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Member Since: January 31, 2005
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Last Update: October 31, 2005
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented? (link)
well all asians are ninjas and.....
1.Ninjas are mammals.

2.Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3.The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

"Ninjas are sooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body including my pee pee."-Real ultimate Power.
After reading this im sure you'll agree with me in saying that asians can do whatever theyre little bodies want to do.



I am a bug fan of microwavable borritos cause they are awesome. But every time i try to make on the always splatter all over the place and makes a mess in the microwave and its a pain in the ass to clean up. Ive tried not putting it in as long but then it doesnt get hot enoug. How do you suggest i solve this problem. Please help me Connor (link)
all you gotta do is focus, next time that happens....Dun Dun huh! The hours approaching to give it your best you;ve got to reach your prime,k thats when you've got to put yourself to the test and show us the passage of time! OOOO we're gonna need a montage! MONTAGE! oooo it takes a montage, yeah so uh just listen to hearts on fire from rocky 4 and you'll be alright


I like this kid jeremy alot. i just need him to notice me. he knows who i am i just want him to want me. any tips? (link)
Flash your goods, and if that doesnt work max him a MIX TAPE! make sure that one aerosmith song is one there, the one thats like I dont wanna Close my eyes! i dont wanna fall asleep cause ill miss ya babe!...its golden(it wont fail) Noone can resist steven tylers steamy love ballads...noone


Warm up Song of Choice:
A) AC/DC- Hells Bells
B) GNR- Welcome to the Jungle
C) AC/DC- For Those About to Rock (We Salute You)
D) Any rap song with gun shots (link)
are you some kind of fucking retard...im sorry i just dont like when people say fucking retarded things, the following are a list of the top 5 warm up songs.
1)Living on a prair!(personally one of my fav's)
2)AC/DC-Thunderstruck (Dan stebbins nearly ruined this song for me....you son of a bitch.
3)Kill bill theme song
4)Boondock Saints theme song
5)Renegades of funk-Rage against the machine


We all know that the best G & R song is Sweet Child O' Mine, but which cover did they do better, Sympathy For the Devil or Knocking on Heavens Doors?

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In dark too dark too see, feels like im knockin on heavens door, knock knock knockin on heavens dooooor, KNOCK KNOCK KNOCKIN ON HEAVENS DOOOR OOOOO YEAH! definetly knocking of heavens door dont even waste my time.


well i have lived here in kenya for months and i used 2 live in india. i moved here before the tsunami hit which was pretty lucky. Kenya is great but we do not have much good stuff. So didnt india. But when i moved here i had to leave a lot of stuff including all of my food and supplies and stuffed animals. Well now that i came here to Kenya, we somehow dont have any bananas around which is bad for me cause banana is my favorite fruit. i had to leave all of my fellow bananas that always rescued me from my problems of being allergic to peaches. So i want y banan as back to meh beh beh. i have not eaten bananas for a long time. im very hungry for bananas and im starting to go crazy like trying to do a handstand on a Fire Hydrant or trying to get a old man to strip and make him stand on top of the roof and making him sing My boo from alicia keys and usher. BANANAS WERE MY LIFE BABY BANANAS WERE THE ONLY HOPE TO MAKE MY HOPELESS BODY LIVE. PLZZ AFTER U REPLY, GIVE ME A WAY TO TRANSFER DIFFERENT KINDS OF BANANAS FROM OTHER COUNTRYS! THANK YOU. THANK YOU IM A BANANA FAN AND I WANNA LIVE TO WORK FOR THE BANANA COUNTRY BAYBE!! THE STORE BANANA REPUBLIC WILL HELP! THE NAME BANANA IS THE BEST MY NICKNAME IS BANANA. MY MIDDLE NAME IS BANANA MY FUTURE KID'S NAME IS GONNA BE BANANA (link)
you know they say bananas are the gayest fruit


I was supposed to babysit tomorrow ,but my boyfriend's basketball game got cancelled today and resceduled for tomorrow ... at the same time that I have to babysit. The woman that I babysit for doesn't think going to his games is a good excuse to cancel ( I know this from past experiences). So I need some help thinking up a good excuse to cancel on such short notice. I know this is very wrong but I really need the advice... Fast! Thank u so much... I rate high! (link)
Tell her to shut her mouth and stop being such a selfish bitch...p.s i love you




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