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I've been dating my boyfriend for a couple months now and i love him so much and im almost positive he likes me, but he's always flirting with everyone but me, just the other day he was fliritng with 3 girls right in front of me. And this was pretty obivious flirting the were playfully hitting eachother and chasing each other and one of them was like touching his face and holding his chin and then the other girl like kissed his hand. I was so pissed, and when one of my friends tried talking to him about it he denied everything and said he wasnt. Also I wish he 'd show it more that he likes me, he dosent not like me, its just not the normal boyfirend girlfriend relationship. What do you think i should say to him to make him realize what he's doing without him getting offensive? Also can someone please explain why he's acting so shy and unaware around me and no one else.

Ohkay, well,
a)You probably could find a better guy like that. Guys who are non appreciative need to curl up and die.
b)If he's denying it, he obviously doesn't think he's doing anything wrong. So, you need to tell him face to face what he's doing and what's angering you. If he gets offended, He's not worth your time.
C)Approach him with confidence, something like "Are you appreciative of this relationship?" That'll make ya' sound uber smart!

Yeah...

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i am REALLY constipated. i know i have to poop because i can feel it but it just wont come out! yesterday was saturday and i sat on the toilet for 3 hours pushing and pushing and pushing and i still cant get anything out, i really want to poop and i cant!! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!

p.s. i drink TONS of water

Sorry, babe, but that one just made me chuckle a wee bit. Yeah, it's going to be embarrasing as hell, but go to your parental units.

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My brother is gay and a lot of people will always mention about it. They make fun of me because he's gay.. They keeps sayin Ohhh Your brothers GaY!!! and sometime's it doesn't bother me.. but other times it does. Surprisingly, most people are cool with it and say he's the coolest person they ever met.. what should i do!?

Okay honestly, that's so fucking fucked up that people would a)judge YOU by your brother b) make fun of homosexuality and c)...i ran out of things to say! I honestly think you should report them if it bothers you a lot. Its called H-A-R-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T! a lot of women need to LEARN and UNDERSTAND this word..tsk tsk tsk
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If your a virgin (( girl )) then how can you get pregnant?

I know! Artificial insimination! That means they take the daddy's sperm and put it in the mommy!!!!lmfao
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Tomorrow I'm meeting up with my boyfriend. It will be the first time I have seen him properly out of school since we started going out and I want to make a big impression. I need to look nice and casual. How should I do my hair/makeup and what shall I wear???!!!

PS. If this helps: My hair is dark brown and comes to around my shoulders. I have blue and eyes and pale skin.

Well, to me..this would be non exsistant a guy shouldnt like a girl for how she dresses. he shall like her for her. I dont think he would like it if you went all out and did the whole business casual deal. Just dress like you always do in school...except ya know..do your hair or what not...i know my advice is sucky..but i try!
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i have a Sony Psyche walkman. it's about a year old and it worked great. well just recently the music only started coming out of the left ear. i thought the batteries could be going, so i put new ones in and it's still the same. so whats wrong or how do i fix it? im pissed off cause it was a $50 walkman.

Well..to me a 50 dollar walkman isnt a lot. Mine was 150..mine is also an ipod or something like that..but it kicks ass. Well, try new headphones and if all else fails..get a new walkman! its a year old..so you deserve a gift
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there is this one kid who i started liking, because we have alot in common, we listen to the same music, dress the same, and i assumed he liked me too because of the way he smiles at me, and plus we're going to a show together. well yesterday he told my best friend that he likes HER, which doesnt even make sense because she's not even his type. and she doesnt even like him back. i'm so confused cause i had no clue that he likes her. but my best friend still thinks theres hope that he could start liking me, but it just doesnt make sense. ps, he doesnt know that i like him, so should i tell him?

Wow...so similar. One of my best friends i like, too...and he doesnt know. Well, i've thought about you know..while talking..sinse you are friends..be like "So..would you ever consider us a couple?" or something of the sort. Because the longer you dont tell him, the more he has no idea of your feelings.
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i just found out i get my braces in 13 days any tips to help the process?

Well, honestly there isnt really anything you could do , but make sure that when you get home you imediatly take some advil or tylonol, anything you would take for a headache. And be ready for pain! Braces hurt a lot, the first day you get them on it wont hurt that bad, but the following week is hell. You wont like to chew or tlak a lot, so dont plan so many social events.
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Hey i need some help.. i think im prude..like scared to kiss a boy like i feel embarresed like i dont do it right or something i mean i have pecked boys but never freched or madeout and alot of ppl call me prude and idk wut to do cuz even my bf calls me prude and i like him alot nd wanna kiss him but i jus cant :-/

X.oX.o --> aShLeY

My step sister is gonna take this one....
ok...soo....you are scared to kiss a boy...hmmm....well....it kinda depends on the age...if you are below the age of 12...then you should worry about it...cuz that is still kinda young to get into boys...trust me...they arent that much fun! and but if your older then the age of 12 then....maybe you should just try...i mean....you have to learn sometime...and if you trust him or like him enough and you think he feels the same....then he shouldnt care..he should be happy that he gets to teach you...its a bragging right between the boys...they are all happy if they got to teach you!
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ok well i have this friend and she is 5'1 and 75 pounds!! and i mean shes tan and pretty and happy and has tones of friends and doesnt care about it! but i know shes unhealthy and i dont know how to tell her! i mean im 5'1 and im 85 pounds...10 pounds hevier! how do i tell her that her weight might be dangourous!

okay! You're both VERY skinny! I mean..10 pounds heaver is not that much..you can lose 10 pounds in a few weeks..hell make it a week! Well, i think you should just tell her that shes very skinny..i dont know all my friends are fat..like me :) well, just kinda be honest with her and tell her that you're worried
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I am tring to find song's from the 90's that are really cool and I need help remembering the name and or song. And maybe a site that I can listen to music videos. What Should I do?

If you know the lyrics..go to www.songlyrics.com and there is a special box where you type in lyrics..and if they know them..they will tell you the song!
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well i love my boyfriend but where can i get some good love quotes for my profile??

Go to other peoples profiles...and steal em'!
:-D im wicked mean...and i know it.
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Ok well i have naturally wavy frizzy hair and after I straighten it then go outside it gets friizy again and it looks even worse than it did before I straightened it. What should i do? i have picture day on Wednesday!

Well, i know my sister buys this stuff, that she puts in her hair when its wet called "no frizz" and then she blowdrys it..maybe you can get shampoo called Garnet Fructice (sp) And it has stuff for frizzy hair, gives it moisture.
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whos pierced there own cartilage? did it get badly infected? or worse? i read about this girl who got it done and something shattered in her ear and it got deformed. did anything serious happen to any of you?

Hey, i didnt pierce my own, but this one girl i knew did. With a nail on her wall. You have to be very carful or you could seriously fuck up your ear! And, it gets infected way easy.
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okay, this guy i like..i've always kinda had my eye on him. I met him when i was around 9/10..lets just say 10. Andfor 2 years we were just barely friends, when i was at my dads, my brother him and i would chill on his roof till like..4am. Recently, me and him are both..goth so to speak. And i think he likes me. We're really good friends and all. Hes always talking to me and always giving me things to borrow so he can come back when i go to my dads (wednesdays/everyother weekend) and we can hangout and talk. Hes kind of shy, still. But hes like "ya know, we have about 5 things in common. AFI, SI, no friends, vegeon, and CO&CA!" and he always seems to invite me to protests with him, not his saposed better friend my brother. I like him a lot, but if i ask him out and he says no. our friendship will be So wierd! And im the type where the guy HAS to ask me out!

PLEASE HELP!

Wow. Okay, well..my advice to this is that you sorta always kind of bring it up around him. And if hes shy, yeah you kind of have to take lead role. Step out of your box and ask him out, but i know your friendship ya da ya ya da...well try bringing it up around him casually if he talks about that again like "yeah we'd make hella couple" and if he gives you a funny look, try something like "KIDDING" but if he shrugs and you feel uncomfortable be ::yeeeeeah...so did you see that cd at..." and yeah!
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There's this guy who I just started hanging out with.. and like all my friends make fun of him cause he's in the "loser" crowd at school and I'm in the "populor" crowd. He's kind of gothic/punk type of guy. He's a really cool guy.. and I admit, I thought he was a freak at frist. When the teacher told us we'd be sitting together for the hole year in art, I thought I was gunna die. But, we became really close friends and we have a lot in common it's crazy. We'd find our selfs slipping notes in eachothers lockers and writing back 10 times a day. Well, about a couple of days ago, he called me for the first time ever this summer and asked if I wanted to go to the mall with him. Of couse I said yes, he's a blast to hangout with. We ended up going to the mall and I couldn't stop laughing around him, then my friends showed up. They pulled me to the side and asked me why I was hanging out with a "loser" like him. I told them he's cool, brushed them off and went to hangout again with my buddy. Well, one of my good friends, called up the guy that I was hanging out with. He told him that I was only using him and that they payed me to hangout with him and be his friend. He totally believe him. I tryed everything to make he believe me and not my friends, but he wont listen. I'm sorry this is so long but I really need some help. Please? What should I do about all this? Thanks so much!

Well, i personally, dont believe in labeling. Prep, goth, punk...whats the difference! Well, sinse you write notes and shit, i suggest you write him a heart to heart note! And about your friends..repetivness is key..keep on telling them hes cool!
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hey can anyone give me some advice on how to have my hair wavy without using a curling iron cuz they never seem to work and too long to do. thanks everyone!

If you want it wavy all the time, get a perm. Or wear curlers ( i know sounds geeky) at night, it has a few waves not many. But, i still think it looks alright.
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well im about to turn 14 and i have a low self esteem really low and i try to be all happy and wut not but its hard and i talked to my best friend about it and he was like totaly insoulting me and telling me im a idiot for thinking the way i do and wut not.and i dont like the way i look at all but imn thankful 4 wut i do have and im am really shy and i dont think i can go on with life like this cause all i practicly do is put myslef down and now its like part of me and im trying to lose that but its like im alwayz putting myself down for some reason and i feel like if im the worst person in the world and i dunno wut do anymore plz help!

*hugs* thats what i thought i needed when i was that way. Being in the dumps can really suck! I HIGHLY suggest getting a journle if you're shy and write down your feelings. Also poetry helps blow off a lot of steam. Im so sorry to hear about this. I know what it feels like.

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Hi well my boyfriends friends come up and pinch my ass , everytime I ask them to stop they ust kiss me like Im thier own and my boyfriend lets them what do I do?

Oh..don't let them treat you like that! Thats sexual harrasment! I suggest you talk to your boyfriend and if he continues to let them treat you that way, i say you turn them in to your school guidence counceler. And if you're more of the..secretive type. I highly suggest that you demand more..be more forcfull and threaten them with the thought of turning them in!
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