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Hey guys im Michelle!! Some people think im annoying, some people think im crazy.. but who knows im just ME!! I bite my nails, i know its a habbit i have to stop. I love getting my nails done, its my obsession. My goal in life is to become famous, but who doesnt wanna be? Im mean to people if they're mean to me first, otherwise whats the reason to be mean to someone? I dont understand life.. although it can be fun sometimes. I love the color pink, and when i say that people automatically think im a girly girl. I love to dance and sing, although i dont see myself doing it when i get older..

advice

Whats the best way for a guy to masturbate? (that doesnt involve buying anything)

give yourself handjobs and chills and stuf..
♥ Michelle

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i no this is a stupid question and i should no but how do you give head and doggy style?

plz no stupid ass answers i really wanna no

~*i rate high*~

Well the guy lays down, and you sit in the dog position, like hands and feet down and you take his penis.. lol..
♥ Michelle
i hope you get it

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I'm eighteen years old and a high school graduate. I frequently help babysit my younger cousins (ages 2-12) for free or at a low price, and I am fairly used to the quirks, likes and dislikes, of behavior of my relatives.

A family friend has asked me to babysit their 7 (I think 7) year old son for about eight hours this Thursday (I write this on Sunday). I like the kid and he seems to hero-worship me, so I'm fairly certain I'm going to accept. However, he has a reputation for wild behavior, so I am going in guarded.

My problem is, while I've played with him and helped to babysit him before, I've never been the primary babysitter. While my mother will be home that day, I really want to be as self-sufficient as possible.

So, I was looking for some pointers for babysitting non-family. I'm thinking that I'll start him out on cartoons, since he'll be arriving at my house about seven, and break up the rest of the day with semi-healthy snacks every 2-3 hours, and blocks of toys, drawing, and video games. Movies if I get REALLY desperate.

If you could give me tips, crisis management techniques, and ideas for free or low-cost crafts and games, I would greatly appreciate it. Movie rental suggestions are also welcome, although my budget is very small, and my selection is limited to a single small store.

Well, i think you plan is fine, dont go out and buy things. Tell his mom in advance to tell him to bring a few games he likes. You shouldnt start out with cartoons because you should leave the cartoons to when you are really desprate. Make a schedule:
7:15ish- breakfast
7:45is-quit games such as coloring, playing with action figures
8:15ish- i guess cartoons
10:00-swimming
12:lunch
12:45-vidioe games
2:30-3: get him ready for his mom to pick him up
(that was just an example)
good luck ♥ Michelle

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i have a few questions about getting your belly button pierced.
1. About how much does it cost?
2. How long do you have to leave it in before you can take it out?
3. How long can you leave it out before it closes?

thanks and ill rate you!

1.it depends where you want to get it done, I know clairs does it cheap/free and only charges you for the ring, but im not sure.
2.6-10 weeks
3.well, for my friend she left hers out for like 1 week and i was close to closing, but prob 2-3 weeks
♥ Michelle

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f/13
ohk so i've gone out with many people b4 ... some were crushes, dares you know your typicall 12 -13 year old stuff only like one or two i really truly loved . yes loved i would do anything for them. i have had my heart broken a couple of times and i have broken a few ... but why is it that all a sudden i feel like love can be/ is such a scary thing ?

Because love is a scary thing, look at how you described it.. i have had my heart broken a couple of times and i have broken a few. Love isnt in your hands thats why it seems so scary. You dont know whats going to happen.
♥ Michelle

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hello i am having a pool party and i need a bathing suit i have picked out 2 that i think are cute from kohls can you guys tell me what one is better and keep in mind im 13 and im a size 16 so no worries about me being younger and also i like to be different and go bold with colors here is the link to it

http://www.kohls.com/products/product_page_vanilla3.jsp?PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=163769023&FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=168393005&bmUID=1119630672104

click on the swatches to see the bathing suits up close is the purple and blue one cuter or the green and yellow one cuter and you see the little bow string tie thingis the front well im taking that out so it doesnt look kiddish please help me decide i rate HIGH

I like the yellow and green better.\
♥ Michelle
cute choices

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i really really like this guy we went to homecoming together and he was going to ask me out but i chickend out and now he likes my bestfriend i dont want to tell her how if feel she thinks i like another guy and he doesnt know what should i do


hopeless

Hey!!
Well tell your friend how you feel, you are friends right? And if she wants a boy to come between your friendship she isnt a true and loyal friend. You should also definatly tell the guy you still like him, he might still have the same feelings.
♥ Michelle

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Hey
Sometimes when I get a handjob it feels really good, and liquid comes out of my body. The only thing is, it looks and smells exactly like urine.What is going on? Oh, I am a girl. THanks.

Wait im cunfused? You GET a handjob, but your a grl?? Well anyway, do you mean when a guy fingers you? They yellow stuff that comes out is cum/discharge.
♥ Michelle

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Okay I'm like really bored and passing the time by looking at pics but I need some other site to go to. Can someone please give me some websites?

I'll rate five if you give me at least three good sites!

Hey, who said to waste time on the computer? Go watch t.v. read a book, call friends, go outside on a walk, lunch, Michaels has art projects you can get..
Anyway, what kind of pics?
♥ Michelle

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i lost a big part of my life...the person i loved more than life itself...he told me i was annoying and a bad girlfriend...it tore me up...i want him back and now hes talkin to my friend...i just want to die...how do i get over him? someone help me please before i do somethin stupid

Hey,
unfortunatly, there isnt much you can do to get over a guy :( except for loving them until another guy comes along. The most you can do is take your mind off him, listen to music, watch t.v., go out with friends, and ect. Your friends shouldnt remind you of him otherwise they arent really good friends.
♥ Michelle
good luck

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hi/ i am 16 years old girl and never had a bofriend, is that a bad thing, first there was a boy and he said that he like me, but the very week we met he move out of my school, so we became talking on the phone, and he said that i was his girlfriend, but we never wet on a date or kiss, that very week he ask me out to watch movie, but my dad didnt allowed me to go, i lied to him that i have to babysit my brother, he said ok another time we could go, but he never ask me out again and we were talking, but we never saw eachother. one night he told me that we should be friends that his ex want him back, from then he never called me, he just disappear, since then no boy has ask me out or something like that, i have never been kiss or do anything sexuall in my life, am just asking is that normal or am i gay or maybe i havnt find the right person. Please i need ur help
thanks

Why would there be anything wrong with you? Just because maybe your friends have done some of these things it doesnt mean you have to! Nothing is wrong with you. Your actually lucky you havnt done any of these things, i havnt either!! The right guy will eventually come along, and youll be the lucky winner!!
♥ Michelle

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I know The Transplants are playing at warped tour..i was wondering...are they still using TRAVIS BARKER???? thanks
XoXo

Yes
♥ Michelle

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did destiny's child really break up?

Unfortunatly yes.
♥ Michelle

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whats a url?

A url is a link that leads you from one website to another. You type the url of the link in the browser at the top of your website.
♥ Michelle

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how do you tell them (a person that you like) you like them in a way that isn't random like just blurtin gout "I REALLY REALLY LIKE YOU!"

if s/he is doing somthing you like or somthing say your soo cute this is why i like you.. and stuff like that or somthing like that
good luch
♥ Michelle

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i'm redoing my room so it has black and red walls and all modern furniture! i'm also getting a new room in the basement that's pretty big and i want to have some fun things in it! what do u suggest i should incorporate into it?? any tips appreciatedd

Hey.. well you can get a small little coffe table and have bean bag chairs.. that would be fun. If your parent let you can get a t.v. you your room and have a comp. Make your room a hang out area. Michaels has a lot of decorate your own things if you like to do art. Like they have lamps you can decorate and stuff ((i just recently made one and it tured out AWSOME)). Decoreate the door anyway you want that goes with the theme ORRR what you like.. Put magazines on the table and stuff. Have a makeup table and stuff.. and just be CREATIVE!!
♥ Michelle

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i feel that when i cook...i get way too excited and i kinda discharge--what is happening to me?

Nothing is happening to you, you are just getting pleasure out of cooking an dyou start to discharge. Its kinda like how boys discharge when looking at porn or somthing ((because they get excited)), that happens to you when you cook. Dont worry it will stop after a few years.

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how do i find my perfect look? i mean one day im wearing baggy pants a tee shirt and converse hightops then the next day im wearing a skirt and some heels. should i choose one style? or do i just wear what i want? i dont wanna look weird... im going into highschool next year and i dont want to get made fun of cuz of the stuff i wear.... thanx so much i rate high

To me, there isnt really a perfect look. I just wear what goes with me orrr what i feel like. But if you really want to perfect look then.. Its kinda sporty yet sexy but NOT slutty
♥ Michelle

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Recently I went to a dinner with my mom and sister that had a whole bunch of my relatives. My cousin Emily is 16, but she looks way older. Anyways, since she looks older, the waiter automatically served her wine. She had a lot of it. Turns out she drinks a lot. What should I do? She lives with her dad and I don't know where. That could have been the last time I've seen her

Hmm? Well its enough that you care. You can ask your mom who she is and her number or somthing, and you can help her that way and talk to her about drinking problems. Alcohol is a drug and you can become addicted to it. Alcohol changes the way your mind and your body work. Even 1 beer can slow your reactions and confuse your thinking. This means anything that requires concentration and coordination, like driving, is dangerous when you've had a drink.

Alcohol also changes the way you act. It can make you let go of the feelings that keep you from doing things you know are risky or dangerous. This can lead you to make bad decisions, like having unsafe sex or driving when you know you shouldn't. You might think that it won't happen to you, but everyone knows someone who has said that and then ended up hurt.
Make her aware of the situation hope my information helped!!
♥ Michelle

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i have brown light hair i want to dye it blonde with lemon juice would i look better blonde

What color is your skin?
You should do it lemon juice doesnt make it too light but not too dark you know? So i think it would look fine
♥ Michelle

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