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About me, hhmmm. I guess I would have to say that my favorite thing in the world is my family. They are my inspiration in all that I do. My 2nd favorite thing is POKER. I love helping people. I love poetry. I love horror films, comedies, and the occasional "chick flick". I find myself liking anything the critic's hate and hating what they love. I like listening to alternative music. My favorite bands are The White Stripes, The Gorillaz, and Eric Clapton. Know you may be wondering what makes me a love specialist? Well nothing really. All I know is that I keep my wife very happy and she tells me on a regular basis that I am the best man she has ever known. Her words not mine. Looking back I would have to say that I have never broken a women's heart. I would also have to say that I have been in love and in love with many times. It aggravates me to read questions from guys who are just trying to get into a girls pant. Sometimes I think I am the only 23-year-old with values and morals. I know that is not true though. I do feel I have a pretty good idea of what women want in men, and honestly any man can fit the description. Any man can be any women's type. I just think that some men show it better than others. Just so everyone knows I don't have a huge ego. I am actually really shy around women. I am kind of like an old football couch. I can't really play then game, but I do know how the game should be played.
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Ok well I'm m/14/bi,my bestfriend got a girlfriend recently and shes all he talks about and well I like him a lot. Whenever he talks about her I get depressed and upset and sumtimes in a horrible mood. Well he doesn't know I like him should I tell him? (link)
i am not against bi or homo relations so don't take this the wrong way.

i would not tell your friend how you feel unless he knows you are bi. you are not only looking at losing a good friend. you are talking about a potential life-long enemy. not me, but some guys can get really defencive about that kind of stuff. without telling him you like him i would try to let him know you are bi though. if you don't now it is going to be alot more awkward later. not to mention if you tell him that and he is cool with it then later you can tell him how you feel.

good luck. hope i helped.


Football at my school ended a few days ago and we're going to offseason. I'm the first guard and my name is usualy one of the top 5 called out of the coach's mouth.I'm around 200lbs and an excellent defensive lineman. I have done everything to try and get the coach to notice my defensive ability, but he seaces to put me on defence. I have put quite a few people on the ground, including a freight train of a WR. I'm not bad on offense but I'm better on defense. How can I get the coach to let me on defence next year? I WANT TO HIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (link)
Buddy i am hearing were you are coming from. back in high school i played both offence and defence. we call it Mega-Man football, but anyway. i started off as starting tackle then one day due to an injured player i had to play a spot on defence. WOW. it is two different worlds. needless to say i got addected. problem was couch needed someone to play o-line. so if i wanted the job i had to do both. maybe that is what your problem is. you couch probably really needs you on the offence. all you have to do is show him you can do both. in the mean time maybe he will spot someone to take over your spot on offence. just talk to him and let him know were you are coming from. i miss football. nothing like lighting up an all star running back and watching him try to stand up afterwards. good luck man.

hope i helped.


can you have sex while your pregnent?(serious question, no smart answers please.) all fives. (link)
it is not only safe your doctor will recomend it. it is very good excercise for the kegal muscle. which is the muscle used for pushing out your baby later. i wouldn't recomend any rough sex espesially in the last tri-mester.

hope i helped.


Can you guys like write a romantic story like making out under stars or something because it`s cute lol. (link)
what exactly do you need a romantic story for? is it for a special someone or what? because if it is then it should really come from you. that is what makes it special. i could write you hundreds of love letters, but what use is it if it didn't come from your heart. know if you just wanted to read something romantic let me know and i can put something together. its kinda my thing.


Does anyone know how i can ask the following q's to a girl in away that wont make girls wonder why im asking it.Can you give me a sneakier way of asking the following q's

What do you like to find in a friend?
what kind of guy do you like?
Who are your friends?

----------------AND/OR---------------------------
How can you find out stuff on a girl? Not like gossip but more like her fave movies and bands, ect.
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It's called a date. Just ask her out. Is this a friend of yours that you would like to make more than a friend? Or is this some girl who your not even sure knows you exist? Because if she doesn't know you then it is going to seem wierd to her that you are asking all these people about her. don't worry about what her type is. what moveis she likes, what bands she listens to. when you find out you are going to try to be interested in the same stuff. that means you are going to try to change for her. don't. be yourself and "YOU" will become her type. She will learn to like what "YOU" like. Listen to the bands "YOU" listen too. or you can be like me and my wife. completly opposite, but madly in love for 10 years know. If your styles clash then your attraction is only skin deep. i don't know much, but i do know women. TRUST ME.


OK heres the thing. I just found out the I'm pregnant yesterday. But I cheated on my boyfriend the begining of this month. The first day of my last period was Sept. 14th. Now according to when doctors say that females ovulate does anyone think its possible for me to be pregnant by the other man with whom I had sex with on the 6th and the 13th. Now i know i didnt't get pregnant on the 13th because it wouldnt have shown up on the test i took on the 21st. Now on the 6th me and the other man had sex but he didnt cum in me. So is it possible that his pre-cum got me pregnant? And if so than was it possible to get pregnant on the 6th if my period sterted 23 days from the 6th.

P.S Im 20 yrs. old and a female (link)
are these the only times that you cheated on your boyfriend? just curious because you sound like a girl with loose sexuall morals(slut) i am jsut trying to decide if their is any possability of other guys. anyway you need to call a pow-wow and let all these guys know about each other. even if it was unnecessary at least you were honest for a change. and that is the example you want to give to your child someday when she/he says "who's my daddy" poor kid.


I'm a 16 year old girl who's been dating this guy I'm fully in love with for around 7 - 8 months. We're both still virgins but we've talked about losing our virginity to each other. Neither one of us has EVER did anything sexually with another person, so I'm pretty sure neither of us have any STDS or AIDS. So far, we've experienced everything but sex with each other. We've considered all the risks & have thought long and hard about this, but mind you, we are prepared and we do have a brain unlike half the teenage population. We both know that we are fully ready to do this in our minds & hearts. But, I have a question. Even though, we aren't married & we're gonna lose our virginity to each other.. and though we've been together for a while & are planning on beging together for a long time after this (possibly even marriage later on, but you never know what may happen).. do you think this is okay? Like sometimes it worrys me because I know in my heart that it's a sin to have sex before marriage, but we've talked about it & with our friends as well, and we all figured out that if you ask God for his forgiveness, he will accept it. I just want opinions on this.. do you think it's okay to have sex at 16 if you're mature & ready enough? I mean, what's the point in waiting until you're married? I know one reason is because it can be a sin and then another is because there's a possibility of having a baby, but if you're sexually "safe" with condoms & birth control, then you're chances are very slim to none for having a child. So any opinions or thoughts is welcome on this.. don't be afraid to express how you feel, it won't bother me. Thank you all very much! :) (link)
you sure sound more mature than most 16 year olds i have met. i have to say that their is nothing stopping you. if you are 100% sure that this is a good thing with a good person i say go for it. just curious though. You have talked together and with friends, have you talked with you mother maybe? i know that most mothers would freak and i think that is too bad. my mother and i were best friends and i told her everything. maybe she could give you some insite on the topic, maybe point out some things you have failed to think of ((i can't imagine what)) Either way you sound like a cute couple and i think you should make a very special event out of it. a long personal date in a very romantic atmosphere... but i am a softy. Good luck

m/23/kansas


Ok.....so guys...people at school call me a slut like all the girls and stuff...but i really don't think I am...and like they all say that guys love sluts..but i dont know....i meen I really dont think I am a slut..but guys do you like sluts or no...and what turns you on about a girl the most???

thanks (link)
guys want a girl to look like a slut and maybe act like a slut, but they don't want to be with a slut. and i will be completely honest with you guys don't want to be with a girl like that because they don't want to be measured up later. most guys aren't really concerned with the fact that you have been ridden more than a horse. they don't want to find out that you thought another guy was better. or maybe thats just me talkin.


I'm a virgin. I thought I would start out with that.

I am 15 years old and I masturbate sometimes. But the thing is, after I do it, I feel really guilty and stop and don't do it for about a month.

It feels good when it's happening but after, I feel sick to my stomach.

I have never had a boyfriend and I'm not sexually active at all besides masturbating.

People say it's normal but it's not really publically accepted for teenage girls.

I just want to know if it's normal how I feel. (link)
100% normal. don't feel guilty. you will grow out of it and if you don't then the boys are gonna love ya...lol


okay so my boyfriend && i have been going out for 9 months now... he's a great boyfriend .. he has his days but i guess my dad doesnt think he respects me *thats just my dad trying to be protective* but anyways he wants me to give him head.. ive told him that im not ready bc i am only 14 but like he keeps on trying to get me to do it- i know that if he respects me he will understand but a part of me wants to && feels its the right time... number 1 i dont know how.. && number 2 i dont know if i should. am i too young and what would you do.. no smart ass comments either please keep them to yourself but i rate high (link)
think abou this. if you give in it is only going to open the door to other things. if you are not sure if you are ready for oral sex than your NOT ready for sex. if you give in Sex is right around the corner. after you give in just think how much pressure he's going to put on you to go all the way....
and another thing. You are too young, and something tells me your boyfriend is alot older. listen to your old man. God Bless


alright.. not to gross anyone out, but i have a question. so i'm 15 & sexually active & have been for about half a year. well, me and my boyfriend stopped using condoms but when we dont, i guess you could say i "spit it out", but im not talking about with my mouth. i'm wondering, does anyone know why i do that? (link)
HELLO, Your 15. Your body knows it isn't sappost to be thier so it rejects. But since your going to do what you want anyway, i suggest you continue to use condoms. Or this will be a walk in the park compared to your other problems. God Bless


ok,me (Amy, 13), and a friend just got over a fight (her friends who are very popular, said that I said some stuff about her, but I really didn't say it and her friends said she shouldn't be my friend because they don't like me and so she broke the friendship) well we got over it about a month ago and the fight lasted for about 2 months. Since then she apoligized and said she didn't know who she was without me being her friend, we used to be the best of friends but ever since that fight, even though she apoligized, we don't talk as often and aren't as good of friends anymore. I don't know why since she was the one who apoligized and wanted to be best friends agian, but now she doesn't talk to me that often, I am willing to be best friends agian, too.

Please help me,
Amy (link)
anyone willing to drop you at the drop of a hat for some other people wheo couldn't care less for her isn't your friend. i say you go out with new friends , have a blast and she will come running back to you. when she tries to make plans with you say, "well i will have to see what me and jill are doing." then call her back and say "this is what jill and i are sappost to go do, but i would rather hang out with you." i am not saying "USE" other people to get back at your friend. i am saying get your best friend back and make new friends at the same time.




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