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Hey ya'll! My name's ~*Heather*~ and somehow you've stumbled upon my column! Congrats! :P Well, I'm 18 years old and I live in Missouri with my mom and my beautiful cat Corey. :D



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advice

how often should u dye ur roots if u dye ur hair like blonde and ur hair is naturally black:?

Just dye them whenever they start showing up.

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im 18/m. I had a gay realtionship about a year ago, and it went on for about 6 months. Im now tired of guys and im with my girlfriend. I really should tell her that i was with this guy, she has no idea that i was. She even knows the guy. How can i tell her w/o her finding out who it was, and will she leave me if she finds out?

The sooner you are honest with her, the better. If she really likes you she won't leave you for being with a guy. It's possible she might ask who the guy was so you might have to tell her but I do suggest telling her ASAP. The longer you keep it to yourself, the greater the chance of her not being too happy about it.

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Hey im the chick that needed advise on to go over my X's house or not..well i did go over yesterday..he told me he misses me..then he kissed me..well we were making out and i started to feel it wasnt rite..i dont like him anymore but i still wanna be friends with himm..hes like been my bestfriend since we broke up i dont want that to change but i dont like him ne more i dont kno wut i should do? help

You should tell him you don't like him that way anymore and you just want to be friends with him.

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Help. When I order chicken wings in a fancy restaurant should I pick them up and eat them or use the cutlery provided?

You should definitely use the utensils. lol I don't think it would be very cool of you to just pig out like that at a fancy restaurant. At KFC it's ok.

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I am so sexually confused! One second I'm bi and another I'm
gay! I am 14yr.s old a freshmen, confused on what my sexuality is. People says I'm gay, but I still think girls are cute, but I would
rather go with a boy. So what am I!?! Need answers...

Sounds like you are bi.

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Please does n-e-body know a website where a 14 year old girl can get a job!!!!!Heelllpppp please I need a job quick to help around the house.

You can look around your town for people who need babysitters.

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im 15 and masturbate quite a bit its quite normal
is it? My penis takes a while to get hard is this normal?

Of course that's normal to masturbate so much. You're young and you're just learning about yourself.

It's also normal for you to not get hard so quick. It's the same with alot of guys actually. I wish I could help you more than just to say it's normal. But I am not a guy...lol

I hope I helped you.

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Yes your advice did help about my bf penis not goin in, a couple of times his penis went soft
is this normal?

Yes that's normal. Usually guys get frustrated when they can't get in so they get soft but you can usually get him back in the mood.

If his penis still isn't going in, try having him fingering you alot with 2 maybe up to 3 fingers because I did that and that really helped me with my first time.

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My girlfriend says we should see other people, but I'm schizophrenic, does that make me other people?

Is this a joke question?

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Well in a few weeks I'm going to see Green Day in concert (this is my first concert EVER) Anyways, I was wondering, how much does they're merch. cost basically (like a shirt or hoodie) cause I just wanted to know how much to bring.

Hun, I'm sure you can go to their official site and look for those. Or ask somebody on a message board who went to one before.

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Hey I wanna be a barbie or a posessed barbie for Halloween; can anyone give me tips on what clothes 2 where; make-up; hair; im 5 feet, brunette w/ blonde highlights, skinny, hazel eyes.
thanx:)

OMG I wanna be a Barbie too! Well what I'm going to do is since my legs are so bad I'm using that Sally Hansen spray on leg stuff to make your legs look 10x hotter. And I'm getting a long haired blonde wig, wearing a cute mini skirt and a tight shirt. I'd wear some cute hoop earrings, and a necklace or bracelet or something. For make-up, try to look a little bit natural but still standing out. Use some eyeliner, mascara, maybe curl your lashes, and some pink eye shadow. Also use some pink lipgloss and lipstick. Oh and lots of glitter! Put some in your hair and use some on your temples, and wherever else you want!

I hope I helped!

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Ok well i was at a football game last night. And yeah well my best friend moved about well almost 2 months ago.
So I met this guy at a football game (hes in grade 9 and im in 8) and yeah well ive known him for a few years i guess but this was the first time that we ever talked.

Ok. But yeah so he talks to my friend that moved, lets call her ashley, and he said that ashley called me a "lesbianish freak, slut, who has fake boobs"

ok and my (ex) best friend has no boobs so maybe shes jealous but who knows. and i DO NOT have fake boobs, lol i can prove it. So i called ashley and she goes ok who are you gonna believe some fag boy that youve known for one day or me. But the thing is she always spreads rumors abuot people so this really doesnt suprise me. But that guy doesnt even know me and hes nice and he wouldnt make that up.

Who should i believe. Please help.

I rate 5 for everyone.

I think you should believe the guy. From my experience, girls who say stuff like that are usually lying and the person you barely know isn't. They're just trying to be nice because they don't know you. I don't see why someone you barely know would lie about something like that. I don't really know how to explain myself better but it sounds like your friend is jealous.

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im 16 and my penis is not real big and im a bit worried what my gf will think does it matter to girls? what is the average size?

Size doesn't really matter to most girls. At least most girls I've talked to about it, and that's alot. They all say the typical "It's how you use it." Which is true, if you know how to use it you'll be fine. ;)

I think the average for guys your age is 6. Actually for MOST guys it's from 5-6. So if you're a 7 or above or something you have nothing to worry about!

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i just want yalls opinions. do u thing black and black and white and white and mexican and mexican ect. should only get married? or should they mix. ok thanks.

I don't care who gets married. If they're in love, it shouldn't matter what race, sex, or even something so stupid as height should.

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Me and my bf are 17 and when we go to have sex
he has trouble getting his penis in im not sure if im too tight or not his penis isnt real big
what can we do?

Well I had trouble with this and my first partner as well. I was really tight and the width of his penis was kinda big. I'm guessing your boyfriend's is too. And I'm also guessing you're a virgin which is why it's so tight. How I got through with it...I just beared the pain, and I had my boyfriend just push himself inside me REALLY fast so I could barely tell what was happening ya know. Ask your boyfriend to do that, and afterwards I promise it gets better! :)

Tell me if my advice helped! :)

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Wut is in styler as fair as hair, clothes, shoes, wut kind of make up to wear, bags or purses what is in

Mini skirts, kitten heels, and cute flippy hair is in! At least that's what I see all over magazines anyway! :P

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Does anybody by any chance know of good jobs for girls that are like 14 years old or whatever? I need a job, but not one that is a t a fast food restaurant. Does anybody know of any for 14 yr olds?

I don't know that you CAN work at 14.

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I skateboard, and my friend wants to learn.. So.. what is the best kind of skateboard for a beginner??

I don't know. You're the skateboard-er not me. Just use the one you did when you first started out.

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For four years I have lived in my house thats like seculded. No neighbors, and Its really private. Well now were moving into this well rich community. Its kindof stepford wive-ish. Where all the people that live there get together and have fashion shows, partys etc. It sounds pretty fun but kinda stupid too. I mean there is a Hoedown coming up in October, and since were new my older siter wants to go. I know it would be a good place to meet people, but a hoedown? Like I think old people are gonna go haha. I'm just wondering, should I go? Also since this is a rich community, I think that the people living there are kinda snotty stuck up rich people. And my family is soo not like that. So what I'm asking is, should I get involved in the stuff? I dont know..My family doesn't like to get involved much..Thanks

You should automatically assume that since people are rich they're snobby. Just like they shouldn't automatically assume because you're NOT rich you're nice.

Give these people a chance and go to the hoedown no matter how stupid you might think it is.

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We Just Moved Into A New House And We Bought It. So My Mom Said I Can Paint And Decorate My Room However I want. I Dont Know What I Should Paint It Though. My Favorite Colors Are Pink And Purple. And I Love The Playboy bunny. Does Anyone Know Where I Could Get Playboy bunny stuff? Or Pink Stuff For Your Room? Thanks.

Oooh you should paint it the light pink with maybe a strip of purplle and then if you find a playboy bunny stencil or something you could do that in black! :)

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