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ok well this is the same person as the one when i wrote about my friend telling me my boyfriend doesnt like me anymore cuz he otl dher and its tru and i dont kno if i should dump him or wait for him and that might take a while cause my friend wasnt suppose ot say anything and id ont wanna get her introuble. please help and dont tell me to just talk to him cause hes nto the kinda person i can. hes a jerk and i should of never went out with him in the first place

Well then, why haven't you dumped him yet?

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Just got laid off from the best job I've ever had. Thankfully, it's because they don't have enough money. But I won't be able to get another job like this one for a looong time.

What I am asking is for any good pick-me up ideas. thank you for your time

Video games.

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what is Mastervating or Masterbating?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

People under 13 are not allowed on this site. Please come back and visit when you're of age.

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I dont have exact proof...but my friend told me she thinks he likes her. She doesn't like him though, he's dropping hits like smiling --- hitting on her! And i even saw them. It's ridiculous -- what do I do to get over it? PLEASE ANSWER --- Will r8 high!!!

You're probably overlooking this matter. Just cuz someone smiles at someone doesn't mean they like them.

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Hey, ok. i have a babysitting gig tomorrow night. And its 2 years old...what the heck do you do with a 2 year old?!?!?! i've only babysat kids over 5! HELP!!!!!

"ITS?" How dare you call a baby an it.

Anyways, have a paste eating contest. They're fun.

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Okay, here's the deal guys. Remember the guy from Evanescence that quit? Well, he now has a new song out and he sings with a girl. Would anyone happen to know the name of the girl AND the song? Thank you all so much, xox.

Here is the deal, no one cares who quite Evanesecence. And here is the other deal, no one wants to listen to that crappy song!

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my best friend told me that if you apply jojoba oil to your hair before you shampoo and condition then it would get relieve dry damaged hair. is that true?

It would probably get relieve dry hair.

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im a14 y/o girl and my friends are really sure that my other friend likes me. i like him but i m afraid that if i do anything thet it'll ruin our friendship. can you help me, shake?

If you dig him. Do it. If you don't, don't.

Its as simple as that.

Plus if your 'friends' you did mean that in the plural sense right? So more than one? If your friends think so, they're probably right.

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me and my boyfriend love eachother ALOT nd hes comin to see me for the first time whut can i get him? he likes rap nd he raps

Get him a wigger outfit. He'll dig it.

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hey im 13 im about to turn 14 and i m in high school i want a good b day party last year i had it roller skatin idk wat i should do this year i was thinkin anout renting a space nd thro w a dj party but idk any good idea out there please help..................

Writing so people can read it is a start.

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What is birth control? and what does it do?

It controls birth. Its usually taken by people who can't have a baby you see.

It lets them control what happens. Its usualy commonly associated with NOT having a baby. Those guys are totally wrong though.

You can control it so you don't have babies but usually it releases an egg inside you depending on if you're reading instructions or not.

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any one know some hot techno songs?

Smack ma bitch up- Prodigy
The Name of the Game- The Crystal Method

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what does the phrase.."skinning them alive" mean?

It means this.

People come on advice sites and ask very dumb questions.

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Hi.
I have acne and whenever I wash my face, it feels tight and starts to get dry and sometimes flakey. What's this mean? Also if it helps I just started using this face wash.

Usually when that happens it means you should stop using. But you're an acception in this case. Keep using it for a week. If the flakes continue. Consult your mom.


By the way, I just your momed you.

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will drinking a lot of water help you lose weight?

no

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Hmm do you think guys are more attracted to girls with Straight hair or Curly ??

HHAHAHAHAHAH! You think that what we're into? You're up in the sky!

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Hi I need to find some skater sneakers and i am a girl does any one know any stores in the Glen burnie MD area where i can find them any malls what!!!? also i need to find nice jeans that are tight at the top and that are really long at the bottom and i really need to find a cool t-shirt to match thnx I Rate 5's all the way no matter what:-)

"Skater shoes"

You mean the kind you play a lot of money for and get ripped off by the manufacturer for?

No.

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is it weird for an 8th grader to be friends with a 6th grader? and not just friends like hey, friends like hanging out after school and going to birthday parties. thanks.

Yes.

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ok im looking for the poem that say "people talk about you behind your back, people make promises they just can't keep, I've come to realize talk is cheap......" can any1 help me?

thanks i really need it!

Naa. Usually those are pretty corny in profiles. I recommend making your own like.

Screw you if you talk behind my back, i'll murder your dog and crap in your septic tank!"

That'll shut them up.

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does anyone know of a good mellophone fingering chart??((or a trumpet?)) thanks!

Haha! You play the trumpet!

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