding" voice but idk if he is being serious or if he really is just kidding. It hurts my feelings. What can I do? (link)
tell him 2 stop bein a jackass n callin u dat


theres a song by puff daddy that goes 'im a hustler baby', and i just need to know the name of the song! Thanks! (link)
hustla... duh?


I;m 13 f, and I've been having a lot of different thoughts about things. I have a little of OCD, if that might be a conclusion of whats going on..
Okay, it started just maybe a month or 2 back, and I've been having thoughts about sucicide, like overdosing on pills and stuff. That's all I think of, and it wont stop! What can i do to help this? (link)
mayb u shuld go c a docter i think u need help


Ookay.. I can't really sleep well at night.. like i always wake up in the morning and can't fall asleep until like 30 minutes after..Does anyone know how i can fall asleep and stay asleep better?


Note: I sleep with a t.v. on .. but can't fall asleep with out it.And i didnt know what category to pick so i picked a random one (link)
u mite need 2 take sleepin pillz i had 2 take dem cuz i culdnt sleep


where can i get cute myspace layouts?? (link)
try searchin google dey have lotz of sitez 4 dat.


Ok i know im kidna old but I had a babysitter kind of coem ovr after school till my dad comes home. Shews was 21 and really cool, im 13. Last week she left and i was really sad i cried, i know this is wierd but do you guys think im over reacting. She came everyday for 2 years. (link)
ur not ovareactin u realy liked her so wut?


I just bought a Lacoste shirt off ebay and it arrived in the mail today. I'm having doubts to whether it is truely authentic or not. The seller confirmed that it was authentic with Devenlay on the wash tag- it doesn't. It has two pearly-type buttons..It looks plastic but it also looks shiny and pearly. The alligator is kind of big. There is not care label..on one of the labels, though, it says "Designed in France. Made in Peru. Hecho en peru. RN 87551-CA 15998. The tag says that it is the caiman style. Can anyone give me more info to wether it is authentic or not? Thanks (link)
im tellin u its fake.




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