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I just bought new computer speakers because I thought my old ones busted. My old ones would be on (the green light would be on), and they were hooked up correctly, just sound wouldnt come out. When I go to the volume control thing, it wont let me open. It says "There are no active mixer devices available. To install mixer devices, go to Control Panel, click printers and other hardware, and then click add hardware." Well, I did all of that & It won't find my new speakers. It never came with a CD, so I don't know what to do.

Any help?
(ps. I am not too good with computers, so don't make it too hightech please.} (link)
thats odd...

your not supposed to install anything... for speakers...

im not too sure at this stage, i just suggest there is something wrong with the wiring, and the electricity is not getting through and converting into sound waves/energy...

anywho... just use your new speakers!

Kronix


what do i get my boyfriend for christmas... i have no clue. please help!!!

p.s. he;s 15 (link)
If your into sexual stuff.

A blowjob.

HAHA... Kidding.

Ask him what he wants.

That's the easiest thing to do.

Or discover what his "in to/likes"

Hope i helped.

Kronix


I know some people believe that fate is predestined by God. Does God have the ability to change a person's fate, even though he is supposedly all-knowing, and perfect in his ways? If he was perfect and right-on all the time, then why would he change his plans for a person? Thanks (link)
Yes God does have the ability to change a person's fate. God is always changing everyone's fate, as God has given us "choice". But as God is in control of time and space, he is able to tell the future, if things are to go bad, this is when he changed people's fates! But at times, God may let some things happen.... But that's all i know.

Hope i helped!

Kronix


I am a 15, getting ready to be 16


I was wondering if anyone knew any good online dating sites, besides espinthebottle (link)
www.lavalife.com/


Ok so this is kinda awkward... But I was picking my nose and I felt this bump on the skin. I'm afraid its a tumor! Is that possible? (No, I'm positive its not a boogerrr)
And, this was like a week ago its still there so I'm getting kinda worried that I've got a tumor inside my nose (link)
Hi

If it hurts, and feels like a pimple kind of.

I'm not sure, but i had one a few weeks ago.

It goes away after a while.

Hope i helped.

Kronix - Best to make sure by going to a doctor.


i have a personal question...i REALLY want a bf. i want the right guy and stuff. because lately i just get "urges" for a guys touch, not TOO physically but just normal makeout and touching. but i'm barely allowed to have a boyfriend, and i have had somebefore but we've never been in a place where we can do more then a quick kiss w/out anyone their. i mean...i have this all the time and i dont know what to do. i have been single for a while now. and i'm just...so lost..and lonely somewhat. i know i sound dumb but plez help.
thx
15.5 yrs old/ female (link)
Ask someone out??

And definately ask your parents. (Since your not allowed to have one??)

Why don't you go to a movie, that should be a good place to makeout.

Or, a park.

How about your house or his house??

Hope i helped.

Kronix


okay this guy asked me to be his girlfriend yesterday and i said yes to him but then i told him it has to be a secret relationship because of my mom. we were okay at first but then we didnt really talk to eachother yesterday and it was really awkward and today he didnt really talk to me and he didnt wait for me after class like he always do and flirt like we used to he also didnt talk to me that much and he was online on yahoo messager he would always talk to me there but this time he stayed for like 5 minutes and he signed off and i dont know whats going on what do you think about this? and does he still counts as my"boyfriend"?
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OH No No NO NO NO.

The other answer may be a possibility.

But take it from experience.

Me and this girl were really good friends, and i used to flirt with her and all.

Then one day i told her i was into her.

It was akward for a few days.

We still talked to eachother but VERY rarely.

After a week or so, everything went back to normal and we talk to eachother more! :D

My suggestion to you is to just talk to him!

Confront him!

No, it wouldnt count as a boyfriend.

I mean just asking you out, and then doing nothing.??

His embaresssed or scared, that's what i think!

Hope i helped.

Kronix


kay first off when i finger myself sometimes the inside of my vagina is all slimy and like the sides of it (on the inside) are like buldgy? haha idk what to explain it as. then other times its not. its like nto slimy.. idk... and i was wondering about girls cum.. like what does it look like? OH and can a girl get an orgasm by fingering herself? (link)
The sliminess is a "natural lubricant" for when your having sex. (The body produces it when you get aroused.)

It is not always prodcued, but most of the time it is.

It looks like a clear fluid, at times it may not be clear.

And yes a girl can get an orgasm by fingering herself.

It's all about technique.

Hope i helped.

Kronix


hi , i was just wonderin what is a 69'r (im not sure if thats how to right it) please help (link)
To be more specific,

a 69'er is

a man and woman both licking the others genital area.

or both women

and so on.

Hope i helped.

Kronix


i dont know whats wrong with my camera, but anytime i put a battery in it (anykind of battery) even if its full and brand new, after turning it on once or twice , the next time i turn it on it will only turn on for a quick second or just not turn on, and it says the battery is empty...does anyone know what this is and how i can fix it????
oh yeah and my camera is a Sony Cyber-shot 3.2 megapixel...smart zoom DSC-P72...MPEGMOVIE VX (if thats important) (link)
I think it does have something to do with the camera.

You know those metal flap things or the springs that the batteries connect to? Maybe they have corroted or are damaged.

Check it out.

Try taking it to your local camera guy or electrical store.

Hope i helped.

Kronix


ok this is embarrassing, but there's a teacher in my school who i have every day. He's young and REALLY good looking. haha. every girl thinks so. I'm like nervous to talk to him and stuff (im 14/f) but i don't want this to affect my grade. how can i move past this and focus on the schoolwork and not him? (link)
There's got to be something you don't like about him. If there isn't, try not taking his class, or ignoring him (unless its school/work related). If you desprately want to get over him, then change schools. But you hopefully won't do that.

Hope i helped!

Kronix


Is there any way guy can hold his ejaculation for long time while pumping in the vagina...normally by your knowledge how long u think guy can hold?? Even i heard it takes girl 10-15 minutes to reach orgam? i appreciate ur advice (link)
Just go slow, it should take longer for the guy to ejaculate.

Kronix


how long would sex last? most of the times i masturbate fast it gets out with 10 fast 2 and fro motions...would it be same if i pump inside pussy? (link)
How long would sex last, it depends how fast you move, what position etc.

What do you mean by "Pump inside pussy"

If you mean, pumping the penis inside your vagina, then no, unless the guy is REALLY fast.

But it is possible.

Hope i helped.

Kronix


didnt understand when u said vaginal area become wet?? (link)
It gets wet, like not WET WET, but just wet and slippery, not enough to go through your pants ofcourse but yeah.

Kronix


just a strange thought a guy wearing underwear is understanble as his manhood gets excited seeing erotic...y do women wear panties n bras?? How would their body react when they get excited(i have heard tits become hard n sharp)
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Breasts goes hard.
Vaginal area becomes wet.
Tingling sensation begins.

That's about all.

Kronix


My neice is mentally retarded. We just found out. My sister was hysterical. My mom was crying. My dad was very mad/sad. I felt nothing. Is this wrong? I love my neice and care about her, but i don't care if shes retarded. I'll still love her the same. I feel bad for the troubles she will have to go through but i'm not really sad. Also i am kinda pissed about how everyone else is so pissed off. Is this good or bad and why am i feeling this way? (link)
No it is not wrong to feel nothing. Maybe you know that you can't help it. There's nothing you can do about it. It's not that you don't care (as you quoted you care about her) but it's that u can't do anything about it! You should still love her the same, as she hasn't changed a bit! (If she was mentally distorted before).

Hope i helped a lot, and all the best for your family!

Kronix


Hi please can someone help me ok well i want to view everything that i have viewed on the internet all the websites and stuff i know the History thing (Ctrl+H) i always delete them after i viewed the computer whats happened is i want to view absolutely everything from when i brought this computer and how do you delete it afterwards thanks a lot love you all and please keep sending in your advice even if i have 50 answers thanks!!!
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There is no way (that i know of) to obtain back the websites that you have been on, unless you take it to a specialist or something to DIG it out of your hard drive!

Hope i helped!

Kronix


I am going with my girlfriend's family for Thanksgiving this year to her family friend's house, and I was wondering:

1) What should I bring? (gifts, food, etc)

2) What should I talk about?

3) General advice about girlfriend's parents.

This is not the first time meeting her parents, but the first time really having a conversation with them. (link)
1) Ask your girlfriend, if she says up to you, then i suggest bringing gifts because maybe they will have more than enough food!
2) Talk about your relationship, they'll probably ask you questions first.
3) Don't give a bad impression, don't look akward. Just be yourself. Don't be nervous.

Hope i helped!

Kronix


Ok theres is guy who was in my third grade Class and in a lot of my classes in 6th grade so in third grade i know he liked me alot and in 6th grade we flirted alot but haven't like went together so now i really am starting 2 have feelings 4 him but even if i do go with him i won't be able 2 talk 2 him on the phone cuz i cant talk 2 boys on the phone without sneaking on the phone and i know that talking on the phone is a big part of a relationship so wat can i do if i cant call him (link)
Talk to him, ask your parents for an exception! (Maybe they'll let you! Who knows)
Go to his house, text him (If you have a mobile obviously and if he has one)
Email him, IM him. There's a program from google called SKYPE, maybe you could both download that!

It's like the "call" thing on MSN except its better quality! (It also has video/webcam)

Hope i helped!

Kronix


How can you tell if a guy is into you? (link)
They talk to you a lot.
They tell you if their into you.
They just text you or call you for no particular reason.
Look at you a lot (if your in the same class for example)

These are just some examples!

Try searching "How to tell if a guy likes you" in Google!

Hope i helped!

Kronix




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