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Q: Is there any way to improve your aim in base or softball so you actually hit the ball most times?

keep your eye on the ball.
i know its a bit cliche but its true.
also how ever much your coach yells at you to keep your elbow up, dont listen, most rec-leage coaches dont know what theyre doing, they just spit back what there coaches told them. just stand wherever comfortable,
also you need good balance so keep your feet around shoulder width apart, if someone can tap you and you fall backwards then you dont have that good a balance.
also aways swing down at the ball not straight down lol but just dont get under it cuase youll pop out. try for line drives.

i really hope that helps, imma baseball spaz so lol

Q: what is the nosebleed section or sweat?? section in sport games?

that would be the area tha you'd be most likely to get in the face with the ball/puck or w/e.
i do not recomend those seats lol

Q: Im a girl, and i notice other girls boobs. Not like im a lesbian but i have a question.

Like me and this one girls boobs look the same size a 34A. but hers would be like morefilled in at the top and mine are like spaced out more. like theres like an inch space between them.

Does this mean that mine will grow like bigger than hers or something?

if not then like will its feel in and most likely i will have a lot bigger boobs than i do now, and than her?

not nessisarily. boobies come in all shapes and sizes, for all different people.
yours being spread out like that could be because ou maybe play a sport that would make your sholder or torso broader, like swimming. which would cause your boobs to be farther apart. also she could be wearing a push up bra, which is padded and pushes your boobs together to make them more appealing.

Q: I'm 14/f and I'm a tomboyish girl. I mean I still wear girlyish clothes and shop and gossip and what not but I'm not the ones that are prude or wear pounds of make up or something.

I just get along with guys a lot more easily and I feel more comfortable aroudn them than girls because, well girls criticize and judge so much and ohhhmy the drama. I am also "perverted" not really. But when guys joke about the pen 15 club or LAO or stupid stuff like that or talking about someones doing someone or say stuff like go suck him or something like, I don't really care and I just laugh at it and join in with moronic comments like theirs. One guy and I have this little code for LAO, LOL, WTF, and YO with our hands and we just look at each other and do it out of random when we get bored in class. Hehe, but yeah, do guys think that girls like myself are weird or not or what? Do they feel comfortable around girls like me because it'd suck if they didnt...but tell me the brutal truth

honestly most guys kinda like girls like that. cause u dont get grossed out when they talk about sex, cause ths almost all they talk about lol.
but thats just what i think.
you may want more opinion of people who actually know the guys your talking about cause some weirdos might not like chicks who willingly talk about that.

Q: what is a snail trail
it seems reli strange askin but i think ii have an idea but i thought it meant one thing and my friends are makin it out to be something else n dnt wanna ask them cos they'll laugh lol

thats the hair line leading into a dude's pants.
lol
also known as a happy trail.

Q: I ate like 20-30 jelly beans in 1 hour and now i keep on getting pink bubbles in my spit.. it like gurgles and comes out. its happened twice. ugh is this normal? is it cuz i ate too many at once? why?

haha dude thats jut like awsome.
lemme just say.
i think you should go out on the streets and make some money offa that.
i mean people would pay to see pink bubbles come out of someones mouth.
seriously. well i would anyway

Q: im 15/f and i weight 137 and i amm like 5'3 or 5'2 and i wanna get down to 110-115 ppounds before bathing suit season and i wanna get a flat stomach so if anyone can think of a good diet or w.e thatd be greatt..thankyouuuu !

ok
eat about 1200-1500 calories a day.
and do at least 1hr of cardio something (swimming, running dancing etc.)
but if you swim, dont just sit in the pool, you have to swim laps lol.
and after cardio then you do sit ups and crunches or w/e.

BUT dont only do crunches b/c that will only make your stomach muscle stranger but wont burn fat.

Q: Okay well I gained weight. I want to loose like 20 pounds. I feel horrible abut the way I look and how clothes fit on me. I love clothes but I hate the way they look on me. I've been eating better. Also, I'm starting to do 100 crunches a night, increasing by 50 each day. At this rate, how much weight will I loose in like 1-2 monthes? Any other simple workout techniques/tips? I'm really stressed and desperate!

crunches wot help that much really.
theyll just make your stomach muscles really strong but it wont burn fat.
id suggest eating around 1200-1500 calories a day and swimming laps for 1 hr 4 times a week, or doing cardio( running dancing etc.)
thats what i did and i lost 30lbs in 3 months.
so that will probably work =]

Q: how do u get cleavage?

you grow boobies.

or you can get some painful contraption bra to squeeze them together.

either way works

Q: Ok well I did some reserching on the net and I only found lists of pick up lines. I wanted to know if they actually work. I know some of them are pretty bad and well some can be pretty cute.
I want to know if they actually work though...and if you have any cute ones, lemme have 'em. Thanks.

depending on what the line is, determines if it will work. If they are original then they will most likely work. But if the girl has a crappy sense of humor, SHE WILL SLAP YOU.lol
beware of the lines you use on certain girls.
but as long as they arent dry and overused then id say its a safe bet that the lines will work great.

Q:
Okay so I'm dating this guy and we have been for about 4 months. This New Years Eve we couldnt hangout beacuse we we're both busy, I had some girls over and he went to one of the guys houses... we're all friends. So anyway , we havnt kissed (its not that we're prude or anything.. like we just wanted it to be speacil) so anyway, this guy's house that he went to has an older sister who is a junior and she had all of her friends over on NYE too ! Now my boyfriend lets call him edward, he thinks thinks his friends sister is amazing liek he thinks shes funny and cool and it used to make me jealous but i got over it... so to the point, SHE KISSED HIM . On the cheek but still it makes me mad and i dont know what to do. I explained to edward how upset I was and he just thought i was over-exaterating. Is this silly? I just dont know what to do. I want him to know im mad but not break up with him, i really like him. BTW, we're 14

Babe, I've had a similar problem with my boyfriend too. It's not that your over jealous. I mean I felt the same way, just sit your man down and talk about it. It's actually really simple. If you trust him then leave it alone, but make sure he knows that you are disapointed about it. But if you don't trust him, then I'd dump him.
Your only 14 and you say your in love, but its probably just puppy love. You'll fall in love again someday, and the next guy might be better to/ for you. Hope i helped.