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when i was younger, i cant remember exactly how old but i think about 7 when it started, i had sex with my second cousin. We did it on a few occasions and i'm scared of people finding out. we stopped when we were about 9 i think and haven't spoke about it since, when we talk we just act like it never happened. i've never been alone with her since so don't know whether she would bring it up or not. has anyone ever been in a similar situation ? any advice? thanks. (link)
You were 7 when you had sex? Are you sure? I don't know many 7 year olds that even think about sex or know exactly what it is at such a young age. Anyways, I'm not sure what your question is, if any. Or if you want advice from people that have experienced this? I've not been in this situation so I can't really help you. I don't know how old you are now, but chances are this happened 10 years ago or more. Maybe she's forgotten about it? Sorry I can't be of more help.


why do my feet tingle (link)
Maybe they are asleep?! Other than that.. I have no clue!


I'm 15. And have had my period for 3 years. I do have a boyfriend. we plan on having sex eventually. How do I ask my parents without them freaking out? (Please no lectures on why I shouldnt be having sec. Your not my parents) (link)
I think it shows a lot of maturity and responsibility that you want to discuss birth control with your parents. First, be honest with them. If you're sexually active, tell them. If you aren't, tell them too. You say you plan on having sex "eventually". Let your parents know that you want to be prepared for when you do become sexually active. Maybe you could bring your Mom or another trusted adult to the doctor with you and get information about your options together. The more they know, they'll be more apt to let you get birth control. Also, listen to whatever it is they have to say. Don't "argue" why you want to get birth control; talk to them, have a normal conversation. Good luck! :)


I am in a fifth grade class and we have to make up a talent with our friends. But we have no ideas! We really need some ideas.

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What are you guys good at? Or interested in? Start there. Here are a few ideas; gymnastics, jokes, piano playing, guitar, singing, dancing, skit. Hope this helps! Good luck at the talent show!


Hello,my mom will not let me have a dog,and I have been praying for one forever!I really want a Golden Retriever puppy,but my mom is very hard to convince.I have already researched the breed,and I know exactly how to raise them.If you have any suggestions for me please email me at lane1999@rocketmail.com
Thanks! (link)
I don't know how old you are or anything. However, I would do things to show her that you are in fact responsible. A dog or any pet for that matter is expensive and hard work. She may not want you to have a dog for the simple fact that once you stop taking care of it, she'll have to step up. She might not want that responsibility either. Since it will be your dog, you are the one that has to feed, walk and play with it. Also, who will pay for it's veterinary bills? If you're not working or too young to work then she'll have to pick that up too. You need to show her that you know more than just how to raise them. I also wouldn't nag her about it, she'll be more apt to say no if you bug her about it. Good luck!


on the new facebook how do you move pics to a different album? (link)
1. Go to your profile.
2. Click "Photos".
3. Click on the album that your photo is in that you want to move.
4. At the top you should see "Edit Album", click that.

At this point the album will load and you should see all your images.

Hover over the image you want to move and you should see a "v". Click that and you'll have the option to "move to other album".

Definitely a lot more tedious from the previous version of Facebook. Hope this helps! :)



When having anal sex can a girl cum thru her anus (link)
No. Although, the anus does produce a mucus which may be mistaken for semen.


I'm a rather shy girl when it comes to stating how I feel or what I want. For a while now, I have been interested in bondage... Checking hentai sites and the like about it. There have been several occasions that I have attempted to tell my boyfriend that I would like to try it, as I have never before. I would very much like to, it's just, any time I try to bring it up to him, I get horribly shy or embarrassed and cannot bring it up.What should I do to either get over it, or are there ways of hinting to him that would be very clear that I'd like to try this? (link)
Maybe you should both sit down and you can show him what you've been looking at. Tell him you're interesting in trying it together and go from there. Either he'll be totally turned off at the whole idea, or he might like to try it out too! Good luck! :)


Ok so I have a boyfriend but I still hqng out with my baby daddy I wanted ryan (baby daddy) until he started fighting with me like physically fighting I still love him but I don't know if its health and I have michael (boyfriend) who really loves me and I have very strong feeling for him what should I do? (link)
Physical violence in a relationship is NOT healthy. Not only is it not healthy for you, but it isn't healthy for your baby. Now, you have a boyfriend who you say "loves" you. What makes you think that?! I don't know how old you are but I wouldn't be in a relationship right now. Neither of them sound healthy. Good luck with whatever you choose! :)


Pregnancy tips (link)
I don't understand your question. Are you asking for tips on ways to get pregnant? Well, first you need to know when you're ovulating. Once you know that, then you should have intercourse within 24 hours. You can also start taking your temperature and charting it. That will give you an idea of when you're ovulating. A few other things to try is to start taking prenatal vitamins, don't drink alcohol or take drugs. If you've been trying to conceive for over a year with no luck, I would contact your doctor. Your next step might be fertility treatments. Good luck! :)




I went to tools & "remember passwords" was unchecked.
I use windows vista (link)
Internet Explorer:
1. Click "Tools"
2. Click on the "Content" tab
3. Go down to "AutoComplete"
4. Click "Settings"
5. Make sure the boxes that say "User names and passwords on forms" and "Prompt me to save passwords" are unchecked. Click "Ok".

Mozilla Firefox:
1. Click "Tools"
2. Click "Options"
3. Click "Security" and make sure under "Passwords" the box that says "Remember passwords for sites" is unchecked.
If you want to take it a step further, click the box that says "Saved Passwords" and clear all that you may have saved.

That should help! :)


I have beeen on a birth control implant for almost 8 months and havent had a period. It just started like a week in a half ago is that normal? and will it last longer? (link)
With birth control implants one of the serious side effects is no period after having regular periods. Also, after using a BC implant after 6 months to 1 year, you can expect your period to stop completely. Also with implants, its common for your period to last longer. If you're still worried or have questions, give your doctor a call. They'd be the best person to help! :)


I went to vist my boyfriend February 20. I had sex with him. Two weeks after I had my peroid. I have nit had my period in March what could be the reason. can i be prgnent
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The only way you could be pregnant is if you had unprotected sex after your period in February. If you had your period two weeks after the 20th, that would mean you had your period on or around March 5th. I would say if you don't have your period around April 10th or so, I would call your doctor. Unless you always have late periods. It's not unusual to skip a month. You could always go get yourself tested for peace of mind! :)


what are some other names for pediatrician? (link)
I don't think there are any other names for a Pediatrician.


normally girls miss there period when their pregnate... but the thing is i only get my period every 3 months.. so is there any other signs i can look for?
and is it possible for me to get pregnate with that sort of period cycle?

i cant go to the doctors because i live way to far out of town and i dont have to money to buy a pregnacy test (link)
A few things that come to mind are of course a missed period, spotting, cramping, fatigue or tiredness. You may experience nausea or morning sickness. The only foolproof way to tell if you're pregnant is to take a pregnancy test. I know you said you can't make it to the doctor, but if you were pregnant you would absolutely need to be seen by a doctor. I would try getting to a Planned Parenthood. They can help you! Good luck!


i would like to know what is the most appropriate time for a girl to have sex so that she dont get pregnant? (link)
There is no perfect or appropriate time to have sex without the chance of getting pregnant. Really, the logical answer is to not have sex in the first place.

Of course, you can use condoms and birth control but even those are not 100% effective.


I don't have a job, so I can't really save up money to buy one myself lol. I don't get an allowance either. I know my dad isn't the type that would make me work for something. Does anyone know any ways that I can convince my dad to buy me an iPod Touch? If anyone can tell me the pros and cons of the iPod Touch, that would help a lot too. I just don't feel like asking, cause I already feel like he's going to say no. The only thing that could help me, is that I've had 2 iPods so far in my lifetime. I believe they were both $200 each. I want the iPod Touch 8GB... that's only like $230 right? About $30 more isn't so bad. He's also bought me and my sister a $300 camera. (I think it was that much)... So why wouldn't I be able to buy an iPod Touch? I mean, my dad has bought things in equal value to the iPod Touch or greater. Maybe I could sell my current iPod 3rd generation to save some money. but I wouldn't know how to convince my dad to let me sell it, and where. o.o I don't know where my dad stands in his bills right now, I don't want him to need loans. xD So what do you guys think? Thanks in advance :) (link)
Not that this helps at all (because I'm horrible at convincing my parents to buy me stuff) but if I knew you or anything I would totally just give mine iPod Touch to you. I paid a lot of money for it, and I think I've used it twice. :/


I have just installed my Magic Jack, and this was on the registration screen:

"I elect to accept free outgoing service (recommended)"

Can someone tell me what that means? I can NOT find anything about it on the whole internet!

Thanks! (link)
"If you register for magicJack outgoing service ('magicOut"), the magicJack™ device allows you to make free outgoing calls to other magicJack™ device users located anywhere in the world, and the subscribers on traditional telephone networks or cellular networks in the United States."

According to the TOS for the magicJack.


sorry didn't know what catagory to put this under but ..

if the police ask for my statement about something that happened, it has nothing to do with me and i was not there. do i have to give it to them?
they just want to know what i know about the situation but i do not want to give them a statement. help please? thanks. :) (link)
It only makes sense to answer this question with a "no". You do have the right to remain silent. You don't have to tell the police anything but your name. Anything you might say could be used as evidence against you. You also have the right to speak to a lawyer.


I got these smirinoff ice bottle caps and they say a winner every 60 sec go to wwww.smirinoffice.com I went and I can't seem to figure out where to check the caps. Does anyone know how it works? (link)
As far as I know, it was a contest where over 400,000 prizes could be won. The contest actually ended on 12/31/07. So I would assume that is why you can't find any information. :)




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