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Age: 16
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HAHA nice answer to that cell question LOL (link)
All in a days work. 8-)


what is a dirty sanchez or something like that??
thanks in advance =) (link)
It's highly debated. :)

< a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dirty+sanchez">Dirty Sanchez


what are the pros and cons to the iphone and chocolate? similarities and differences?


thanks!=] (link)
You can talk to people on one, and the other you can eat.


Ok Im a 15 year old male. My sister and mom think Im gay. Imagine your own mother telling you that. I'm def not gay I know me better than everyone else. Even my best fruend austin which knows me the most even more than my family knows im straight, My sister says I think like austin, you guys are always together. However, arent best friends supposed to hang out. This is coming from my own mother, well atleas thats what my sister told me what do I say to them when they say that?????/ I know Im not gay? (link)
They're probably just kidding. And if they're serious then just let them think that. Then when you get a girlfriend, surprise the hell outa them.


ok, long story short
me and my mate had a little argument, and he said he's going to tell these 2 boys who i like, so the next day i asked the 2 boys wot he said to them and they said the first name of who i like, george, but theres 3 georges in my year. So i said which one nd they wouldnt tell me, so today i eventually got it out of them and it was the right george. and i was soooooo mad at my mate nd he was just dening (sp?) it. So now one of the boys who knows said i wont tell any1. but, as of the other boy...he keeps telling people, he even told this one guy, jack who i also like. but i said to jack OMG OMG!! WHAT DID HE SAY TO YOU nd he said he told mewho you fancy nd he was joking around ahhh dont worry i fancy him aswell nd smiling nd that, so i said promise you wont tell any1 nd he said no dont worry i wont tell any1.

but im just worried bcoz the guy who told jack might tell other people. oh, and the guy, george, knows i like him but jack dont.

i know there isn't really a question here but, wot can i do?!? bcoz ive allready tryed talking to him but he said yeh what ever

xxx (link)
You sound really young, like so young that guys don't even like girls yet, they still got cooties? If you actually like them then you want them to know. Just go with the flow, everyone gets embarrassed now and then, it'll pass.


My mom knows im obssesed with using my computer. I love it. I dont watch tv, I just go online and play pc games or chat with my friends. My mom says I spend to much time. I got my grades in they werent too good, but I passed? She yelled at me and called me a loser. My brother and sister kept telling me hahahaa kc ur getting ur internet taking away. What am i going to do without it? My brother and sister are like loners and have no friends im serious i never see them hanging around with ne one, r they jealous I have a life?> (link)
You should try reading. I love reading and most of my time on the internet is used for reading. Yes I read, and still manage to have a life, it won't magically turn you into a nerd or something. I'd say you brother and sister are just giving you a hard time because they're your brother and sister.


What color thong do you think is the hottest on girls?
Just wondering lol (link)
Depends on the type of girl. I'd say a really hot pink or black. I'm sure if you're wearing the thong the guy won't really care though. :-/


so yeah i really love this guy. and he used 2 go to ma school but now he's in high school (I'm in 8th grade)
so i dunno if he remembers me - i hope he does. sometimes we talked and stuff
and i wanna send him a valtentines day card. so now i'm asking. what should i write that will melt his heart? so yeah ...help?
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I gotta be honest, if you write something that shows that you really love him or something he'll probably get a little creeped out, espsically if you're worried if he'll even remember you. I'd go with something short and sweet. And in it propose a date or something, like "Hey, _____ I really like you and was wondering if you wanted to go _______." Feel free to change the words, but I'd say something like that.


ok,well im skinny everywhere BUT my belly,my belly is pretty big. (the lower part) im 13. and i want to know what exercises will tone my lower belly? but i dont want to loose fat anywhere else but my belly,if that possible? i dont want to loose it in my breasts or butt. and also,my brother said that if you eat cirtain foods/vitamins they go to different places.is that true? if so,what ones go to your breasts? i really appreciate the help & thanks so much! :] (link)
I'm sure you thinking your stomach is fat is just an exaggeration, and yeah I know a few exersices you could do. Crunchs, this one where you lay down, put your hands under you butt and lift your legs up and down slowly, or just hold them up for a set amount of time. And one where you lay on your stomach, but hold yourself up with your toes, and your forearms so you're laying parallel with the ground, just hold that for a while.


Okay, my boyfriend and I have been going out since October, and have spent the whole summer of 2006 with this little crush on each other thing. He's liked me for a whole year before that summer, too. Basically, after he asked me out we've spent so much time together. I can't imagine not being with him, and neither can my friends. Everyone expects us to be the couple that will never break up, high school sweethearts, etc.

Lately, though, I've been getting bored from being in a relationship so long. I've started noticing all the little things he does that bugs me, and it really irritates me how he gets upset when I hang out with or talk about another guy.

I don't know. I feel like I want to take a break or dump him or something but I don't know what to do or how to do it, and I'm afraid that in the end I'll regret everything.
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I wouldn't be mad about him not liking you talking to guys. I'm a guy and I hate it when my girlfriend talks to guys. :-/ It's just natural. But I would tell him how you feel and try to change things up, do something to spice up the relationship. And tell him what you don't like so he'll fix them, or if they're too small for that, then you really should just learn that he can't be perfect and you have to put up with it.


i want to lose some weight in my stomach area ; im not like fat or anything i just wanna get fit for the summer. -thanks :] (link)
Well if you're not fat then I wouldn't suggest losing weight around your stomach, guys don't like really skinny girls. I'd say just do some crunchs, a toned stomach is very hot.


one of my friends, sarah, used to be big into drugs and that, but when she met me, she stopped.she promised me that she wouldnt do drugs again, because she knows how against it i am, and because she didnt want to do them anymore. about six months later, she told me she had smoked a cigarette. i was really mad, but i was glad she told me. she once again promised me she was done with all that. about a month later, she told me she had smoked weed and smokes cigartees twice again. that time i didnt talk to her for like a day, then she, ONCE again, promised me she wouldnt. that was about a week ago, then yesterday, she told me she got "baked" over the weekend and smoked a bucn of cigarettes. she told me that she didnt want to do it again, ect., all the bullshit she told me before. i got reallyyyyyyyy mad at her, and told me not to talk to me until she gets help, comletely stops, and tells her mom about the weekend, because her mom doesnt know. is this being too hard on her? i hate the fact that she does this stuff, and she knows how against it i am, and she always says that she doesnt want to do it, that its an "accedent". i dont fully believe her on it all, but i just want her to stop. i know its not my responsibility to make her stop, but she wont do it on her own. so i just need some imput on if im being too hard on her or not.

thanks for reading my increadibly long question! (link)
You're not being hard on her. If she really values your friendship then she will realize that you are strongly against drugs and she will choose. But you should be too hard on her, this is probably a very hard thing for her, and it's hard to quit. Give her support but make sure she knows that you're against it and you won't tolerate it.


i like this kid on my bus, but i havent really talked to him very much. how can i get him to noitce me more and maybe approach me, rather than me having to approach him? he knows who i am, i just want him to notice a little more. so what are some tips? things i could do, ect. only things i could do on the bus though, because i dont have any classes with him and i rarely see him in school.

thanks! (link)
Sit next to him and be caught looking at him, I guess. Not really much you can do to get him to approach you. Pass a note or get one of your friends to tell him you like him would probably get his attention.


hey this is gross but im a female 14 and I have like this pimple/boil on my crotch near the vagina but I'm thinking it's a boil because it's not nard but I don't think it's pussy but i'm scared to pop it and I'm not sure of its something bad and I dont want a doctor to see it either. I've never nad any sexual things going on so..help! (link)
I'm a guy, but I've had stuff down there before, I just waited it out and it eventually went away. And I've popped a few pimples down there. :-/
Gross, but for me it wasn't anything big.


when giving a guy a hand job or head, how do you know when to stop? and please dont tell me if i dont know, then i shouldnt be doing it, because im not. im just curious. if your just going to say that, then dont even bother wasting your time, or mine for that matter.


thanks!=] (link)
The guys is supposed to tell you when he's about to finish. Then you know it's about time. Then when he finishes, don't immediately stop because to be built up so much, then climax and then immediately stop can actually be painful. So a little bit after he climaxes would be good.


so i wrote a story and i'm really interested to get some responses, if you don't like it don't try to be nice, just tell me.
It's supposed to be from the point of view of a seven year old girl, that's why it doesn't sound like the way you or i would think, i am just trying to get a child's point of view of a difficult situation.

also, please tell me if you understand the symbolism of the lion and the polar bear, if nobody understands it i will change it.
thanks! so muchhhh

http://storywrite.com/story/64143 (link)
I thought it was a great story, pretty darn sad. The only thing that got me is that the narrator sounds younger than seven, maybe five or fourish. But hey, that's just me. Great story though.


I am sooo confused right now....okay(im a 17 year old girl by the way)
I have been going out with my boyfriend for 2 years now and i thought i was in love with him until recently. He is a jerk to me and doesn't care how I feel about anything. He hurts my feelings and I dont know what to do.
Another part of this question(it goes along with that) is that i met this guy online about 2-3 years ago. WE have been great friends online and we are practically the same person. Welll, the other night(this was the first tiime weve ever said anything like this), (he lives in Alaska, me in ohio) okay, well, the other night, i asked him "If we lived near each other, do you think we would be more than freindS? " He told me"I definently think we talk and think exactly alike...we even finish each others sentences". HE told me that he would be moving out of Alaska soon because his friends arent really good kids(he wants to go out in the real world). He told me also that ohio was a choice in his list and me being here puts a plus on ohio. He really doesn't seeem like the stalker guy that you imagine everyone to be online. Hes actually really nice and hes never said anything sexual to me, which helps me realize that hes not a pervert. He is 19.(2 years older than me) and I just don't know if I should break up w/ my boyfriend because hes being a jerk and all he wants is sex, orshould i stay with him and possibly miss out on the chance of a lifetime to meet a guy who seems amazing. (he said hes going to be moving out w/in a year or so)....so please help me.. This is the most confusing situation I have ever been in.... (link)
I would say tell your boyfriend what you think. Honesty is key in a relationship. Tell him how you feel and why you feel that way. This will do one of two things, A: He will change and you will be back in a happy relationship with someone you have been with for two years, B: He will not change and now knows of your discomfort so now you'd be free to break up with him. As for the guy from Alaska...if he does actually move down make sure you meet him in a very public place first, while people know where you're at and what you're doing. Nobody ever meets an online predator and thinks, "Well he sounds like one, but oh well." Always be aware of the fact that he could be one. And even if the first meeting goes well, still be cautious because you really don't know how he is in person, make some more meetings and if all goes well, good luck. But I'd try to fix it with your boyfriend now.

Hope that helped.


Dont give me a link PLEASE DON'T!!.Why did germany declare war on russia on the 1st of Auguat 1914, can you tell me in way a stupid person would get it ha!We are doing a project! (link)
Because they were starting to build up their military and Germany didn't like that. They said stop in 12 hours or it's war. They didn't stop.


i called my aunt on new years day. she called back later on her patient's house phone and told me she'd call me later when her minutes were free. i saw time going so before i went to sleep i called her but her cell phone rang twice and the voicemail came on. i called back later in the night and this time it just rang until the voicemail came on. the next two days the same thing kept happening. it was strange to me that she wouldn't return none of my calls because that's not like her. after the third day i gave up. a few weeks later i answered my house phone and it was my aunt. i purposely kept quiet because i was waiting for her to mention me calling her but instead she said hi like normal then asked me what was wrong with my phone(i didn't have any minutes)then she said she'd call me later. that was the last time i talked to her and i've purposely put my cell to accept calls from certain people excluding her. i just thought if she wasn't ignoring me then she could have gave a little explanation for not paying me any mind and then call out of nowhere as if noting happened who thinks i should ignore her because that's what i'm going for (link)
Yeah I agree with the others, it was probably a misunderstanding, you shouldn't look too into it.


Last night was a school dance. I didn't have a date (not for lack of trying), so I went stag for the day-date with my friends and the dinner. After dinner, we had an hour until the dance was supposed to start, so we went to walmart, where another of my friends works. He couldn't go because he had to work, but it turned out he got off work at 9, so I talked him into coming tot he dance when he got off work to be my date. After he got to the dance we danced every song except one and we held hands when we were in line for pictures or waiting for the rest of our group. When we went for ice cream after he opened my doors and put his arm around me when we were walking. I had a good time, and he said he did too, but I was wondering if I should ask him to go out with me again, and if so, how soon? 16/f (link)
Just because you had a good time don't rush into anything. 16 is an age where guys will act very nice just to get some. He sounds nice, but find out his history first. DO NOT rush into anything. Hang out with him, ask him about himself and previous relationships. Anywho...good luck.




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