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Ok well I'm 13 and I'm very intrested in umm..playing wiht myself...I cant buy anything...and what i'm really intrested in is vibrators.I rate real high! (link)
Why don't you try to save some money or ask for money from your folks or friends and say you'll pay them back and until you get one maybe you can find something around the house like I don't know something that you can use like the end of a spoon or something.


ok whenever i go number 2 its been hurting and there is even blood when i wipe..and sometimes even in the toilet. trust me , this is not my period. this didnt just happen once or twice, its been happening for awhile.
whats hemroids? is that what i have because doesnt it have to do with something like this?
what are the dangers if i dont tell anyone (it would be mortifying if i had to go to a doctor and have him look at me because im not 10 anymore, im 17.
has anyone had this problem before or known someoen with this problem?
what should i do?
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Yes hemroids does have something to do with this but that's not what you have hemroids is when your having your period but you said your not so i beleive but maybe in your case you were born with it and it just is starting to happen maybe it's something you have inside of your system.
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ps: Ask about hemroids.


i'm trying not to make this long but I was BEST FRIENDS with this girl Jen until she moved to this really rich neighborhood and got a big head. She started rubbing things in my face, ditching me, and still expected me to be there for her... which i was. I don't know why I was but EVERYONE was. Then one day we all stopped because she got out of control (trying to keep it short). Everyone stopped giving her attention except one person who became her new best friend. I miss the old jen and now that she has a new best friend they are twice as evil. Jen invited me to her b day party and she's been IMing me and acting like her old self so i'm really tempted to go but i don't want to regret anything. we're going to different high schools next year anyways so i don't know if i should end the friendship now or what PLEASE HELP

sorry it was long.. trust me i couldve written 3 whole pages about the situation! (link)
Tell your friend how you feel tell her that ever since she moved she's been acting different and if she argues with you end the friendship don't worry one day she'll call maybe and say i'm sorry i shouldn't be acting like this because she'll remember the good days ya'll had.
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Does anyone know of Hylexin for dark circles actually works? I rate, i dont want any i dont knows, or what is that answers. (link)
I got a friend that uses it AND 67% percent of the time it works and 99 dollars a month isn't that nice but it works kinda kinda.
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16/f. This is been going on for about a week now. Every so often during the day, my back & chest/stomache has this like, burning feeling... and then it'll go away. But its like an irritation. But it'll go away and then it'll come back like 10 minutes later. What is this? I haven't changed any products like soap or anything, so I don't think I'm allergic to anything. The only thing I can think of, is that I've been using tanning lotion (I've been tanning outside)... but I've been using it for about 4-5 weeks and this only started a week ago. Whats wrong? (link)
you know i have the same thing it's the sympton that comes from heart burn go to your doctor or use beyer pills for stomach healing it'll keep it away 24-7.
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well...since your a guy i need to know what guys like in a french kiss..do they like us girls to do this or that..just give me detail, =) ill rate u another 5, your tha best (link)
when you french kiss a guy don't only just stick your tongue in his mouth in his and he sticks his in your you gotta have a connection like touch his tongue with yours and smoothen it or something youknow just gently massage his tongue that's the only way i can reall break it down sorry.


Is there any way to know if my computer can play MP3 files? (link)
Your computer truly can't unless you have a handheld mp3 player if you don't have an mp3 player no u don't have mp3 files only place where your gonna get close to getting to an mp3 file is at launch.com and that's the truth.


15/F I have this pain in the lower right side of my stomache (like where they say your appendix is)... its not a sharp painful pain, its just sore and it hurts. I feel it when I walk or sit down. I know its not cramps because my period passed already. It started hurting when I woke up with morning. Im really scared... could it be my appendix? Or one of my reproductive organs? Its only on my right lower side of my abdomen. HELP im so scared... (link)
Why are you so scared it's just your organ go to the doctor and have him do surgery on your organ that's the only only way how to make it feel better.
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Have you ever considered changing your name to ma101mi@yahoo.com?

Because it seems like every other question you can't answer, and just refer them to that e-mail. (link)
Because It happens to be a proffesional's e-mail address now mind your own fucking businness and stop being jealous that just because I gave out that e-mail address and you couldn't I got rated 15. I got rated 5 on the very first date.


I need a few EXCELLENT pranks to pull on a group of around 6 or 7 girls. My friend and I are doing them together on the rest of the group. We would like to have a prank to scare them, but any type of prank would be alright.
Thank ya!

P.S.---we can't be too harsh! (link)
Why didn't you say so i can give you the e-mail to the pranking king ma101mi@yahoo.com get some great pranks that will only cost you $5 out of your pocket.


what are symptoms of diabetes? (link)
My friend has diabetes so you can e-mail him at ma101mi@yahoo.com or you can listen to me when i say:
Symptoms of diabetes start when you start to fell drowzy a lot and when your excercisin rate starts to decrease also when you start to flatulate a lot and when you start to get very fat or you can be skinny but your sugar level is way high.


Hey! I was just wondering if anyone new what "grinding" means? Is it where you get on a guy n kind of dry hump him? Please answer as soon as possible! thanNks (link)
Grinding means when you get on top of a guys dik and you ride it up and down for as long as you can until you make him wanna stop.
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my boyfriend and i have been dating for long than a month and couple weeks and he hasnt even kissed me yet. i kissed him once on the cheek but that doesnt matter. what is he doing???? (link)
That means he's shy and he doesn't want to rush into things yet. But on the other hand it may be that he might like another girl and he wants to remain available for quite a while before he gets commited to you once and for all. Feel what I'm sayin I'm rated 13 and so i know what i'm sayin you feel me.


why does drinkin cold slushy make u get a brain freeze? (link)
Because all of the freezegoes straight to your brain cells instead of going down into your stomach becuz the cool is weightless which travels with your blood to the top of your head then gets inside of your brain and freezes it cold until your brain cells finds blood to heat your brain which will take about 3 min.


Ok so you know that little arrow u click next to your browser that shows you all the sites you been to recently? ok so i clicked that today, looking for a site a typed in (im lazy), and then i find this site called nextboys.com. i have never heard, nor typed, nor visited that website so i was curious why it was on our computer. i clicked it, and you wouldnt believe what it was. it was a site for gay massaging!! UGH!! im really mad, because the only people who live in my house is my 7 year old sister, and my mom and dad!! my question is: is it most likley my parents did this, or is there another way to get a site in that list. and if my parents did it, what should i say to them???? (link)
Maybe you should just leave it alone I mean mostly after all it's there business of what they do if they're gay or not but if you really think it's your business go ahead and talk to them it's not like it's gonna hurt right.
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my dog is really protective, and shes sleeping and she has a bone and she will literally bite your head off. i need to get passed her to get to the bathroom cuz i really gotta pee! what should i do??? helppp (link)
You mean to tell me that your own dog will bite you anyway just wake your dog up and tell your dog to move out of the way in a nice way but don't show that your afraid.
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Are you really sure that that's u're dog.


Im looking for a dog, and i dont like small dogs. My mom however, if like pretty afraid of big dogs, a neat freak, and cant stand dominent dogs. I really wanted a Lab or a Pit bull, but my mom says that labs are way too active for her, and pitbulls of course were always out of the question. I also really like huskies. i was wondering, do you know if they are like hyperactive and likely to jump on you like labs? i have a large back yard, and a big house.
THANX SO MUCH. i rate high. (link)
I would tell you the perfect dog to get very kind not that big and doesn't wreck a thing the greyhound. My friend has one e-mail her at ma101mi@yahoo.com if you don't beleive me about the dog.
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Hi i need to teach a dog not to dig. Does anyone here have any suggestions? Please help. I rate 5's 4 good answers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (link)
To teach your dog not to dig put bug fertilizer on the ground it will mess with his sense and tell him to stay away along with hiring him a personal trainer i know a friend who had the same problem just e-mail him at ma101mi@yahoo.com
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I am a Wiccan and so is my boyfriend. I told my mom he was (but not me) now she won't let me see him. My mom's a very conservative Christian who is very judgmental andtakes everything personaly. Should I tell her I'm a Wiccan, my boyfriend says I should..because even though we can sneek and talk we can't sneek and see each other and I'm only 16 so I still have 2 years before I can move out.

PS- I'm worried that if I tell her she will have me on complete lock down (link)
I say no don't tell your mother until your 18 so then on the exact same date that you move out you won't have to hear her yell at you or anything becuz you'll already be moved out. get me. And if she doesn't accept you for it don't accept her.
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im a columnist..im not obsessed over ratings but im just wondering why is it when i get 3 5's as a rating in a row, my rating doesnt always go up? but if i ever get a 4...or a rare 3...my rating always goes down?
anyone else have the same problem? (link)
It's not a problem it's normal to your site of computer they make sure that you can't see directly into your ratings but as for me and everyone else we can see exactly your true ratings the actually owner of the ratings can't see they're ratings they'll have to keep track of it.
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