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Q: After i Eat, or sometimes before i eat or even if im not doing anything at all just laying down, it feels like i need to puke. I never do but i just get this nauseous feeling like i need to. It's been happening for the last month and half almost 2 months.

One of my friends suggested i could be pregnant.. but i really don't think so.. i had my last period(1 week late, but i still had it lol)

so does anyone know what could be wrong?

just because you had your period doesnt exactly mean that you not pregnant, theres something called spotting. it could also be that you just maturing and getting closer to your next period sometimes that could happen, your body is just either maturing or getting ready for the next period. if your really worried about being preganant and your having unprotected sex then get a preganancy test. either ways get a test, just to be safe, but i doubt you are. good luck.

if you have any more questions about anything, dont be afraid to ask. :)

Q: I've been trying to masturbate lately, but not having much success. I was given some good advice to look up techniques online, which I would like to do. However I'm afraid that my parents will look at my internet history and be angry. I've heard had an encounter with them looking at my history before, but something makes me nervous about it. Is it wrong to be researching for that sort of thing? My parents aren't overly religious or extremely strict. But I do know they both expect me to wait to have sex until marriage, but I don't think that ties into masturbating because its not "giving myself" away too soon, or putting me at risk of STDs and pregnancy.

Also, I was wondering if anyone had some website suggestions for this sort of thing?

Thanks in advance!

i believe that masturbation is a great way to please yourself expecially since your waiting to have sex. its not actual sex its just a way to help you keep your abstinence. it it not putting you at risk of std's but make sure your the only one doing that to yourself. if you have any kind of sex like anal, oral, etc. that can give you std's so be careful. i dont have exact websites but on google just look up anything any wording something would come up.

Q: This is not a physical sex questions, it's more of a request of an explanation. You'll understand after reading the question.

I had sex for the first time a couple weeks ago. Since then I've been having a lot of se dreams, and by sex dreams. I've been having dreams of me having sex with like every guy I know, and it's kind of weird. Like I even imagined myself with my best friend's boyfriend, and I don't even like him at all, and he's not that good looking either. I've recently gotten over a "boy issue" and I know that's cause me to have weird reactions to some things, but sex dreams? I've never really been interested in sex before, I found it kind of revolting. The sex a few weeks ago, just sorta happened, I was drunk at a friend's party and well, me and a guy were talking and then one thing led to another. So basicaly I'm curious as to why I'm all of a sudden horny all the time and dreaming of having sex with lots of guys. It's getting out of hand.

Thanks in advance.

well. it could just be that you liked it alot. since your horny all the time that just means you want more so if you dont have anyone special in your life you should wait until you do, if you dont you could get taken advatage of and your future could get ruined. if your not happy about losing your virginity then forget about it regain your virginity dont do it again until your ready. get yourself busy so that you have other things on you mind and if you still have dreams just fight it, listen to yourself if anybody comes around that makes you horny.

Q: I met this man on a dating website and we had talked for several weeks before we decided to meet in person. He is twently seven and I (being female) am only 20. He told me age doesn't matter to him and that he really likes me for me. We hung out for a month or so and had a great time with each other.The problem was that I lived two hours away and he wanted something more tangible and closer to home.At this time I realized that I fell extremely hard for him. We had talked about it and he said the same thing that he fell hard for me but had to put it out of his mind since I would be long distance and he had a bad experience with that.
He bought be a 70 dollar birthday gift and said he only did it because he thought I would like it.It has been four months since we have seen each other and I think about him all the time. I have actually fallen in love with this man and I am unable to move on. I have gone out on other dates but nothing has happened because I know in my heart of hearts he is my soulmate but he just doesn't know it yet. I called him and told him that I was in love with him because that is what my best friend said I should do.
All I want to do is to show him that I really care about him and want him in my life and that long distance would work out between us, he just has to trust me in which he says he does.I know he has feelings for me - he said so but had to push them out of his mind because of the distance thing and now that he has a new girlfriend.
How do I get him back into my life and show him that we would be great together and that distance doesn't matter? I am going insane trying to figure this out, and I am going insane trying to move on with someone else when all I can think about is him. I lose sleep over him and I think about him twenty four seven and he is the last thing I think about when I go to bed and the first thing I think about when I wake up. That is how I know I am in love with him - I just need to know how I can show him what he means to me and how 'us' would work?

if you really want to do something about it. have you thought about moving in with him. tell him you really love him and you cant stand being apart from him and that you'll do whatever it takes to get him back. ask about moving in, if not moving closer just for him after he breaks up with his girlfriend.

Q: ok so I really really like one of my good friends. Im pretty sure that she likes me back, but the thing is is that I have no idea what to say to her when I tell her because I choke up everytime i try to say somethign to a girl that involves me liking them. Do you think it would be alright if I texted her or is that out of the question? I want to do something really nice but not embarrassing like flowers or anything and also Im going to my Junior prom with her. She is 19 and IM not sureif the two age year difference would be too much for her please I need you advice!

i think the flowers would be really cute but is that what she wants. since your her friend you should know what she likes, think about what kind of things she likes to do and turn it into something cute like flowers, if she likes flowers attatch a note to it, or not your decision. dont text her. dont be embarassed, if your worried about that think it over a little more until your ready. the best thing to do is to talk to her but you loose your words so try saying what you can it doesnt have to be perfect as long as she knows what your talking about, sometimes choking up is cute, even mumbling just try if you cant you'll think of something else

Q: can a girl get pregnant if a guy cums in her anal?

no, but you can get std's, sti's.

Q: let's start off with im 16, he's 17 (both juniors) and we live 20-25 mins away from each other so we only see each other on weekends. we've been dating for 9 months.

the first 6 months were amazing, he was the best boyfriend and always used to text me to see how i was doing and used to wake me up with those cute "good morning beautiful" texts and all that cute stuff to show that he cares and was thinking about me.

these past few months he never texts me anymore and i talked to him about it and asked him what was up and he said he's just been busy with school work since his grades were bad. but is it THAT hard to send a simple text at any point of time in the day? and when i text him he usually doesn't even answer. so yeah we pretty much don't even talk during the week and i don't feel like i can go on like this having this gut feeling that im with someone who doesn't even care. i've talked to him about it but it just seems to go in one ear and out the other...when we're together he's so nice but i just don't know what to do..i love him with all my heart and he's my first love and i'd be absolutely lost without him, but i don't want to do this to myself...what should i do? =[

well girls and boys are very different expecially when your in a relationship with someone very different from you. the thing is that he could be growing off you, he could be cheating but dont think that dont worry about it that much. he could be busy too but that is no excuse to not even send a small text saying "hey im busy, call you later, love you bye." in his mind it could just be doing what he thinks you want. so what you should do is when the next time you hand out with him sit him down and get him worried by hesistating to talk when you do talk make sure he's listening tell him that you are very interested in this realationship and you want whats best for each of you, sometimes men need some time to them selves thats why you need to let them know that if he wants to be alone you'll let him sometimes, as long as he lets you know what hes doing and if hes gonna call/text you, and that he loves you. when two people love eachother they have to make sacrifices and that might sometimes get unfair so you have to balance it tell him you'll leave him alone if he calls/texts you atleast a little. if your not willing to make sacrifices of hes not willing them you/he is not ready for a steady realionship. talk to him about everything, you shouldnt be afraid to talk to him about what your feeling because if you plan on being with him a long time you cant keep what your feeling inside or when you finally let it out it will hurt him more than it would if you told him the first time.

Q: okay well to make this short i want to break up with my boyfriend of 9 months because he ignores my texts and doesn't seem to care, like i'm doing all of the planning for us to hang out and he's not contributing to it and its making me upset..i'm just tired of doing this to myself...

anyways, i want to break up with him as soon as possible but i don't know what to say and his birthday is in like 2 days so i feel bad =[ but i don't wanna keep waiting .. any advice?

oh and im also hesitant about breaking up with him because i really do love him more than anything and he's my first love and i feel like i might want to go back to him and i dont wanna put myself in that situation...=/

if you really love him then you should talk to him tell him what your feeling and if he feels the same way you feel about then he'll respond and say what you want to hear. is he doesnt care then you should break up with him depending on how he responds. you guys have been together for 9 months for alot of people thats alot bu6t if you really love him you should be thinking about forever and 9 months is nothing. if you really want to and need to break up with him to save yourself you should put him down softly but if he doesnt care for you you just show him what hes done to you by explaining and he might have feelings for you and realize he would lose alot if he doesnt just tell him you cant keep up the relationship if he doesnt meet up to your needs. if you guys do stay together tell him that if he really loves you he will make sacrifices for you and do what you want every once in a while you want him to call you tell him and make sure he hears do your best so he does, and the same for texting you. if you want to break up with him do it before his birthday or after it doesnt matter just not on his birthday only if he hurts you really bad and you really hate him them you can ruin his birthday.

if you have a hard time to tell him you should maybe tell him in a different way. theres many ways.... a poem, a letter, maybe get mediated it might be easier because other people will talk for you you'll still be nervous but your not talking and there wont be turning back.

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I am 18. I like giving advice about love, I feel as though i have a clear idea of love in some ways, at the same time as i feel love is not explainable i can explain it, but in weird ways. I also like to give advice about sex questions, although i'm a big hypocrite when it comes to this topic, I always say the right things although i do the wrong ones. there are a few topics that i answer that aren't in my favorite categories but if the question interests me then i answer it. I hope you can trust me and i hope you can appreciate what i can try to do to help you.
- LiseJose