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Question Posted Saturday February 5 2005, 10:15 pm

well i have lived here in kenya for months and i used 2 live in india. i moved here before the tsunami hit which was pretty lucky. Kenya is great but we do not have much good stuff. So didnt india. But when i moved here i had to leave a lot of stuff including all of my food and supplies and stuffed animals. Well now that i came here to Kenya, we somehow dont have any bananas around which is bad for me cause banana is my favorite fruit. i had to leave all of my fellow bananas that always rescued me from my problems of being allergic to peaches. So i want y banan as back to meh beh beh. i have not eaten bananas for a long time. im very hungry for bananas and im starting to go crazy like trying to do a handstand on a Fire Hydrant or trying to get a old man to strip and make him stand on top of the roof and making him sing My boo from alicia keys and usher. BANANAS WERE MY LIFE BABY BANANAS WERE THE ONLY HOPE TO MAKE MY HOPELESS BODY LIVE. PLZZ AFTER U REPLY, GIVE ME A WAY TO TRANSFER DIFFERENT KINDS OF BANANAS FROM OTHER COUNTRYS! THANK YOU. THANK YOU IM A BANANA FAN AND I WANNA LIVE TO WORK FOR THE BANANA COUNTRY BAYBE!! THE STORE BANANA REPUBLIC WILL HELP! THE NAME BANANA IS THE BEST MY NICKNAME IS BANANA. MY MIDDLE NAME IS BANANA MY FUTURE KID'S NAME IS GONNA BE BANANA

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XxXHyperGirlXxX answered Sunday February 6 2005, 10:58 pm:
NIce story, you should write a book.
Im alergic to potassium so i cannot help you.
ANd by the way Banana Republic is a clothing store.
Kay
P.S You might want to go see a phsyciotrist.!
:)

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cpara13 answered Sunday February 6 2005, 3:46 pm:
you know they say bananas are the gayest fruit

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MummuM answered Saturday February 5 2005, 11:28 pm:
Do you not have anything better to do on a Saturday night? Maybe you could try getting a life! Then maybe, just MAYBE you wouldn't be such a loser. Stop sending different people the same questions. How stupid is that?
♥ Krissy

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Bellesono answered Saturday February 5 2005, 10:28 pm:
Dear Banana,
I find it strange that your country has computer's but a low supply of banana's. Hmm...? I do not know how I can help. Here is one tip: get a life. Good luck.
♥Sarah and Brandon

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