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stealing public property, t ping houses, beating up on friends, hanging out with friends, going to mehlville games, going to the movies, going to t time, walking around the neighborhood, having people over, confusing people, making people make funny faces, dropping my pants in front of girls that i dont know, mooning people from cars, driving without a permit, BAGEL BITES!!!, soccer, basketball, football (even though idk how to play), making the bird, wearing spandex and listening to brittany spears in my room, paintballing, hunting, shooting, making fires, lighting stuff on fire, seeing what burns, painting myself various colors, seeing how long i can put off my homework, doing stupid stuff, throwing my shoes at people, spray painting random things on random buildings, sneaking out, having fun, making people guess what im thinking, staring at random things just to make people say "what are you looking at", walking backwards, and mimicing girls i like infront of them, and of course giving advice.

things i dont like are:

girls that think they can get guys by wearing short skirts (b/c 98% of the time it works), people that try to mock me openly, people that hate me and try to get other people to do the same, people who make fun of my friends, people who call me stupid, people who eat my food, people who dont give me money, people who ask me continously for a piece of paper or pencil, people who try to be popular, guys who lie about their virginity, guys who hit girls, girls that cheat on guys, guys that cheat on girls, soda, roast beef sandwiches, taking care of things, cleaning up other people's mess, people who send me text messages, people who IM me constantly, people who think i can get them laid, people who look for "the love of their life" before the age of 21, people who are prude, people who are scared to have fun, workaholics, alcoholics, people who get addicted to smoking, people who do stuff under peer pressure, people who say the word "immature," people who think they are in the popular group, tv, and homework.
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okay when im cold, i have to use the bathroom a lot!! like even if im not drinking water er anything, i have to go! does anyone know what this is?? okay & not to sound gross but when i do go, its like..clear basically. idk whats going on but it happens a lot. does this have to do with monthly stuff by any chance?? does anyone else have this??

thanks!! (link)
when your cold your bladder shrinks, and its clear because your hidrated.

and its perfectly normal.


My boyfriend and I are having a huge BEACH themed birthday party for three of our best friends, who are all turning 26. We've set up a bar, a pool table and a dart board in our basement, but I need some good ideas for adult party games. Drinking games anything, if possible, with the whole beach theme. Thanks!! (link)
i got some fun drinking games hehe..

flip cup - start off with two teams .. one picks if the cups gunna land on top or bottom and whichever one's wrong drinks

quarters - same thing sept with quarters

sixes - take turns rolling a die/(dice) first one to get a six chooses a drink the second one to get a 6 drinks it (you can use 1, 2, 3, or how many dice you want just make sure they add up to sic)

B.S. - slpit the deck of cards between the players and one person starts at ace then the next person puts down a 1 next person a 2 then so on and until you think someone is lieing you call b.s. and pick up the card to see if it was right or not if it was right you drink if it was wrong they drink.

caps - sit 10 feet away from your partner and try to throw the beer cap into a glass or cup, and if it takes 2 caps you drink 2 beers, 3 caps, 3 beers and so on...i say u play 2 on 2 cuz this game gets interesting after uve been playing it for a while.



i am going to be a freshman in high school this year and i am starting to panic, will someone please help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (link)
chill out go in with your head up high and you'll do just fine.


i really want to have sex with a amazingly hot guy names steven mustgrove what should i do should i jkst show him my big tits and go for him? (link)
hmm i say just rip off both your clothes and go for it for 109274093243232490 hours straight trust me he can handle it...


Ok, last week I asked what I should do about my "crush" on this girl I work with. I havent told my husband still and I'm just wondering... should I tell my husband that I'm sexually attracted to this woman? Do I tell her? Will that open a can of worms and hurt the good relationship that's going on so far? All I think I'm looking for is maybe some exploring as far as other women go but I dont want to hurt anyone. How can I be true to myself and still come out good in the end (if that's a possibility)? (link)
your mind doesnt care if its a boy or girl, your mind looks at sumthing and says o look pretty, or ew ugly, and knowing you cant have a crush on somone makes it even more of a temptation to do sumthing. id keep it to urself maybe go to sum1 private (like a priest or counselor) or sumthing like that and just let it all out there.


Ok so i really wanted to go to this really good, expensive private high school for years now and my friend that just moved away is going there, but my best friend isn't going there. I don't really want to wear a uniform and i kind of want to go to a public school because if i went to a religious school would there be any relationships? I'm so confused! (link)
private schools - uniforms, strict rules (one of the private schools i went to measured your to make sure they were over 2 in high), mostly upperclass kids so they'll get nice cars and you'll be stuck with what you got, drive to school, low rate of diversity, strict about grades, pay to go to it, and good education

public schools - no uniforms, (dont measure socks lol), large diversity, always a group that you can fit into, you dont have to pay for it, lower middle and upper class kids, you choose your own grades without havin someon breathing down your neck about it. dont have to drive to school


steve.. i was just reading some of these and your such a sweetheart and you give great advice i cant wait untill school starts =] well anways here is my question i've been with my b/f for more than a year now and there is this guy well two of them. and they kind of like me but i love my b/f and no one else but i think i might have some feelings for one of those guys not that i want to but i cant help it =[ what do you think i should do about that? (link)
its ok to have feelings for more than one person .. and if you 2 have been going out for more than 1 year its definetly possible he have feelings for another person as well. so your choices are:

A. Just be friends. explain your reasoning and say something to the effect of "i think we should try new people" and then *if* he takes it well you guys will be better off than before.

B. continue to go out with him and just deal with the feelings for the other guys

C. eat a bucket of KFC chicken

D. wait for him to break up with u so u can take it lightly and just move on with no tears

E. Completely ignore me and say "woah steve has no idea how to give advice."


well personally id choose A because a year IS a lil long and friends can still hang out. and it gives you the feeling of a lil more freedom. there are so many guys out there so bounce around while your still young.

but i just gave you your options and my opinion choose wisely & good luck!


What toothpaste works the best to get rid of pinples and zits? (link)
i thought u brushed your teeth with it...


i like this guy but i dont want him to know i do ....does playing hard to get work???.....if so how do you play hard to get??? (link)
playing hard to get means you act like you're to good for him its like an art. and it takes practice...like if he says "u know you love me" you say no i dont then type lol and keep him guessing...like i said it takes practice.

and yes it does work for most of us.


do guys only find skinny girls with absolutely no fat on them attractive? is just a little bit of fat okay do you think? what else do they find attractive personality and looks? (link)
for starts...(as hard as it is to believe) every guy has a different oppinion of the perfect girl. sum guys like pencil thin girls sum girls like huge ass girls who eat cars for breakfast, as far as personality goes we're different about that too, sum want bitchy, sum one girly girl,

so im just gunna answer this in my opinion..

looks - fit *not frickin body builder* and a lil bit of fat is ok

personality - fun/goofy i can joke around with her and make her laugh ... good sense of humor is a great turn on ..


There's this guy at my work whom I'm interested in. I'm into him mainly because he seems like a very nice, smart, hardworking guy. I'm quitting this job in about a month so I'm not worried about anything interferring with work. I know that he's single for sure, otherwise I wouldn't consider dating him. We've rarely spoken, but I believe he he may be interested in me too because of some signs he shows. For instance, whenever we pass by each other, he says hello to me in a nice soft way with a great looking smile. The way he smiles at me and the way he smiles to other people are different. When he smiles at me, he tends to look at me significantly longer than other girls and it just seems kind of familiar. It's hard to explain. We never actually talked before, we only exchanged a few words, but for some reason, we smile at each other like we already know each other. The first time we saw each other from a distance, it seemed like our eyes locked in and I cracked a little smile and so did he. Sometimes when I sense someone looking at me and I turn around and catch him looking at me, he looks the other way. When we pass by each other I sometimes see him look back at me. When he sees me coming to work in the same area he's working in, his face kind of lights up and smiles and says hello in a nice soft way. However, these little signs don't fill me with enough confidence that he finds me attractive.

You may be thinking, "If he really likes you, he would've asked you out already." Well, this guy seems shy and a bit insecure and we rarely get a chance to talk. He seems like the type of guy who wouldn't want a girl to know that he likes her if he wasn't sure if she likes him, too. He just seems like he would be too shy to ask a girl out.

I don't know if I should consider making any moves on this guy because I'm not totally sure that he likes me. Normally if I like a guy, I would try to have conversations with him before making a move to get to know him better, to see if he likes me and to find out if we're compatible. But in this case, it's difficult because most of the time we have different work schedules. When we do work in the same hours, there's rarely an opportunity for us to talk because we work in different sections of the store that are far apart and obviously because we're too busy working.

I have a few questions:

What indications would tell me that this guy finds me attractive and is interested in dating me, if he's a shy person and we rarely get a chance to talk?

Should I just stop worrying about having conversations with him at work and quit trying to find out if he likes me for sure because of our different schedules?

Should I let him know that I like him by telling him that I find him attractive and wait for him to make the first move or should I just approach him first and ask him out?

If I should make the first move, where, when, and how should I do it? (link)
ok look lady .. i think he's just being nice .. tell him you like him and wait for him to make the move if he doesnt then just be his friend eventually you'll start to grow on him "meaning he'll like you more and more" then he'll make the move.


I have a friend she does nothing but drag me down and talk about my other friends. How do I tell her I don't won't to be her friend anymore? (link)
say "look lady i dont want to be friends wit you no more"

no but for real do one of the following

A. straight up tell her that you dont like her talking about your other friends and that you dont like being brought down whenever ur with her.

B. start hanging out with her less and less and your other friends more and more. Then, IF she asks you wuts going on and why your not hanging out with her as much any more, thennn you tell her cuz thats the best time she'll listin



im 13/f
--my friend like is so cofindent when shes talkin to boys and when i find out guys like her i get jeolous i try to hide it but its not easy
--and when im around boys i dont talk that much
plz tell me how i can talk to guys without like bein shy and help me with my friend (link)
its natural to be shy, but you have to realize guys like having a girl walk up to em and start talking .. cuz most of the time a guy wont even notice you unless if u do start walking up to them.

other words just act like they know you, and that theyre just another one of your friends.


I was goin to bed downstairs with my parents room being upstairs, when i finally was in bed i heard a scream, so i got up wondering what was wrong then i heard all these sex noises moans and such, i was freaked out, wouldn't you be? so i called my 19 year old sister and she came home to comfort me. I couldn't sleep even after they had stopped, it was stuck in my head.
The next morning i was discusted, but still decided to talk about them about it, all they said was "we are in love you should be happy that we are still together in so in love" i go "i'm not...it's discusting to me!" they just said "you should get over it" now i can't get the noises out of my mind and i keep picturing them doing it i know they are in love but i still think it is really discusting i mean blowjobs, kissing, naked! that is what is stuck...please help me to be relived of that! (link)
that is nothing just be glad you dont got my parents ...

ex.

school night i hear a crash downstairs typically you'd think o shit sum1's in the house so i went down stairs and there are my parents chasin eachother around the house at 2 in the freakin morning!!

i say take it in stride, like whenever they have friends over and crap be like yah i want to go to sleep tonight so keep the moaning down to a low roar at least thats wut i do.


I like this guy and he likes me. But i like this other guy too but not as much as the first and he likes me too. The bad part is, they are best friends. I've liked the 1st guy longer. So what do I do? (link)
do em both.


okay i met this really nice guy this summer and he is really hot and has a good personalitly and knows how to keep someone laughing but see i really like him and i dont think he truly like me he has had this gf for a few months and ever since they broke he rlly hasnt give any other a chance how do i show him he doesnt have to be scared and how to take a chance and im willing to show him ill be there plzz help (link)
ok he dont want a gf and as hard as that may be to believe...dont sweat it...look for another guy..there are so many other ppl out ther besides him...u wanna talk about chances...take one with another guy...and while ur waiting for the right person...have fun with all the wrong ones.


Does anyone know any good sites for when ur bored? Im like so bored and i cant find any good sites... (link)
google has good porn...

no but for real dont report me...

youtube.com
stupidvideos.com
bored.com
funnyjunk.com



i went on vacation this summer and while i was there i saw this REALLY hot guy there. he skimboards and surfs. everytime he came and left the beach we made eye contact. he was always with his friends. and i think he liked me and he told his friends, because he would look at me and then one of his friends would look too. i really wished that he would talk to me or do something (even wave). what should i have done? is there anything i could have done to make him come over and say hi to me? i'm a shy girl and i wouldn't be able to go up to him myself.

thanks! (link)
your only shy until you start making the first move. dont be afraid to just walk up to him...guys like that..it might be hard to do...but in the end its worth it. you can smile, wink, and glance, and we still wont get it. keep that in mind.

in short push the shy girl inside of you aside and let the fun one out.




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