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things i like are:
stealing public property, t ping houses, beating up on friends, hanging out with friends, going to mehlville games, going to the movies, going to t time, walking around the neighborhood, having people over, confusing people, making people make funny faces, dropping my pants in front of girls that i dont know, mooning people from cars, driving without a permit, BAGEL BITES!!!, soccer, basketball, football (even though idk how to play), making the bird, wearing spandex and listening to brittany spears in my room, paintballing, hunting, shooting, making fires, lighting stuff on fire, seeing what burns, painting myself various colors, seeing how long i can put off my homework, doing stupid stuff, throwing my shoes at people, spray painting random things on random buildings, sneaking out, having fun, making people guess what im thinking, staring at random things just to make people say "what are you looking at", walking backwards, and mimicing girls i like infront of them, and of course giving advice.

things i dont like are:

girls that think they can get guys by wearing short skirts (b/c 98% of the time it works), people that try to mock me openly, people that hate me and try to get other people to do the same, people who make fun of my friends, people who call me stupid, people who eat my food, people who dont give me money, people who ask me continously for a piece of paper or pencil, people who try to be popular, guys who lie about their virginity, guys who hit girls, girls that cheat on guys, guys that cheat on girls, soda, roast beef sandwiches, taking care of things, cleaning up other people's mess, people who send me text messages, people who IM me constantly, people who think i can get them laid, people who look for "the love of their life" before the age of 21, people who are prude, people who are scared to have fun, workaholics, alcoholics, people who get addicted to smoking, people who do stuff under peer pressure, people who say the word "immature," people who think they are in the popular group, tv, and homework.
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Okay I'm 16 and and I am 6"1. Many people say that weed make you stop growing more is this true? (link)
no proven statement at that. many people say being high is bad too...the only bad thing to come out of weed are a couple dead brain cells (which you would have lost getting hit in the head playing baseball or some other sport provided you werent high), happiness and laughter. i know i know, those are terrible symptoms. but get the facts, learn whats proven and whats not.

all i know is, is that addiction is hard to come by, and you wont get lung cancer...almost looks like ciggerettes are the ones that should be illegal...do your research and look for anything negative about pot...you'll read that it makes you lazy, and that you'll sit on the couch for 10 hrs straight...idk about you, but i already do that.


Does anyone know of any good diet pills that I could try besides stackers?? (link)
diet pills are designed to keep you fat and frustrated. thats how they make money. lay off the diet pills and start eatin stuff with less salt, youll start to lose weight


Hello, im 12 and im a female. My boyfriend is great and everything!! But some of my friends dont like him. They think ive changed now that ive been dating him. It really stinks cause now they arent talking to me and i dont want to lose neither of them!!! What should I do? (link)
ok for starts, your 12. youre not going to lose friends. but if you think you going to ask yourself these questions.

1-have you been listening to your friends?
2-what have you been doing differently since dating your boyfriend?
3-how often do i talk to my boyfriend and how often do i talk with my friends?

friends are forever dates are for never.
whos going to last longer? your boyfriend? or your friends? whoever you think the answer to that question is, is the person you should be asking for advice...not me :P


14/f
how can you tell if a guy likes you?
like what does he do? (link)
ill admit...im really wierd about sending "i like you" signals...i might give you a lot of attention, joke about you, completely ignore you, glance at you for seconds at a time...the biggest one i do tho is just giving girls the sudden attention.


i have sorta bad acne on my forhead and what not i use proactive, some morning burst stuff, and another face wash but its not really working is there anything thats gunna work really really well ?? (link)
use just proactive in the morning and night as directed. because by using all that other stuff, and washing your face causes your skin to dry out abnormally, meaning that it starts to flake and those flakes get into pores which give you...more acne. so use just pro active day and night as directed..ps every1 i no who uses it, finds it to be a miracle worker.


Hello. I am 14. I need help, because I just started a relationship with this kid that I really liked last weekend, and I am really confused. We've been going out for a week and a half now..and I really like him. The thing is, I liked to be single. But I don't wnat to break his heart..or mine...and I don't wnat anything to be different between us either. I just liked being single. What should I do?

Sincerely,
Boy Troubles (link)
friends with benifits.

you too become great friends, and still kiss and do stuff that regular bf/gf's do while being single.


ok well..i was with my bf for about a year and a half..and he accused me of calling him all the time..and we broke up and got back together yesterday and then i called him last night to leave him a voice mail to say goodnight..not wanting him to pick up and he didn't so i just left him a voice mail (he was at work) and then he just got done telling me that he wants me to grow up and not to ever call him ever again and he doesn't want to talk to me ever again..and i just dont know what to do..i really love this guy and when we talked yesterday he really loved me to..but what do i do..i really need help! please help me!! (link)
maybe u were giving him to much attention. learn from your mistakes and maybe he'll come back to you. maybe he just wants a break. trust me its a big problem between bf and gfs that the gf gets to ancy about talking to the bf. give it time and learn from this.


Okay What are some "turn off's" girls do on like a regular basis?
Because I want to know what I should STOP doing lol

Thanks guys.

by the way im 13. (link)
turn offs -

being hella serious all the time (every guy needs to be able to joke around)

uhm walking up to him and saying hi then just standing there not talking.

talking about past boyfriends (thats a big one)

turn ons -

being confident (walk up to him and act like your the shit)

goofing off...telling past stories about what u've done (make sure hes listening so u dont just seem like a blabber mouth.)


Well, im not ugly, But im not the prettiest person in the world.i just feel ugly.How do You be pretty, I mean those girls witht eh pretty eyes and guys are all over. how do they do it? anything is apreciated (link)
confidence!!!!


I was wondering how long it takes for marijuana to get out of your system. I didn't do it!, but someone I know did. And I am concerned about them. My school does random drug tests too by taking a little tiny piece of your hair. So does anyone know how long? Please actual facts not just guesses. Thanks! (link)
ha, you can always cut your hair extremely short. or borrow someone else's because 6 months to a year can be detected through your hair. tell them to eat food with a lot of protein (it'll make their hair grow faster) and get it cut as short as possible and hope for some luck.


whats in crystal meth?

for my health class we are all doing a report on a drug, i dont even know what this is...can someone explain!? (link)
http://abovetheinfluence.com/the-influence/drugs-meth.htm


How much every day should a boyfriend and girlfriend talk on the phone? We go to different schools but live 10 minutes away. We're 16.

Thank you. =) (link)
i know bfs and gfs that talk whenever chance they get...i also know couples that wait till the weekend to talk to eachother, its whatever you feel comfortable with really..


everyone always says that you should be totally comfortable before you have sex, and that if youre nervous youre not ready.. but then people always say youre gonna be nervous your first time. so how can you tell? (link)
your going to be nervous.


I basically had no clue what to put this question under, but here it is.

I'm 14 years old & I've been drunk 3 times.
I'm not a bad drunk at all.
I'm a person who's wound up pretty tight & I use alchohol to do things I don't even think about doing unless I'm drunk. Not that it's bad I just don't have the guts to do anything.
I guess I'm asking if this is a bad thing.
I mean, am I like, sinning or anything?
I'm not that religious but I'm still nervous.
I only drink around family, I wouldn't think of doing it around anyone else.
And if it is bad... how can I stop?
I don't really even like alcohol, I like the effect.

Thank you. (link)
its not bad...moderation's the key here.


i have itunes right now and im spending so much money

i wanted to download limewire instead...but im scared about getting a virus from it!
idk what to do

a really long time ago i downloaded something like limewire called KAAZA or something, and i got soo much spyware from that

any suggestions???? THANKS!! (link)
limewire...is a spyware thing, but its safe, its spyware only because it throws your music on the program which requires it to have access to your comp, ive had it since 6th grade and never had any problems...and if there is a file with a virus (1 in 1000 so they say) it will pop up on your comp as corrupted and you simple click cancel download and your good to go.


hey i got a good freind we tell eachother all our secets and 1 time she told me she does things for pleasure so i asked what type of pleasure then she said like fingering and using dildos is she stiil a virgin because im confused


bye
thank you (link)
shes a virgin.


Hehe hi everybody, i may be the only guy in this column.

I am wondering... my girlfriend likes it when im neat and tidy... downstairs, but its a major hassle and really quite dangerous if you ask me. Would this Nair shit, the mousse or whatever be able to help me out or would it burn uncontrollably? i mean for everywhere, not just above the waistline.

Thanks everybody (link)
dude, no.


I am 178cm tall and I weigh 66kg. I don't look fat at all, but I don't have an obvious jawline. Is there any ways I could do to have a sharp jawline like celebrities? (link)
uhm i had to get a herbst (an orthodontic device that pushes your lower jaw forward) which wasnt fun at all and involved me drinking milkshakes for a week due to the swelling..thats like the only thing idk what else you can do.


if my bf and i are both virgins, could we still get STDs? (link)
if he doesnt have std's and you dont have std's then its impossible to get std's


What does 420 mean????? (link)
420 or should i say april 20th is
when Hitler was born
the police code for marujuana, so
thats when your sposed to smoke
in order to keep the market alive




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