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okay i was looking under columists and yours was the first on there so i have a question for you... okay i really like this boy and i wanna ask him out but im afraid he'll say no...He used too like me and them i started liking him and a week later he stopped liking me after he found out i liked him!! he RLY flirts with me A LOT and no one else...i was thinking about asking his best friend which is my cousin if he thinks that this boy will say yes and if he says he'll say yes then what would i say to this boy? i really need help here

You know to be honest, just being upfront about asking him out would probably be best. Take a shot. If he says no, it's no biggie, you'll find someone who will be interested in you, eventually. Seriously, when I beat around the bush, and hinted it never helped, and usually people don't like that kind of thing, because then themselves they're not sure if you're into them or not.

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what if your boyfriend does not know your kissing his best friend and me and his friend act wierd around him

I've been on the receiving end of this.

It'll ruin his life.
Seriously, having the two closest people in his life turning their back on him?
Wow.

He'd probably be crushed.
Just knock it off, and not do it again.
Forget it ever happened.

If you can't, then tell him that you'd rather be mackin' on his friend, and let him hate the both of you.

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Brutus is the perfect example of Aristotle’s tragic hero. He holds high rank in society as Caesar’s best friend. Not only is he known for his social position, but also as the most honorable man in Rome. However, his honor also becomes his tragic flaw. It clouds his judgement and eventually leads to his downfall.

how can i close that intro or make it better?

I'd say you could make it better had you done Oedipus Rex.

Aristotle took Oedipus Rex, and made the foundation for all other tragic heros.

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where can I get cute myspace layouts?

Personally, I prefer createblog.com when I can't come up with anything.

It's awesome.
It has layouts for myspace, livejournal, xanga, and other blogging sites.

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sorry it's so long, and please look at this in an open-minded manner, and i'm not looking for answers that say you're waiting for marriage so i'm a slut. i'll rate high if you tried, and low if you're ignorant.

my ex-boyfriend broke up in august and aren't dating exclusively, but we still hook-up from time to time. hooking up meaning having sex. we had sex today, and then i went to the movies with one of my close guy friends. we went back to my guy friend's house and we had sex. i really want to forget it ever happened and not tell anybody, though. the guy promised he wouldn't tell, and i trust him. the thing is, if it gets out somehow, and my ex-boyfriend finds out, he'll hate me. should i tell him or just let it slide? by the way, i'm on birth control and i only have sex with a condom.

You know...strangely enough...this has happened to me. Seriously.

This girl, and I broke up, and after two months of semi dating me and this other guy, she had sex with him while she was on birth control, and he used a condom.

Well, that happened in July, I believe, and I didn't find out til last week. I guess she didn't tell me, because if she did, she figured I'd be done with her which is true...but now that I found out a few months later, I really don't care.

But honestly you should tell him, because people shouldn't lie about their sexually history. That's one of the things you shouldn't keep secret from your partner(s).

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Well I have a new boyfriend and my best friend is acting really weird like she’s saying that I am a leaving her for him but I m not!! What the hell is her problem? Why is she saying this I mean he’s a new boyfriend and its that honeymoon stage where your excited aand she doesn’t understand and I hate the way she’s acting like today in the library I she wanted me to go to her class for 10 min. and I was with my boyfriend and I said no because that’s stupid why would I go to her class when she’s acting like this? Im really getting annoyed with her. Please help!!

She's obviously jealous.
It appears to me you've been cutting out time with her for time with your boyfriend. That's really, really, a bad thing. I know things seem great with your boyfriend, but if you don't spend time here, and there with your friend she'll become disgruntled, and won't want to be your friend anymore.

My advice is to just see her when she'd like to occassionally. I'm not saying to give in every time. Just like those ten minutes you said though... Spend the ten minutes with her, and then go back to your boyfriend.

Look at it this way, let's imagine you don't have a boyfriend nor the experience of having, and then your good friend gets one, and chooses him over you every time... it's gonna hurt your feelings. It'll hurt everybody's feelings.

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you know the song gold digger by jamie fox and kanye west? well i know this sounds stupid, but what is a gold digger?

Well, it's not only for money.
Sometimes girls dig for free food from like a pizza boy.

Well, that was me.
I wanted to get with this girl, because she could get me free pizza. So that's just as bad.

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The group Nickelback just had a new album come out. One of the songs that was so flippin awsome is called Photograph. I love that song and the album just came out and umm I want to get it but the problemo is I DONT KNOW WHAT THE ALBUM IS CALLED! so yeah... Does aNYONE know??? i will rate you a 5 if give me the right answer!!!!
Luv ya advice columnist peepl!

Here's advice for the next time something like this happens.

Go to the store, and grab the albums, and look for the song on the track listing.

If that doesn't work go to a lyrics site, and it should be listed under the album as well.

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I was at temple (weird place ofr this) and this girl was like flirting with all the boys. Shes so outgoing and I cold see it in the boys eyes that they liked what she was doing. She would like go up to them and say "How many girls want you?" things like that. I would never act like that and I was wondering why guys ONLY like girls who play with them? I wish boys would just flirt with me, then I would feel confident flirting back. So, BOYS out there...do you only like flirtacious girls??

Pretty much. For me.
I don't wanna go up to a girl, and try and flirt with her, and realize she wants nothing to do with me.

I suppose it goes the same for you, huh?

It's just an endless cycle.

Maybe if you drop a few one liners here and there, and show some interest to boys they'll come and flirt with you. Trust me.

Even the most hideous boys and girls get someone.

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what are some lyrics that are like taking back sunday? like give me some bands that have lyrics like taking back sunday ..thanks!

The Used.
Thursday.
Underoath's They're only chasing safety.
Gatsby's American Dream.

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what does it mean " boys like you are a dime a dozen" and yes i know its from a song

It means you can buy 12 boys for ten cents.
Which means the boy is easily replaceable.

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I'm going to a birthday party tommorrow and it's fancy dress. Everyone has to come as something beginning with the letter "B".

I am completely broke as I am a student living on £30 a week. Normally I wouldn't have a problem with fancy dress because I can sew and I've brought my sewing machine with me but I can't afford the material.

I was thinking of going as a bumblebee. I'd make yellow stripes on some black clothes using coloured tape and manufacture wings somehow.
Unfortunately, I've only been living in Bradford for about 3 weeks so I don't know where sells coloured gaffa or electrical tape.

Any ideas would be gratefully received, the more practical the better.

Thanks,
Girlwithamansname

Well, I can't help ya with your tape problem...

but I have a costume idea like everyone else...

How about "Bum"?

Homeless. Etc.

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ok the other day i was a t home (i live with my freind and her fiance temporarily) and we werw all at home when a friend of her fiance's came over. and later that night he tried to kiss me when we were alone (my freind had went upstairs to get soem cards and her fiance went to the bathroom) and he tried to kiss me. now mind you i have a boyfreind alreay, and what the guy did made me really uncomfortable. now mind you he didnt ACTUALLY kiss me, but he tried. i was able to "get away" if you will before he atually kissed me. but my question is, should i tell my boyfriend and if so how? i mean i know he is gonna wanna kill the guy for laying his hands on me, adn then he is gonna be upset b/c he wasnt there to protect me. how should i handle this i dont know what to do. i mean i dont want to tell him b/c i dont want to get him upset. and i dont want to not tell him, becuase omissions are betrayals. help me please!!!

You didn't betray your boyfriend in any matter.
You handled yourself very well, and personally, I wouldn't speak of it.

If you really feel the urge to tell him inform him of what you informed us.

State that you got away, and nothing happened. You won't be around him alone again.

Your boyfriend should understand. He should be proud that you can handle your own.

I mean, if he feels that he must protect you at all times he must have a problem with the validity of his manhood.

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My parents always used to fight well now its were, my dad sleeps on the couch, and my mom doesnt talk to my dad they ignore each other. my dad had a "family meeting" a few years ago and told us he was leaving . but then saw us crying he didnt go (is it wrong to wish he have left?) he starts this thing now that since my lil brother is in foot ball and is the only son living there i have to do everything, and he is ALWAYS yelling at me when my mom is sleeping or if my mom is at work. i couldnt take it any more last weekend i blew up i told him to back off and leave me l aone i called my mom and she said ignore him so thats what i been doing well now im supose to be grounded from the computer but i dont listen to him and plus he aint home. but now im grounded for ignoring him!! i dont know what to do any more. please help i wish hed leave . but its not working.

You know, in protest I'd act ungrounded, because your mother said to ignore him, and why would you be grounded for following your mother's orders?

It doesn't make sense.
Just treat him as if he has no power over you.

What's the worst that could happen?
Okay, you'd get hit, and it'd be legal if it were in your best interest, but I think that it really wouldn't be, because you'd be hit for following your mothers orders which then would become abuse.

I don't know if you get the logic in that.

All in all, just keep ignoring him like your mother said, and by that do what you would if your mother was around and you weren't grounded.

Some people really don't deserve to be parents, and if he's just sticking around, because he doesn't like to see you cry, then he's sticking around for the wrong reasons. He should be there to support you, care for you, and love you.

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Is it true if you ignore a guy, chances are he'll want you more?
It sounds strange, LOL.

Guys, they never seize amazing me.

I'm a guy, and if I were ignored, I'd quit.
My brother would quit. My best friend said he'd quit.

Guys are lazy.

I'm sure there are some exceptions to the rules, but I believe those are far and few between.

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is it the size of the ship?,
or the motion of the ocean?
and is 6.5 inches a good size?

You know I've had this conversation with girls many o' times, and I've heard it's neither. It's not the motion or the size, it's how many times you can make it rise.

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I disagree with your rating.
If you were talking about penises, I believe that my advice is about a penis. It's how many times you can make your penis rise.

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ok my brother keeps saying "lick em" that something in german but i'm not quite sure. Lick em is what it sounds like but i dunno what how to spell it in german please tell me wht he's saying will rate 5's!

You know I took German for quite sometime, and to be honest I have no idea what that's about...

Viel Glück in your quest for an answer.

Just say "Halz dein Maul"
It basically means shut up, in the rudest form.

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you know how people say big feet you know what they say about big feet? well yeah i dont know what it means

It supposedly relates to the size of the person's penis. The story goes for hands, ears, and noses, too.

But next time someone says that just say "Yeah, they wear big shoes."

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Does anyone know where i can find some really cute myspace layouts?

Createblog.com

Myspace.com/layouts

Just google, there are tons of pages.
I recommend createblog though.

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I don't mean to sound gross but I have a yellow sore in the back of my mouth were my tonsals used to be and it burns really bad. (sorry 4 the spelling) I have been brushing my teeth everyday and I have been using scope. So what could it be?!?!? I haven't got tonsals now so..... (no smarts please thanks!)

Well, I seriously have no idea, but depending on how long ago they were taken out it might just be your body healing.

If it doesn't go away or start to go away in the next couple weeks, as I'm sure everyone else would suggest I think you should see a doctor.

I hope it's nothing too serious. Take care.

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