I go out wit dis guy. And my mom doesnt agree and my dad does! I love him wit all my heart and i dont know what to do.. PLease help me
PEACE
kill your mom and get married to him.
HATE
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well i have some of my friends going to my advice column and asking questions, which is pretty cool, BUT.. some of the questions are involving me and idk how to answer them! help! idk what to do?!
lets see, you have an advice column. people send you questions. What should you do with the questions? let me ask you a question, when you stick your finger in your ear, can you touch your brain??? -_-
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the only way i can get a cell phone is if i pay for it, and i was just wondering how many ppl felt that it would be worth it?
oh no, what's the world coming to?! Whenever did we have to PAY to have fun?!?! We're all gonna die! We're all gonna die of either brain tumors, bankruptcey, or irony of actually using a cell phone all the time. -_-
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I heard that if you eat 6 small meals a day, instead of 3 big its better for you. Any truth to this?
What the hell?! Who has time for 6 meals a day!? If you didn't spend so much time on your computer maybe you wouldn't have to worry about this and could barly manage in at least 2 meals!
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are those flirty skirts that go out like or have two layers... u know the popular ones? are those gonna be in this school year? i wanted to buy one tomorrow but i'm afraid that they will be out in a couple of months. what are your thoughts? i live in california.
GET YOUR OWN DAMN FASHION SENSE AND BUY WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANNA BUY YOU FASHION-CRAZED POPULAR-WANNABE BITCH! GOD, WE DON'T CARE WHAT YOU WEAR, BE YOURSELF! BUY WHAT YOU LIKE, GOD!!!!
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ok well there has been a lot of things going on and i've gotten really depressed. im on medicine for it but it doesnt seem to be working anymore. its like the 5th kind of pill that i've tryed. im always crying and thinking about the bad things but i can't help it. i used to be able to write about it in my poems but now i just kinda can't. i really need help and i dont know what to do. i dont want to cry myself to sleep everynight.
~depressed
go watch some weebl and bob, you'll laugh your shorts off, "soft as a pillow, makes you CRAP like a HORSE!!!!!!!!!!!" xD
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hey guys! well there have been so many questions about the latest fashions and what to buy for school schools, but do u have any advice on bad fashion? like what things should we stear clear of at the mall this season
*starts viciously stabbing aussie boots and ponchos* DIE EVIL FASHION FADS DIE!!!!!! YOU CAN TAKE OUR MINDS AND FORCE US TO BUY YOU BUT YOU CANT TAKE OUR INDIVIDUALIST FASHION CHOICES AND FREEDOM!!!!!!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!
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im in 8th grade and i havent got mi period yet. what time am i supposed to get it?
never, you're dysfuntional and prolly don't eat right.
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What color should i wear to bring out my blue eyes?? ... thanks!!
puke green
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wen i talk to the guy i like on aim, he never talks back. very little. im thinking that he nos thats why but im not sure. he isnt shy hes out going and im so confused. pleze help.
i rate
go over to his house and sit down at the computer next to him and then talk to him on AIM. when he doesn't respond, turn to him in real life and yell, "ANSWER ME YOU IDIOT CUZ I'M TRYING TO SUBTLY TELL YOU I LOVE YOU WITH SMALL INSIGNIFICANT AIM MESSAGES!!!".
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okay so my best friend she has this problem where she flirts with EVERYONE! she like cheats on all her bf and flirts with every guy she sees and does stuff with them too. well there is this guy mike and i realy like him and i have for awhile but she just told me that shes gonna go hang out with thim tonight...and i dont knoe wut to do i mean i can't really tell her that i still like him cuz we just got into a fight and like i don't want her makein-out wit him tonight cuz i have him right at my fingertips we're almost even goin out.. and im afraid that if she flirts with him tonight he will prolly do sumthing wit her and then i'll lose him all over again!
so please help asap!
sorry if this is soo long
yay! go your friend! my advice to you, date some sumo/eskimo/geezer she will never try to flirt with. problem solved!
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I farted and my house blew up. What do I do?
Buy some beans and then go hang out at your neighbors house. By the end of the day, you shouldn't have to worry about the pesky neighbors anymore. Cuz they'll all be blow away from your exploding vomitous gases! Yay!
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I just had a heart attack. Uh... My lungs are filling up with....candy! Yeah candy. And Uh... my brain is made of cotton candy. I don't know how I am typing this....
Quick! Call your dog! He will eat, er, help you immediatly by unclogging your lungs! Don't worry, having a giant gash in your stomache is very fashinoable. Just think of it, you can tell all your summer camp friends your scar story, "my dog ripped through my stomache! take THAT for a good pet rescue story!".
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My boyfriend is bi-sexual, none of his family knows, only a few of his friends really know him. My problem is that my family is really quite weird about these things... but we are very in love, and wish to be together for ever. I want him to tell his family so that it will be out in the open and I can tell my family also, how can I confront with him to tell them?
Dump him. Being bi is unnatural and morally incorrect. God didn't mean for people to be that way, it's wrong.
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I'm having serious family problems. I've always lived with my mom and dad and little brother and recently things have become a little bit more difficult. My mom can home from her job as a stripper one night drunk and yelling and tried to beat up my dad. So my dad hit her really hard as he was pissed from his job at the mill that night and mom broke one of the windows in our van. (we live in out van) So my mom and dad have been very violent for a while and me and my little brother, Timmy, have been staying out of it. But one day Timmy accidently spilled some soap on the car floor when my mom was trying to cook and she got very angry and killed him with a kitchen knife. I was very sad. So I tried to run away from home but my dad found me outside a day later when I was starving and took me to his friends house where I was raped. My life was horrible. And still is. And my mom found out and starting beating me up for letting him do that. And one day while she was beating me up she pulled out that knife again and I fought her and grabbed it and stabbed her for my own defense. Then my dad came in and was gonna kill me but I got out and ran to the orphanage to find a home but they wouldn't take me as a murdered someone and they won't let in criminals. I told them it was in self defense but they wouldn't listen. Now I'm in the library on their computer on parol as I went to a juvinile delinquent center for murder. They say I'm going to have to have the death sentence when I'm 18. I'm 16 right now. How can I get out of this situation and get someone to believe me I murdered in defense? I have no proof.
Nope, you're pretty much screwed.
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I have this problem. I don't know what it is. But sometimes, I look at grass, and I foam at the mouth. And other times, I look at the sun, and I throw up. And other times, I look at my dog, and I faint. And then, if I look at a knife, my internal organs come out my ears. Should I be concerned?
Yes, your problem is when your a dog. Next time you look at a knife, cover your ears.
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How do you have sex?
-Laura
You don't, no one does. Babies comes from the easter bunny you wanker!
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I can't poop. Help me.
Okay first go get a bag of peanuts. Eat a ton. I mean a lot!!! And then some hard pretzels. Go do it! Don't read this next part until your done eating. Done yet? Okay, good. Congratulations, you're now even more constipated! Have fun in the bathroom all night! =D Oh yeah, and don't drink ANY pear juice or epsome salt! x]
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Would you help me make my advise thing good if I made one Jessica, and would you make me a picture thing that I'll PM to you if you say yes? :P
I don't need to help you, just go to the homepage of this site and make one! Plus the colors are pretty easy to edit so it's easy to make look good. =P What picture thing? Sure, send it to me. x]
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I PICK MY NOSE IS THAT BAD
(xD)
No, it's brilliant! Do it somemore! Maybe it you stick your finger in high enough Laura, you'll poke your nonexsistant brain! =D
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