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where is the best place to get thongs other then victorias secret

What the...I see them everywhere =/

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i need help.......
there is this boy i rely like in my school. im seriously obsessed with himm.....at first when he asked me out and like i rely didnt want to go out wif himm at first but than i relly started to like himm than he dumped me. and we ended up going out lik 6 different times and he dumped me all the times and i relyy lik him n he says he wasnts to be my friend but w.e im around him hes always rude to meee n lik i havent gone out wif ne 1 else cuz i like him sooo much

what should I do???

ps srry if this was to long

Get a man. He treats you like dirt, and you don't need that. He is just a waste, and you should move on.

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I'm 13 years old and a girl, and I'm about 4'1'', and i think 77 lbs. is this average or what? And also, is there anything I can do to help myself grow faster? or 'mature'? I'm not very large chested; I'm about a 32AA, and fairly skinny.
thanks
-short stuff

You can't mature in a second...it takes time. Same goes with making your chest larger and growing...but I hear playing basket ball helps. Don't worry.

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im 14/f i have a LOT of blackheads all over my nose and they won't go away does anyone know how to get rid of them?? because i have a formal coming up and my pores are pretty big so a lot of people notice the blackness of my nose everyday!!!!
please dont delete this!!!!!

You can buy some of the thing people told you about, and wash your face a lot.

Use warm to open up your pores and cold to close them up when washing.

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Im a 13 year old girl. I really like this guy but the only problem is that hes kinda popular and im scared that it would be embarassing if i asked him out and he turned me down. Can you tell me what i should do? Should i flirt with him...or not?

Ignore squeaky and spike. =/ Anyway, you should be friends with him first, and if you still like him, flirt...or just flirt.

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Um...okay, I have to wear a helmet to ride on rollerblades, a skateboard, and a bicycle. It sucks. I was wondering if anybody knew of a way I could convince my mom to let me ride without a helmet, because mine is really big and it has this visor, and I don't really need one. If this is a lost cause, which I think it is to tell you the truth, is there any sort of helmet that actually looks okay? thanks in advance

I, too, thought I didn't need one. You can always buy a different one that you like and are comfortable...yeah. You should stick to it.

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Ok well lets get to the point the guy i like is 4'8 i think and im like 5'4 to big of a difference btw we are both in the 7th grade
confused :&

It doesn't matter for...anything. =/

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ok when do guys like really start getting perverted(sex,makeing out)..like do the start at 12,13,14 b/c i kno some guys that are perverted that are like 12 but i dont kno if others are or if its just those guys!!! help i rate good!

It depends on the guy... Same with maturing. =S

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Agh... I'm so agitated and confused and depressed at the same time I can barely type this...! Anyways... my gf and I have been going out for about 10 days. My friends and I and her hang out all the time. Well it started last night. My friend was just joking around and he said "I'm like a star in the sky!" (Yeah we're pretty weird sometimes.) And my gf said "If you are then I will love you haha" and this kind of got me down, even though she said she was just kidding. Also, the same day, my friend was just like "My butt hurts." Then she says "Haha let me check that out for you then", and she touched it lightly... In a joking way, but it still didn't feel right.Another thing is, today, when my friend and I were walking towards her, she was like "Hey (friends name)!" And I was thinking to myself... "Eh? :( She didn't even say hi to me..." But... my gf said that she is crazy about me and she really loves me and everything like that, and she said that like the 7th night we were going out... but on msn. =\ Anyways, my question is, does she still like me? Or could she be liking my friend, and not me? I mean, she says she's worried that I will like another girl and dump her in the near future, and she also says that she's afraid to get hurt again, so maybe she will hurt me, and everything will be fine for her? I don't know, but we still held hands and hugged and all the normal stuff we do like that, but it still made me sad... please help... and thanks for reading...

You shouldn't be with her. She doesn't want to get hurt, so why should you? Just tell her that even if she says she loves you like crazy, it still doesn't feel right and that it bugs you. You can still be friends, and maybe one day she WILL like you, just not at this very moment. Also, if she says your going to dump her anyway, then what is the point on being her boyfriend? She doesn't even act like you both are going out with each other so yeah...Dump her.

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my bf and i r in a huge fight ...but its kas he made me upset..i really wanna talk to him about it..but he needs to appologise to me 1st.. should i wait 4 him or should i say sumtin...im 15/f/ if it helps

If he doesn't say it first, then you should.

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written by friend :


Hey im 14 and this guy is 16 .. Soo we hang out all the time but my BEST friend hates him and thinks hes bad and stuff.. but whenever his around me hes really sweet my friend just says .. Oh he just wants a piece of ass and all this other stuff.. and i think my friends parents are itimated that he can drive ( because he drives me places). Were not going out by the way but everyone thinks we are becuz we act like it. hes a drinker too =/ liike he has this rep that he always goes to parties and gets drunk and throws up everywhere ! .. so yea =/ what should i do? should i stick with him.. i mean i like him but my friends hate him =/ PLEASE HELP

You can still be friends with him... you can help him with his drinking problem as well, and support him when he gets help...

Or you can see less of him. Put more limits...and keep an eye on him if he really does want a piece of your ass and whenever you are alone with him WHILE he is drunk.

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ok my boyfriend is physco..he knocks on my window in the middle of the night and said he loves me and he thinks we're ready for the next step which is sex..but i dont wanna do that..i cant say kno cuz he said he'll kill himself if i dont do it with him.HELP

He is just saying things so that he'd get you to have sex with him. Don't give in... not to anything. Tell him your not ready, and if he really loved you, he WOULD wait and respect you. If he doesn't, break up with him, no matter what he says like "Oh, but I'll kill myself." Also, tell someone about this who you really trust, and an adult as well.

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I am 14/f and my cousin who is 12/f will not leave me alone...i see her everyday and she calls me like 5 seconds after i see her on my cell phone and she wont shut up...she wont leave me alone on the internet and she keeps talking to me and my friends....it bugs the hell out of me.... and she copies everything i do and everything i wear....when i told her that she has to let me have some space she started crying and told her mom that i told her i hated her...which i never said. Her mom came over and told me that i had to be nice to her because she had no friends. What should i do to keep her from annoying me with out making her cry and making me look like a bad person?

Just tell her that you are busy... if she doesn't leave you alone, then the next time you tell her, do it in front of a lot of people, like your friends, so that your are not as easily accused of hating her and have witnesses. Or just hang out with her and try to find friends that she can hang out with.

You could always stop talking to her less and less, but she could catch on.

I'm sorry if none of those helped, but she won't be like that her whole life.

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This chick I met this weekend was making the move. I knew what she wanted. Her boyfriends in Iraq, serving our country. Shes a senior, i am a sophmore. You are the brainy one... what do i do?

Not go for it. She can find someone else and you won't be a part of the trouble.

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I want to get a pet SOOOO bad but i cant convince my parents ive done the research i have all the money i have threee of the best dogs to choose from but they still wont let me

Show them you are responsible by taking care of a friend's pets for a week. Maybe they just don't want a dog running around the house.

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Whats Emo music? What does the e.m.o stand for?

Emo for emotion. Usually because those songs or more deep than others.

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I just started chours this year in school. My friends have told me that my music teacher will make you sing in front of the WHOLE class to see if you can be a soloist. I like to sing but I don't know if I have a good voice! I don't want to be humiliated in front of everyone! What should I do?

I heard that you cover up your ear or fold it while you sing, you can hear yourself. You can also try singing on the computer's recorder. Other than that, I think she wants to see if you get stage fright or not.

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Omfg I was just outside, and its raining really hard. I was just sitting out in the rain. Is there somthing wrong with that?????? Please tell me if there is a problem with liking rain..bcuz when somone saw me they fucking went crazyyyy. They were yelling get the fuck inside, and acting like i was going to kill myself!!!!!! I am sooo mad!! It was my fucking brother too. TEll Me the truth. IS it wrong to like the rain and go outside when its raining??? I mean this is the first time iv done it but everyone in my family acts like its sooo damn horrible!! plz help. They make mee feel so fucking stupid. like im crazy or somthing for doing that. My bro thoguth i was trying to get struck by lightning!!! AHHHHH is wut i did sooo wrong????

I LOVE the rain. No, there is no problem.

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do girls care or think its gross or w/e if a guy mastrobates?

I don't mind, just don't do it infront of me.

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How can you tell if a girl is pretty?

Depends on the persons taste. I find my cousins boyfriends a little cute when she finds the "hott".

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