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Question Posted Sunday August 15 2004, 7:39 pm

I just had a heart attack. Uh... My lungs are filling up with....candy! Yeah candy. And Uh... my brain is made of cotton candy. I don't know how I am typing this....

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WearAName answered Sunday August 15 2004, 10:48 pm:
Quick! Call your dog! He will eat, er, help you immediatly by unclogging your lungs! Don't worry, having a giant gash in your stomache is very fashinoable. Just think of it, you can tell all your summer camp friends your scar story, "my dog ripped through my stomache! take THAT for a good pet rescue story!".

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