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Ok well i'm really happy at school (unless i get yelled at or a bad grade..well duh who doesnt?) anyways i'm really happy at school and on the buss cause my bus is soo much fun even when i come home untill bout 6 i start to feel sad my mom comes home and my brother goes to work and my dad's on a bussiness trip so it's usually just me and my mom. Also sometimes if it's just me and a friend and were watching t.v i feel really sad and wanna cry so usually i'm really happy from 6 am- 6 p.m then usually past then unless i'm with my whole family or friends i'm really sad and sorta start to cry. So is this normal whats wrong with me and i'm not pmsing either.

To be honest with you...no that isn't normal. That's just stupid.

What kinda wuss starts to cry past a certain time in the day? I'm not sure. Next tmie you start to cry, I recommend you do yourself a favor -- this will also help you stop crying, do it every day so you will stop crying faster -- whenever you start to cry, go to the nearest wall, back up a bit so you can get a running start, and head-butt the wall as hard as you can.

Trust me...all your problems will disappear in a black flash a crackle of your passed out body hitting the ground. When you wake up you'll feel some pain. If the same thing happens the next day...well..you know what to do.

Apply as necessary.

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YUP this is really random.... but what are those thingys called.... The ones that are like in conuntry western movies and their LIke BIG huge balls of dust and they usually are like rolling around in sand storms or wind.... I KNOW ITS random BUT I NEED TO KNOW! lol....

Down 'n round here they're called "Tumble Weeds"

They're also convieniently placed in the middle of a stand-off in the old western times to blow straight between the two opposing sides to tense up the situation.

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ok i forget some part of my homework like EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it sucks so much! how can i remember all of my homework? i get punished all the time for it and it sucks because i loose half credit like every day in some subjects but im such a good student. please help!

A good way to keep track of homework is to write it down if your planner. I'm sure you have one of those because the only reason you'd be visiting this site is desperation - judging by the way this was written - would be because your planner doesn't work for you either!

Oh...you dont have a planner?

Hmm..that must be your problem. Lack of organization.

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Ok yesterday at lunch he decided to come and bother me and my friends (with his 2 friends) and EVERYBODY was like can you leave bcuz they HATE him and SO they wouldnt.... SO we all moved to a diff. table so when i got home i was iming him asking him why he was so immature and shit and he was calling me a bitch and never to talk to him again and that hed die if i ever got a BF (loser)... SO he blocked me and today at lunch i walked by his table coming from the snackbar and he and those two friends screamed "slut" as i walked by and they were all laughing and shit... WHAT DO i do hes my frigin cousin and he totally embarassed me in front of this BOY I LIKE and everything...

Something is extremely funny about this question. Every time you say "so" it isn't just some normal, average, "so." It's one of those CAPS so's. What is your reason for doing this? All it does is point out all you say at the beginning of most your sentences is "SO"

You also CAPS WHAT DO which gave no purpose to your question. Oh, and BOY I LIKE served a little more purpose but.....

And then, we cant forget, the fact you never informed us at the beginning of this question what the heck you were talking about!

It's like you wrote half the question, deleted it, and put the last half of it.

I can't answer this question because I haven't been fully informed.

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I have a question. I have a TI-30X IIS calculator, and im wondering what kind of games i can put on it, and where from. please answer soon!
*soccer_crazii**
xoxoxxoxxoxoxoxo

Here is probably some of the best information you'll ever get...

Calculator games....they suck. Quit wasting your time and play a real video game.

There you go. That is most likely the best, most deserving of a 5 answer you'll ever get.

You have been well informed and been given good information. Just like your additional info requested.

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this is written like its for a guy but girls can answer if they switch it around

lets say you like this girl rite
but she doesnt like you
she found out you like her but she told you you guys should just b friends rite now because she doesnt rlly kno you that well
ypu said ok wutever but you were really thinking "oh my gosh, this sucks but now i have to think about how to get to kno her really well so shell like me"
so now in skewl the next day (after she found out you like her) its awkward
but the next day you flirt with her but she doesnt flirt with you
or talks to you or nething
then you find out she likes another guy
but yur still flirting nd shes not doing a thing
would you get over her or would u keep trying to get to kno em??

thanks mwa bye

This was poorly written. Re-write this for better answers.

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Hey well theres this boy Ryan, hes kind of popular and stuff and im not really popular but im friends with some of the people so im kidna of "cool" stupid but whatever.. so some of the popular jocks just are dicks and dont like me, im sure everyone knows what i mean. well Ryans in my spanish class so i left him a comment on his picture on myspace, and he IMed me on aim and said hey thanks for the comment and i said yup no problem. later on he IMed me and didnt say anything he just said I LOVE YOU and i was like who doesntt ( thinkin it was his assholefriend) and he was like yep haha and i was liek this isnt ryan! and he said yeah it is then put an away message on a couple minutes later. he smiled at me during class the next day and i talked to him online that night and we talked then he ahd to go and said bye see you tmra and then he sed "luv yah" so i was like what the hell?.. i talked to him today and i said maybe we can hangout sometime and he saidd


ryans sn: yeah sure i dont care
ryans sn: just calll me
ryans sn: *** *** **** ( his number)

and i said i dont wanna make you if you dont wanna ! and i gave him my number and he was like ok cool are you goin to the football game tomorrow?
then i had to go and i said byee ttyl and he said bye luv ya.. so what do u think? what should i do because i can be shy expecially when i might think they might be mean or a dick cuz theyre like popular.. if hes at the game tmra what should i do? help pleasee thanks

You must have missed the whole obvious stuff he's tellin ya. Since you dont have the proper IQ to decode this conundrum, I'll do it for you.

I love you means one thing. Come on..think you almost got it I'm sure of this? Here..let me wipe that drool for you...

Oh yay! You got it! "I love you" means "I love you"

Good job.

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tomorrow is 'decade day' at school and i need some ideas. so far i have a..black and white polka dot tank top and a longist black poofy skirt. i have alot of black high/low top converse..so would this make some sort of style from the 60's, or 80's?? i dont want to do the 70's because i dont want to be like a hippie. I also have a lot of jewelry of alot of types like beads or stars or black with stars..etc. same thing with bracelets i have alot fo those. So i just need to know if this is okay..and i need alot of suggestions because i wanna look cool!! Thank you guys!
-con*e

Wear a paper bag. Say you're a poor person living in Africa.

It'll check out, and you'll be the new trend-setter for your school. Albertsons bags are the coolest!

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I`m 13 and I get alot of zits. I have this HUGE (and I mean HUGE ) like almost the size of a nickel sized zit. It is in between my eyebrows and it has no head on it. ( It looks like a large red bump ) It really hurts if you push on it and it is all red. I don't know what to do. Is there anything I can get to clear it up quicker?

Well. That's quite unusual. Not to hurt your feelings but I'm actually getting a very large laugh out of this just trying to picture this.

Hahah.

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plain and simple.. I'm obese, and i feel like dieing. what should i do?


Don't give something as easy as DIET or whatever. Maybe something you or someone you know has done to lose wright? i'm 70 lbs over weight and i hate myself for it...

Diets are for lazy bigots who dont have the needed initiative to get up and work out.

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where can i find quote by famous people for like an assignment for school??? thanks

Well you could basically call me famous. So just ask me for some awesome freakin quotes on AIM or something. My quotes rock your facehole hard.

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I am doing a project on the diversity in canada and i need some pictures for it. Anyone know where i can find them

A very helpful search engine. www.google.com

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I have a very low self confidence...are there anyway to improve my self confidence?....thanks!!

Get in a fight.

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Which sn?

If u kno a better one let me know;-)

XoDoNtToUcHoX
LetItGoXoXo
SoUlOfAnAnGlEoXo
oXoWiLdOnEoXo
o0SpeakOut0o (o0 SpEaK oUt 0o)
o1LoVeAbLeMe1o
o2DoNt4gEtMe2o
((I like the number things lol))





5 to anyone who anwers






Help!!

Oh noes! Attack of the cliche S/N's!!!

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If you've never really talked to a guy but maybe twice, how do you know of he likes you or not? Can you tell? Just as a close guy friend.

Thanks
btw 13/f

No.

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i've been really depressed lately... little things are depressing me.. i've been feeling like physicly(spelling sorry!) empty in my stomach... i'll eat like regular then i'll be running and it feels like i can FEEL the water sloshing in my stomach... i've felt sick to my stomach too... so is this normal? or am i just regular sick and depressed at he same time?

You're an idiot who doesn't take time you realise how good you have it. That's what you are.

Are you on the side of a street begging for money? Are you in Africa homeless and have AIDs? Are you in some god awful country living in a neighborhood of cardboard boxes? Are you a failure on the side of the street hanging around Pizza Huts dumpster trying to find that last bit of food? Are you finding out you have a low supply of clothes, and the current supply you do have is ripped and screwed up?

Probably not. You most likely live in a nice house, with A/C, a plethera of clothing, food at anytime you wish to have it, and a future that can lead to success.

So what the hell are you crying about?

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in football today i broke a kids neck and he's parylized from the neck down. im fine with it, completly, really i am. i think i was just doing my job. but im not sure how i should act about it. should i just act like i feel bad or somethin?

You should probably be uppercutted. Did you say sorry at least? I mean, he's paralyzed now. Think about how much you've jacked the rest of his life up. Just take time to think about what you can do when you're unable to move.

You're probably gunna think about it for a while cuz you can't to jack-shit with a broken neck.

Good job.

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My dad never graduated from college. He was offered a very nice job when he was a sophmore at college and he took the job to help pay for his 10 brothers and sisters to go to college. He works for Delta now as a dispatcher. He got a 30% Pay cut in January and now is getting another 15%. I`m really scared of whats going to happen to my family. Can he get another job if Delta goes under ? I haven`t had a hair cut in over a year and im wearing my brothers old shirts because we can't afford much right now. ( Both my brothers are in college so alot of our money is going there ) What is going to happen if Delta goes out of Business ? I`m really scared were going to be hommeless. I've tried talking to my parents about it but I start to cry every time becuase I`m afraid of what is going to happen. Please help :(

Don't worry about going homeless. Homeless is for failures. You'll probably get welfare before homeless.

Welfare is where the government pays for your stuff.

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I was giving my boyfriend oral sex the other night and my little brother walked in. What do I tell him???

You tell him there are some things you're not meant to see. This would be one of them.

Now that you've seen it...you're sworn to secrecy. For everytime you tell someone what you've seen...I shall kill you.

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so i have an essay on stars and constellations. can someone please help me with this because i SUCK at science.. okay heres the question

if it were possible to send an unmanned spaceship to a nearby star, what kind of telescope would you use and what constellations and stars would you try to observe. propose a hypothesis and reseach study. what facts would you want to know about constellations and its stars?

PLEASE HELP I WILL RATE YOU 5'S!!

If it were possible to send unmanned aircraft to a nearby star I would much prefer saddling in a spaceship and flying to another place much more suiting for my needs.

For instance, flying out of this galaxy and visiting another. Another world and I would start a new civilization. Why waste time and money on something that cant be beneficiary? I mean, quit wasting money on going to some start no one cares about. I mean, if you're gunna waste that much money just get up and kick the nearest person in the ovaries. It'll own 5x+1=-20x-25,000 times more than sending unmanned aircraft to a hot hunk of nothing.

At leats it could benefit visiting some other planet. Research would be far better on some planet.

I propose a hypothesis to screw the telescope. Telescopes are for retards. Retards and jerks. Screw constellations, constellations were from the past, olden days, far long ago when people thought they were gods.

How about we take some time to observe kicking the nearest NASA guy in charge of that crappy mission in the face?

There ya go. I give you full rights to use this as your essay. You'll need to do some editing here and there. But I'm sure it'll work and get you a good grade. It does talk about stars, however it thinks on a much wider spectrum and argues the fact that it's a waste of time to visit hot nothing. Use this and you'll get a 100.

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