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I like dancing, music, Jake Gyllenhaal, t-shirts, comedy, summer nights, funny movies, and photography.
I hate perfectionists, although I can be one, people who edit their pictures with peace signs and dumb quotes, and flies.

I like giving advice. I don't know if I'm any good at it. Nobody has told me either way.
Ask me whatever, I'll do what I can to help you out.

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What is "we pregame harder than you party" froM?

http://www.zazzle.com/flippinsweetgear/product/235113643823960741
is that it?

xxtiffany

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What are Obama's views (some of them)
Like I know he supports
Universal Health Care Reform
and Border Security
What elsee?
thanks =]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama
http://usliberals.about.com/od/faithinpubliclife/a/ObamaReligion.htm
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17079682/

i hope these help you

xxtiffany

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how do i give a blowjob and a handjob.

We cant go into detail on this site.
Use google or wikihow for that

xxtiffany

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Well, its kinda awkward to talk about this to my friends or mom. I like this guy, and i have no expirience, but he has a lot. I am 14, and i have never made out with anyone :\, and he had already made out with at least 5 people, and has fingered his ex, and my friend gave him a blow job.
Well, i think he kinda likes me and i want to make oout with me, but i dont want him to tell people i was bad, and i dont want to do it in front of people. What should i do??
Also, about the finger thing, well, i dont think it will get that far, but should i shave my vagina? Dont say, "Its up to you" just tell me what a guy would want...Sorry its so long, and thanks :]

Okay.
First, if you arent dating him and hes fingering you, you look like an easy slut. No offense. Same with the making out thing. Just keep flirting with him. Start a relationship before you get too attached and he breaks your heart. Cause he sounds like a player. Thats just my opinion.
Most guys prefer it to be shaved.

xxtiffany

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ok everyone when i was about 5 we had a guy live with us and well he raped me like all the time and then just last year i met some guy online and i thought i really loved him but when we met he raped me and then my dad got really sick and well i got into a big emotional breakdown and i was always depressed and i cut myself alot and well now im not so depressed but i cant stop cutting i dont know why but when i try to stop everything comes back to and the longer i keep cutting it is like everything is ok but i know its not and i have days where i everything is ok and i dont remember any of it but then the next day it hits me like !!POW!! i mean i will start to break down crying and well i cnt stop cutting and my dad found out and when he sees them he gets upset and then he gets sicker but no matter what i do icant stop i need to know what to do if anyone is willing to give me some advice i would really love it thnx


---xxxpoetxxx

aw sweetie im so sorry. all this on a person causes a lot of stress and worrying.
http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Cutting-Yourself
I suggest you get a therapist to talk to. they will be able to help you out. Also, sit down with your dad and tell him whats going on. He can also help.
If you need anything, let me know>
xasktiffany@yahoo.com

xxtiffany

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I'm 15, female.
I like my ex boyfriend still. We were taking "break" from each other, and he started like hating me cause he THOUGHT I was talking to another guy, but I wasn't. Well, then he started talking to another girl, but we all know he didn't really like her. He's around a lot, and I really know he still likes me even though he hasn't said anything, but we have had a thing for each other for about 4 years now. When were together I want to be with him so bad, and I know he does too, I can tell. Neither one of us will make the first move, but I feel like I can't because I don't want him to have that power over me, knowing he can get what he wants without dating me. I want to talk to him but he answers "I don't know" to just about anything you ask him ever. I'm so confused and so upset all the time, and I'm tired of dealing with it. I can't just "get over him" because gee, I've tried doing that for about the past year now. He's 17, male. What do I do?

These might help you. Sorry you are in such a bad situation :|
http://www.wikihow.com/Tell-Someone-You-Love-Them
http://www.wikihow.com/Win-an-Ex-Back

Also, try talking to him first, just as friends.
As things progress, ask him how he feels about you two

xxtiffany

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what are those giftcards or visa things that u can get someone and u can spend them anywhere? or at least annywhere that takes visa? or something like that. i was thinking of getting my boyfriend one for christmas because i dont know what to get him. what are they called and how do i get one? also what do you think is a good amount?

I think you can get them at like walgreens or CVS or even walmart. they make great gifts!
you should get like $30, and give him a little something else, too.
http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=520856

xxtiffany

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I'm 15/f, he's 16/m

I've been going out with my boyfriend for almost 6 months now... well by Christmas that will be 7 months. I have random little ideas for a gift for him, like based off of inside jokes we have and stuff. I'm not really into generic gifts, like chocolate etc... The problem is just that, though - all the gift ideas I have are LITTLE. I don't think they would really amount to anything, I've only thought of a few. Is there a way I can tie small gifts and a bigger gift together in a way that they would make a good gift? And what can that big gift be? I want to make him happy with this but I have such trouble being creative.

http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=520856

xxtiffany

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Alright, well me and my boyfriend have been dating for 3 months. When christmas comes, it will be almost 5. We've been together for a long time and we talked for awhile before we became officaial. I really don't know what to get him for christmas. I'm really the type of person to go all out, because that's what he's going to do. For his birthday I got him a build-a-bear, but that was before we were even going out. For our anniversaries, I always make him something, buy him something, and usualy write him a heart felt note or a poem. I'm really really good with words, and he loves when I write to him. I want to get him soemthnig nice. Writting just a note won't be enough, becuase I write to him all the time. We always wrtie to eachother.

He's really into BMX and his favorite thing is snowboarding. He just loves extreme sprots, but I mena I can't really do anything with that. I want to get him something that will show how much I really love and care about him.

PLEASE HELP ME WITH SOME CUTE IDEAS!

THANKS!
girls and especiall guys opinions are welcome!

http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=520856

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I need some creative ideas on what to get my boyfriend for Christmas. I usually go all out and make him something really nice. Our first Christmas together, I made him a nice fleece blanket. The next Christmas, I made him a hollow book and decorated it all nice and I put cute little love notes/quotes inside of it for him.

I want to do something along those lines for him this year, but I can't think of what to do. Money is not an issue, but it has to be something creative. Something I put work into. I'm not into just buying him cologne or a sweater and calling it a day. I want his gift to be special, but something he can use too. Any ideas?

http://www.wikihow.com/Buy-a-Gift-for-Your-Boyfriend
Or you can make a scrapbook of pictures of you two, and other things like that

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15/f

i've been in love with this guy since i was 9 (never knew if he loved me back, but we were good friends) and we're seeing a movie together in about a month. (alone) The thing is, I like him soooooo much and in my mind it's a first date- but I don't know if he thinks it's just a friend thing or not... how can I know wheather or not to kiss him/hold his hand or anything?

http://www.wikihow.com/Tell-a-Guy-You-Like-Him
http://www.wikihow.com/Have-Fun-With-Your-Boyfriend-at-the-Movies
that might help you!
stay calm and dont stress!
have fun

xxtiffany

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im supposed to see one of the plays that was cancelled saturday night! do you think the strike will be over by then or no?

probably not. but i dont know.
youll get a refund

xxtiffany

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Attractive or not??????? answer?
http://img229.imageshack.us/my.php?image=170416hv0.jpg

shes my friend's friend do you think shes pretty?

looks arent everything
on a scale of 1-10, id say a 7.5, but i dont have the right to judge her based on looks

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Okay so I am about to redo my room. Theres one corner where I really need something. I want a really cool looking chair. something thats comfortable and one of a kind-ish looking. Nothing that hangs from the ceiling or an egg chair. second where can i find a white shag rug. the kind thats really fluffy. I want it to be like if I am standing in it it will come up to my ankles. thanks! :]

http://www.pbteen.com/shop/raw/rawram/index.cfm?cm%5Ftype=gnav
http://www.pbteen.com/shop/fur/fursea/index.cfm?cm%5Ftype=gnav

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Ok I seriously LOVED the crush calculator, Me and my friends played pranks on a lot of people with it in like middle school... I tried to go on the website again, and all I get is this page cannot be displayed.. so i'm assuming it has been closed down... does anyone know a similar website? ?? PLEASE!!! PLEASE HELP! THANK YOU sooooo MUCH!

i think you are talking about the one that lets you see who people say they have a crush on....but i think they stopped that
this is all i could find
http://www.lovecalculator.com/
http://www.aolstalker.com/search.php?q=www.crush+calculator.com

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Ok so i really really want to be home school right now i want to take a year or two and jsut do home school so i have more tiem to do other things during the day to exercise more to actualy eat breakfast and what not you know get my head together and start a routine of working out every day and stuff but my parents wont give me a chance they wont listen to me and seriously i think this would be really good for me you know i think i really need this cause i am soo unhappy right now what should i do ?

tell your parents what makes you hate school so much.
you need to be able to defend your position.
http://www.wikihow.com/Convince-Your-Parents-to-Let-You-Homeschool
that might help you

good luck

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Okay on my desktop computer it says I have like 48754 viruses, not literally.
but yeah.

Ive tried to do the system restore on it but it wont work.
My backround changed on my computer, it went completely black. & it said my i.p address. & that it said someone has gotten a hold of your computer and stuff.

I dont know what to do about it, I have limewire if that helps, alot of people have told me that limewire can give you a virus.

also lately it has been telling me that there is "virtual memory loss" I have no idea what that means, if this helps I have a compaq computer. We have gotten it cleaned out numerous amount of times but we still have viruses.
Please help.

i had limewire, and it gave my desktop like a zillion viruses, too.
the only way to fix it is to COMPLETELY restart your computer. like reset it and everything.
unfortunately, youll lose all of your files unless you have them saved to discs or whatever.

xxtiffany

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what does 'BAMF' mean?


alot of people say it on MySpace, and i have no idea what it means?
thanks!

ever hear of dane cook?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=M3ZpMYrp6AI
bad ass mother f*cker

xxtiffany

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i have a song on my ipod with the lyrics to the song.i want to have that with a few other songs, does anyone know how to get lyrics on it?

open itunes
right click the song and go to get info
go over to the lyrics tab at the top
write in the lyrics

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so i was wondering how you get a guys dick in between ur boobs. if you have small boobs does it feel good. give me details on thiss and like what ur suppose to do with there dick when its there. btw im the girl.

we cant go into detail on this site
google search it. or wikihow.


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