I'm a somewhat logical thinker, though sometimes my mind wanders off into deep fantasy space. My relatives and friends alike can't understand me, which is okay with me, since I can't make heads or tails of some of them either. These faults aside, I enjoy a lot of different things, from all sorts of music, to reading, writing, rambling in the woods and in the verbal form, and have recently discovered photography, though I'm horrible at it. I try being funny, and am noted for suceeding in it. (Though on occasion, my friends wish I were less of a clown in some situations.) My sole confidants are my parakeet and two cats, to whom I tell all my secrets and fears to. Maybe that's why they've gone a bit psychotic. My friends and siblings often are drawn to me for advice, which I have, over the years, given out willingly, and have been informed recently that I'm quite good at giving it.
Website: Foxshadow's Forest
Gender: Female
Location: From a galaxy far, far away. Or the U.S.A. Whichever's easier for you.
Occupation: I am currently employed by my friends as a professional laugh-maker.
AIM: swyftefoxshadow
Member Since: February 13, 2004
Answers: 86
Last Update: January 24, 2006
Visitors: 4889
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There is a place in California that has a red bridge but i forget the name of it. Do you know what it is called?
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You mean the Golden Gate Bridge in San Fransico?
(Funny how they call it golden when it's red..:))
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Hey It's Here To Help a.k.a. Gessyka
YOU'RE SO MEAN Advice1300. I'm going to find a way to kick you off advicenators. You tell people to kill themselves and use profanity towards them?? What is that? You obviously are depsperate...you probably have nobody. Listen if you have anger TALK TO US ABOUT IT! Don't call anyone names.
*stifles laugh* you're sooo....ugh!
Get a life you little baby. People deserve better advice then from someone like you.
Who agrees???
Don't ask Advice 1300 a question...she may pop another blood vessel trying to think of another 'great' insult to your question. (link)
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Wow, you've captured my sentiments perfectly! Advice1300 is just....argh....she's so..MEAN! I never understand how people can be so mean sometimes..*shakes head*
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my friend always touches me on the wrong places like my ass or my breasts n i dont know if he does it on purpose or not. he likes to jump on me n when i am laying its like he is trying to have sex with me but i tell him to stop and sometimes i think if i tell the teacher he is going to get mad or something. the thing is he broke up with his girlfriends for me n every1 thinks he likes me but i dont like him that way hes like a realli good friend but i dunno what to do
signed CoNfUsEd GuRl (link)
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This can be viewed definitely as harrassment. Talk to your friend, then talk to an adult.
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iv always heard that when someone bites there nails constantly that they are nervous is this true????? i usually bite my nails a lot and it seems that when i do that im nervous ...is this just a saying or is it true???? becuz there is this boy i know and he is always bitig his nails like constantly whne i see him so does this mean he is nervous? HELP!
SINCERLEY.....
WONDERING ONE! (link)
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It can mean that thy're nervous, and by your excessive use of punctuation, you sound like you're tense.
Then again, you may just like question marks.
Anyway, nail-biting is just a habit; when i used to bite my nails, it wasn't because I was nervous, it mainly was because I was bored.
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what would u do if your son was at home. Crying all alone on the bedroom floor because he's hungry and the only way to feed is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money. (link)
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Heh, catchy song that one is... :)
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So, I'm usually on the advising end of this question, but I can never give myself advice. If you have any suggestions, I'll happily try them out.
Here's the scenario:
My mother grounded me indefinitely. (She's done this once before, but I got out of it by writing a persuasive essay telling her why she should lift my grounding and let me go to my friend's party.) She's been awful to me all day, and I guess I subconsciously retalliated by taking my friend in her car (my mom's allergic to everything) and driving us to the mall. It was planned that I'd go over to my friend's house, but not that we'd go to the mall. See, mom doesn't want me to take anyone in her car because she's allergic to perfume and scented laundry detergents and all that.
In response to my doing this, she grounded me. Anyone have any suggestions as to how to get out of this? Or at least get her to set a time?
Please don't tell me I shouldn't have done that in the first place because I know that. I aplogized and offered to clean the car and all that, but she just told me to go shower. Lol.
Help me out any way you can! Thanks. (link)
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First step is to breathe. Take yoga breaths: in until you can take no more air, out until there is no more air. Then apologize once more to your mother, and don't mention the rose. Help around the house a bit, and write her another letter explaining how you feel.
When she comes around, maybe you can tell her off about the rose. Keyword there being maybe; you don't want to anger her again.....
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You know how I asked u about the losing weight thing and not eating.. well..
I dont think Im anerexic but Im not sur eont he symptoms and what it is... really.. I know its like u think ur fat and ur not and u get reaallly reeeally skinny.. and u harm your body alot and u dont eat.. and sometimes u get ballumia (making yourslef throw up after u eat) I duno how to spell it... but I was wondering if u have any good sites on it so i can make sure Im not a tiny bit anerexic .. I dont wanna be. And I still dont like food (link)
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Ah, yes. I remember you! Still don't like food? Well, for sites on information for anorexic and bulimic symptoms, I visited one of my favorite web sites, www.google.com.
Here are a few I found:
http://www.healthyplace.com/Communities/Eating_Disorders/concernedcounseling/definitions.htm
http://www.anorexiatruth.com/
http://mtmt.essortment.com/whatisanorexia_rskr.htm
http://www.mamashealth.com/anorexia.asp
These are just a few. You can probably find more on your own. Good luck!
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lately i cant wait to grow up. like i cant wait to get my period, i cant wait to become a teenager, i cant wait to go to colledge, i cant wait to get married, i cant wait to have kids, i cant wait to drive, like all of that stuff! does this mean anything?
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It means you're taking way too much time thinking about the future! Enjoy yourself now! There will be plenty of time for all of that in the future, but you can't go back and relive the present!
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Lately, my friend and I have been arguing about a stupid thing. I dont want her to be angry or upset with me anymore, i just want to be cool with her. Sometimes i think she even trys her best. But can someone please help me?
(especially jessica)
signed- crystal (link)
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You've got to be the bigger person and apologize first, otherwise neither of you are going to get along again. Just tell her how you feel, and if she still doesn't want to be friends, then her loss!
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I want to loose some weight. Do any of you people have like a cure... well not a cure, like a thought of how I can maybe loose a few pounds?
PLEASE ANSWER A.S.A.P!!!!!!!
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Whay would you want to lose weight? You should be happy with yourself! :)
But if you really want to lose weight, there's no miracle cure. You got to drop that bag of cheese puffs and eat right, along with working out at least three times a week.
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wats pms mean pleeeze help
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PreMenstural Syndrome. It's basically a time before a girl's period when her hormones take command of her mind and body. (i.e. making her angry, emotional, and easily irritated)
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hi, i am a female and i don't want 2 tell my age at the time i have 3 friends who r all in a fight and i am quite confused myself but they are sad and mad at the same time! chloe, jamie, and sarah are all angry and pouty and stuff they won't talk 2 any1 and they won't tell me wut is wrong sarah is really nice ,but she is very sad because of her dog dieing but idk if that is the prob. chloe is just mad at srah and jamie because they're really just ahhhhh.......... Jamie says there is some rumor that she killed sarah's dog which is so not true plz write bye! A.S.A.P. (link)
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ick...what a mess. I say play Switzerland in this argument; don't choose sides. Let them sort it out for themselves.
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Has anybody ever met a famous person...and if so, who?
Just wondering (hehe) (link)
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Uh.......I once met this guy in a bunch of Broadway plays....does that count?
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pick a number 1-100 make it a good one or i lose (link)
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57 .....wait, come to think of it.....5. Yes, that's a nice number...
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Is it wrong to make plans with one of your best friends and after all the trouble they went thur to ask there parents,they go and make plans with someone else. After you have been planing this since like Sunday. Or is it a signal that they dont wanna be your friend anymore? help
-Me (link)
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It doesn't necessarily mean they don't want to be friends with you anymore, it just means they they are insensitive and unreliable. Talk to your friend, and tell them how you feel. PLus, think about your friend. Have they done this a lot? If you feel that you are not being treated with respect from this friend, then maybe you should consider looking for a new one.
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Is it good to be dating or having relation ship with a class mate of yours (link)
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Why not? This way, you get to see them during school, and know how they act around other people. Just as long as you're happy in your relationship, then I see nothing wrong with it!
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Do all your questions return to the asker being gay (i.e. you're one of the stupidest dumbasses on the planet) or are you just being super-moronic at random. Either way you're a horrid idiot. (link)
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ick, totalhottie, you mean? Then yes, I definitly agree with you.
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i am so confused how do my parents just get me one? signed (link)
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Are you prepared for the responsibility? If yo think you are, ist your parents down and talk to them about it. Maybe even see if they'll let yu get a fish to start out with. Act more responsible and do things without being asked, this way your parents might just begin to see how responsible you are! :)
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yes or no? (link)
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Er...pass?
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Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
What the hell is all this shit for.
Poeple get mushy and start acting queer,
This is definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to be over, come and pass,
Before I shove a dozen roses up cupids ass.
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak,
And probably wear black the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet but soon it will fade,
For all they are trying to do is get laid.
The arrow cupid shot at me must have not hit,
Because I think love is a big crock of shit.
So here is my story what more can I say,
Love is a bitch so fuck Valentine's Day (link)
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Muahaha! Yes....VALENTINE'S DAY IS EVIL! *coughs* Sorry...caffeine just kicked in there...
I love this poem! I love the sarcastic, cynical-ness of it all. Great job! :)
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