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i'm zoe. i like to talk about sex ("use a condom!"). dont ask me anything if you dont want brutal honesty. that is all.
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okay so me and my boyfriend just met a month ago and we're already having sex. I really enjoy it but i think it s too soon! what should I do?

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Horny Baby (link)
if youre having second thoughts, stop having sex with him. youre not ready for it yet if youre second guessing yourself. talk to him about it and see if you can just stop for a little while.


I got my period, just today! (link)
congratulations!


Is it possible to become pregnant through oral sex (female giving to male) ? I was wondering since if you ingest semen isn't it possible for it to work through your body?

Also, is it possible to become pregnant if a couple is merely kissing or say fooling around and the male ejaculates into the vaginal area? They are not naked, boxers and shorts on the male and underwear on the female.

This may seem silly but I really need to know since I am having a difficult time finding alternatives to sex since I feel I am not ready for that yet. Advice would be great! (link)
you cannot get pregnant from performing oral sex on a man. you are still susceptible to STIs like HIV/AIDS, chlamydia, gonorrhea, etc. so make sure you use a condom even when performing oral. just because you dont actually swallow the semen doesnt mean you cant get an STI due to something called "pre-ejaculate."
if a couple is fooling around in their underwear and the penis is near the vagina, there is still a small chance that semen can soak through both peoples underwear and get in. its a safer activity than penetration, but still somewhat risky. so just be careful.
and congratulations for trying to find alternatives to intercourse and knowing youre not ready. youre a lot further ahead than most people.


ok well im a female and im really curious about sex but i wont until im married so in order to pleasure myslf i have to finger myself but im not sure how to i mean i know im supposed to like put my finger in my hole but i dont get pleasure by diong that so what should i do and how should i finger myslf well how do i finger myself? (link)
a lot of women respond better to clitoral stimulation that penetration. try just massaging around the outside of your vagina (called the vulva) instead of just fingering yourself.
also, theres a place that i'm sure youve heard of called the "g-spot." imagine that youre facing another woman and you put your finger in your vagina and make the "come here" motion with your finger. thats where its located, on the outer wall of your vaginal canal. try finding that, you may be happy.


I am having a very strange dilemma...I've noticed, lately, that I've been getting tighter the more I...pleasure myself.

I was wondering if anyone knew what this was. If it's something serious, or a random oddity, or what? (link)
if youre getting tighter, it may just be a normal muscle contraction.
if its tighter and theres lots of pain involved when you masturbate, THAT is was vaginismus is. lots of women suffer from it and its a terrible thing. it can make intercourse nearly impossible. if there is pain involved, you may want to ask your gynecologist about it.


I want to see if I can CUM,I am male by the way, how do I go by doing it? I know I have to jack off but its seems I never do it long enough Cum. I know this is kind of discusting and Stupic but what the Hell. (link)
everyone responds to something different. try using lotion or some kind of other lubricant. just keep trying, itll happen eventually.


I got my period 2 days before school started hwich was september secound, I got my period August 31st, And it sbeen coming like the first of every month and I've had it for about 3 months now, and then all of a sudden its already the 6th of december and it hasnt come yet. . is this normal. . I ams till a virgin!!! I havent had sex or anything!! Please help! (link)
if youve only had your period for 3 months, dont expect it to be that regular for so long. i've had mine for 5 years and it STILL isnt. it's a pain, but just because its late or doesnt come at all one month doesnt mean your pregnant. in fact, lots of women still get their period when theyre pregnant. if you go for several months without your period, though, tell your mother or a doctor, because thats unhealthy.


I know this person who has really annoying habits on the internet. There are no periods, so it takes forever to try to understand her, and she uses numbers in the middle of words(c u l8er, g2g, etc) . It wouldn't really bother me too much except she goes on forever, and she can't spell. She also capitalizes random words and uses ... or ! after every other word. What can I do to tell her that is annoying me? She is one of my closest friends, but it is driving me crazy! (link)
i seem to lack tact in a lot of situations. i would tell her to just talk like a normal person. y'know, in english.


do pop tarts qualify more as a "breakfast" or "junk food"? i'm aiming for breakfast here, don't let me down. (link)
breakfast is just food you eat in the morning. to me, salsa and tortilla chips is breakfast if i eat it before noon.


Lately I've become very emotional about stupid stuff (crying, screaming, etc) my mom has been calling me a bitch and my dad just doesn't like to be around me, which I can understand - I don't want to be around myself either. I dislike being around my parents - they ask stupid stuff, and just won't leave me alone. My doctor also thinks I have depression. What can I do to make myself a better person to be around? lately I've just been biting people's heads off - and I honestly don't mean to. HELP!!!! (link)
its just hormones, babe. maybe youre about to start your period. that would be PMS. or maybe youre just at that stage in teenage-hood where your parents and pretty much everyone just annoys the crap out of you. just try as hard as you can to feel better, and explain to people that you just arent feeling well and not to take anything too personally.


I want to dye my hair blue... no... I MUST dye my hair blue! bright blue! the problem is that I have dark hair and I've never dyed it before and I think I have to bleach it blonde first then dye it blue for the color to show up. Is that going to ruin my hair and make it all crackly and nasty? (link)
if you do it with the right kind of bleach and the right kind of dye, it'll be fine.


I moved away from to go to college, but most of my friends stayed in our hometown to either take community college courses or just slack off and not do much of anything. Now it seems like every weekend they guilt me about not coming home. I can come home some weekends, yeah, but honestly I'm making some new friends here that I like to party with too and don't really want to go home more than once a month. My high school friends are just like, "But it's so-and-so's annual such-and-such party! You've never missed this! are you too good for us now or something?"

Am I a bad person for neglecting my old friends? Should I make more of an effort to go home and salvage these relationships? I want to stay friends, but sometimes I wish phonecalls were enough. (link)
not a bad person at all! dont let them make you feel bad for wanting to move on with your life. you have other friends you like to spend time with, and theres nothing wrong with that. just try to keep in touch with them other ways, and see them when you DO come home whenever you want. its your life, not theirs.


I heard this ad on the radio for these parties... they're like tupperware parties, where women get together and buy stuff... only we're buying sex toys instead. Since I've got all these boring married coworker gals who are always inviting me to their make-up parties and kitchen selling things, I was thinking of setting up a sex toy party.

I'm totally serious.

Would this be a bad thing to do with co-workers? What exactly is a sex toy party? If I call the shop that's offering this thing will I get suckered into some awful deal my friends will never forgive me for? (link)
go ahead and go for it. that sounds like it would be such a blast. call the place and find out exactly what youll be doing so you can let your coworkers know, and then they wont feel uncomfortable (if they would have at all).


I have been divorced for almost a year, and have been seeing a guy from work for almost a year, but used to he would always want to be around me, touch me etc., now i almost have to force him to do anything. he says he still has the same feelings for me and the thing is that when we get into an arguement he always tells me to shut up, that I am f-ing stupid, or go to He@@. He always opologizes and I know he has had a really rough childhood, both parents dying, his dad shot his mom right in front of him and his grandad used to beat him, I can deal with thie emotional rollercoaster with him anymmore, should i try to work it out or kick him out?????

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you dont deserve any abuse like that. doesnt matter when happened to him when he was a kid, no matter how traumatizing. he just cant keep using that as an excuse, and you cant keep accepting it as an excuse. get rid of him.


I'm not sure if this fits in the right topic, but....

there are hairs growing inside my ass. Is this normal? (link)
yeah. its just like pubic hair, only its around your butt. its there for a reason, dont worry. if you dont like it, you could shave it but... dude, that would itch when you got stubbly, and that is not a very good place to itch, y'know?


my friends are telling me I shouldn't even try to be friends with my ex boyfriend because that never works, but I think it can sometimes. what do you think? (link)
i think your friends are dumb. i'm still friends with one of my ex boyfriends. its possible. i was still friends with another ex of mine until we went to different schools. the other ex... well, he was a loser, so i didnt even much wanna be friends. but yeah, it can totally work out.


my sister and I went to the swimming pool and when we got back she was like 'I WAN In tHE SHOWER FIRST!!!" so I let her take a shower first, and while she was in there I didn't know what to do then I remembered I hadn't played the piano for a while. so I sat down and played the piano. but I was still wet and had my swimsuit on. so I get up and on the piano bench, which is wood, there's this raised warped part where it's kinda lighter color and it's EXACTLY the shape of my BUTT and you can see where my thighs were and everything! I tried to dry it but it won't go away. I'm really freaking out because my mom will be home in a few hours and I don't know what to do! (link)
if it did that, then it isnt real wood. the raised and lighter part means the water got in between the laminate and the actual [probablyply]wood part of the chair. it must have been a cheap bench. that happened to the table in my room too, from leaving too many cold drinks on there and the condensation got in between. your mom probably wont care.


Ok, there's this guy that I really like. We are good friends and I've known him most of my life. I don't know if I should ask him out or leave our friendship how it is and maybe look for other guys...(ok, I'm not from the US so I have no idea how your grade system thing works but I'm 16...not really young...). Anyways. (link)
if theres a chance that your friend likes you too, go for it.


I have to drink coffee every day to survive. I don't drink a ton of it, probably two cups a day in the morning. My friends and I used to have a day we'd call "detox thursday" where we wouldn't drink coffee all day, but I was starting to hate detox thursdays because I felt tired and grumpy all day so I quit doing it with them. Does this mean I'm addicted? Is coffee really that bad for me? It's way better than soda, right? (link)
caffeine in general is not a good thing to be addicted to. i used to have to drink like 6 mountain dews a day or i'd be absolutely dead and get a migraine. you just have to gradually cut down, and your body will readjust. itll be rough, but in the end, its better for you. i'm down to one coke a day, if that, functioning fine.


sometimes i feel like my weight is getting to high ...although everone tells me i am not fat i feel it and i dont want it! i cant go running i never am able to keep it up....i cant help my self to foodS! i crave easy how can i solve this without those traits! (link)
well, without being able to excersize or control yourself with food, there isnt any other way. just watch what you eat, try to stick to the healthier stuff. and at least go for walks or something.




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