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Alot of People think i can be mean at times, which yes, i can. But I only speak the truth. I do not sugarcoat anything so I hope you do not take it personally. If you ask a stupid question, I'm going to give you a stupid answer. You can rate me 1's all your heart desires, but I don't care. Sometimes people need to hear the truth, instead of just, "Oh yeah..everything will be OK."
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Okay I asked a question like two days ago about how to get some one make a move. The advice I recived was that I had to make the first move. So I've been thinking about this and how can I do this without looking like an idoit? And is it even okay for girls to make the first move? Do guys perfer when they do it? eh I'm hopless. (link)
Actually you're kind of young. I think it is unacceptable for people on here giving you advice about how to make out when you're 13. If you feel so comfortably about making out, then you should know how to amke the first move. If you don't know how to, then maybe you're not ready to make out...?


Wow, this might take a lot of typing.
Ok, so there's this guy I like, I'll say his name is Joe. Well Joe is like the greatest guy ever, except he doesn't exactly live in my town. He lives in a whole different state. I understand that you all will say I'm too young to know what love is, but yes we do say we love eachother, however we're not going out. Now, there's a guy here who likes me and I like him a little bit, and he keeps asking me out. I just don't know what to say to him because I don't want Joe to get mad. But no matter what I do, one of them is going to get mad at me. I don't know who to pick...or how to even get out of this situation without hurting anyone. I like Joe a lot more, but it's just so inconvenient that he lives so far away. And the other guy told me not to worry about it, but I know he doesn't really mean it. So, my question is...what do I say to them? (link)
That depends what kind of a person you are. if you think relationships are about making out and yadda yadda yadda then go out with this other guy who lives near you. But if you are more interested in emotional strong relationships, then stay with "Joe".


me and my friend want to paitn our nails but we need like cute websites with designes we can put on our nails that are like easy for us to do (like homemade not stickers or for acrilic air brush) just things we can easily do like polka dots or w.e we need websites please help i rate high (link)
http://myscene.everythinggirl.com/games/dazzlingnails/nails.aspx


hey everyone! im going to a Battle of the Bands tomorrow night and im kinda scared. i love rock but im afraid people are going to think im a "poser" because im preppy. you know those little scenesters. and idk if i should wear a Fender shirt because i dont want to get any weird looks...any suggestions? =] thanks! (link)
Maybe you should stop being preppy. If you go to that concert, you could just be saying "I'm a liar who's pretending to fit in." And is the battle of the bands emo music? (Since you said "scenesters")

:)



Essentially, I desire to felicitate you in the delivery of your atrocious perspective. I wish to further congratulate you in the mockery that is your cerebrum.
I also find it uproarious in the demeanor you denoted the accurate spelling of a dryer, yet you were eluded as to the equitable manner in which to spell “offense” (which for your information is not “offese”.)
In addition, there is this miniscule aspect of the English language called "Grammar". I advise you to enlighten yourself with it.
Nevertheless, my question is:
How can the authorities allow a moronic halfwit, such as yourself, to squander so much oxygen? (link)
i like potatoes.


i was wondering if you could tell me at what age you had sex. not a lecture to wait or what can happen,, just what age you had it. thanks. (link)
You guys are all fucked up if you've done it earlier than like 17. Have you no dignity? I'm saving ymself until i find a guy WORTH doing it with. Wow, you all are disgusting whores.


does anyone wanna list names they like?? it could be almost anything but no metal stuff. i'm not really into that. basically anything else is fine.

thanks!! (link)
Yeah, i like heavy metal. Got a problem?


I have been going out with a guy i've liked forever as of yesterday. He is already saying I love you and I said it back. Are we both just saying it or what? (link)
Uhh lets think about that, you said it, he said it. Yep, you are saying it to each other.


Okay so I was on the phone with my best friend right cause she wanted me to go over. Well my mom said no because I got off the computer at 10:00 last nigth even though she asked me to get off at 9:30! Well i really got off at ten but she said i didn't get off til' midnight! Its was a school night and she lied when I was on the phone! HELP! WHat should I say to her!

♥Staci♥ (link)
Okay like just like tell her and be honest and say you're sorry and that you like didnt actually do it and tell her to like trust you, because she should like trust you. Okay! Hope I helped!

xoxoxoxox jennifer


OK well im a 13/f and when I was little and still now if like i do somthing "bad"..or i get my dad mad...he'll like hit me...and like i dont know if thats really considered abuse..well see this all came up because my friend jessica was tellin us how she stayed out late and her dad got really mad and she called her mom and was like i think dads gunna hit me cuz hes really mad but if he lays a hand on me ill call the cops...so that just got me thinkin to myself...is what my dad does considered abuse or just a way of him "punishing" me. And he doesnt just like "spank" me he usually uses a hard stick and hits me a few times and ive gotten a couple of bruises
plz answer
thanks (link)
YES! That is abuse, I would think you would know that. It's not okay and you need to tell someone. Counslers at school may be able to help. So TELL SOMEONE, dont let it get worse.


alright on friday i'm going to my boyfriend's house with my best friend and her boyfriend .. his parents i think are gonna be home but i don't think we're gonna be by them or whatever but i guess my boyfriend wants to make-out with me and i wanna make-out with him too its just that .. i've never made-out before and neither has he lol .. so umm can you give me some tips on how to ? i don't really know if we are going to at his house .. but if we do .. i kinda wanna be prepared so-to-speak .. and my best friend and her boyfriend have never made-out either and i think if me and my boyfriend do her and he will too .. so we need some "tips" or whatever lol .. please no smartass answers .. thanks! =) (link)
You can't tell someone how to make out. it just happens like that. You kiss and you hold each other and you can use your tongue if you want. Just whatever you're in the mood for.

Are you like 12? (No offese just wonderin)


i need a list of a LOT of rock bands. dont ask why.
over 5-6 is a five. rock bands, but not gay bands like simple plan and good charolette. (link)
Hey, first of all I wanted to say that you rock for knowing that Good Charlotte and Simple Plan are NOT rock.

~Nirvana
~Metallica
~AC/DC
~Led Zeppelin
~Lynard Skynard
~Rage Against the Machine
~Iron maiden
~Jimi hendrix (well hes not really a band.)
~The Ramones
~The Rolling Stones
~Red Hot Chili peppers
~Morrisey
~The Smiths
~Jefferson Airplane
~Janes Addiction
~Anthrax



How old are you? what give you the right to call someone who is trying instead of just getting from the system an idiot. (link)
And what right do you have asking me my age? I'm sorry, but I did not understand the second part of your question as it was not correctly worded. I have no idea what you mean.



I have applied for at least 50 jobs, I have got refused or no response at all. I need advice, what am i doing wrong? (link)
You're being a complete idiot who is probably old enough to live on their own, so they really shouldn't be asking people on advicenators for advice. Why don't you ask one of your friends who does have a job? Or read a magazine? Or search the internet?

Duh.


how do you make out (link)
You guys are stupid. And to the person asking this question, what are you, like 11? If you're thinking about making out with someone and you don't even know what it is, then you probably shouldn't be making out with anyone. Jeeeezzz...Go ask your friend or something.


im 14/f - 5.5 - 115 - i think im totally fat! i cant help it.. and the problem is .. is my hips!! and that leads to my theighs!! omg i hate them soo muchh!! my hips stick out soo muchh! and my friends are all flat on the side! and i think my theighs are huge! but they arent that big.. but the thing is .. is when i wear jeans my hips stick out alot!! and it looks like my legs/theighs are huge! and i hate it alot. i wear a size 16 in abercrombie & fitch .. and a 1 or 2 in other stores.. and i think im soo fat!! can someone please help mee!! i give 5's !! =]
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You're not fat, and in case you haven't noticed, abercrombie makes clothes for poles. Really, noone is THAT skinny to wear the small sizes of abercrombie, unless their anorexic. Abercrombie must be the worst clothing store ever because they're clothes are too small and if you don't fit in the smallest sizes, its almost like they're saying you're fat. So stop wearing stupid abercrombie. Thats my opinion.


How Are You Sure A Guy Likes You?



i rate high! (link)
you ask him, smarty pants!


Okay, there is this one guy at school... We have gone out... once. I REALLY REALLY liked him but i dumped him because he thought i was prude, (which im not) and because soembody else asked me out.. that i also really liked. So i still liked him even after of a painful break up 3 months later. We still talk, everyday. My heart starts beating faster whenever i am near him, my palms get sweaty... and i kNOW he likes me too.. i've heard he said he never has a chance with me... but he does! its just... i know if i go out with him my best friend will totally ditch me.. everybody will think im a loser but i like him SO much! I just dont know what to do... i lovem y best friend, but also this guy. I like my reputation and i dont want it ruined, but i want to be more then friends...
PLEASER HELP ME! i willr ate everybody who gives me advice VerY VeRy GoOD! Ps. i am not a shallow person!!! I came here to get good advice so if you dont have it, dont give it! lol! okay (link)
YOU LOVE HiM?!!!!! LIKE OMG!!


i know this is a stupid queston but,what would happen if someone put someone else in the dryier and turned it on. i'll rate a five nomatter what. (link)
Wow. You must be really bored. So, captain obvious, I think the person would break the dryer, or first off, they wouldn't be able to even fit in it. Have fun with that kiddie!

P.S It's spelled D-r-y-e-r!


what are some sites i can download music to Windows Media Player. please dont say cdzinc.com because i cant get that site to work. (link)
Buy them from itunes. The other things are probably illegal.




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