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this is a stupid question but what is a material girl?

A material girl is a girl made of sating or maybe cotton.

Hope I helped.

Haha.

I love the people that say that.

Hope I helped.

Hahaha.

Wow, I've finally fallen of my rocker.

I think I broke my hip while I was at it.

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I love my dog a ton!!! How can i make it so she lives as long as possible. What can i do to help her?

Well my family put my dog in a helmet.

That way our dog could run into all the walls it wanted to without gettin' hurt.

It was a prevenative measure to make sure that the dog doesn't lose any critical brain cells.

Secondly, we beat the crap out of it if it ever ran near a car.

We didn't want it to get ran over.

Lastly, we bathed it every day.

My dog Max lived to be 26 in human years.

Boy, was he a good dog.

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I need a new screenname... but i dont want anything to bouncy... alot of itmes my screen names are kinda depressing... my screenname right now is x2lostwithoutyou my name is Kati and im 13...

Kati I AM 13

I think that's a suitable screen name.

What's wrong with depressing?

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Thing is I love writing journals and storys.. I like to writsongs stuff like that.. I always want do magazines stuff. I very opened person I say lot things thatjust come out. like joyce meyers if some of u know who that is.. well thing is that I want learn more grammer and writing. there any books that show and give guid bout writing..
thanks
AManada

Seriously, the only way to learn to write, is to write.

Just write whatever.

I'm sure you're saying "I do that already."

Well, keep writting.

Take a creative writting course or two.

Take a lit course, so you can read other works.

There are a few books like Writers inc. that would help.

They teach you how to format, and where to put the proper punctuation.

Ask people to look at what you've written and to proof read it.

Maybe you should focus on your question.

It has a lot of errors.

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HELP ME PLEASE!!! i am getting my wisdom teeth pulled and i have no idea what i should do what i should get for after i just dont know!!!!!

Jello for after.

Then take a trip to Disneyland.

That's what I did after I won our states 4A football championship.

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me and my boyfriend of 9 months dont have sex or anything but we make out alot, but it gets soooo boring..i dont wanna go TOO far (blow job/sex or w/e) but whats somethin REALLY hott and creative i cld do to suprise him?

Masturbate in front of him.

I don't know.

Hand job might be takin' it too far for your standards.

Oh, I got it.

Do like they did in forty days and forty nights.

Rub yourselves with flowers.

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is it still pleasurable for a guy to kiss a girl with braces? do you have to do anything differnt?

I have a fantasy of makin' out with a chick that has braces...

Most people I know say it's disgusting that I have that fantasy, but if he really likes you or really wants some, he'll do it.

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Hi, MFS here again...

This is not really a question, but a request...

Can we please stop it with the "I rate" and "Rate me!" crap? Are getting ratings THAT important to you? Does it somehow make your life complete? This site isn't a game, people... ratings are not for keeping score. There is no competition - just advice. The ratings are supposed to be for keeping the bad advice off the site, much like we have the moderators in place to help keep the really bad questions off the site.

I mean, when I see a question that says "I rate!" in the body or even subjet of it, it just screams "OMG! PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!!" It is getting kind of pathetic, as we're seeing it ALL THE TIME!

Let's give it a rest.

I agree with you MFS.

I'm tired of seeing PLZ RATE IF I HELPED as well.

I guess it's a popularity thing.

The higher the rating the cooler you are.

It's not like you're gonna get a prize for your rating.

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why do guys find thongs so sexy?

We don't.

It's just underwear.

Most girls think it's more attractive.

Most of them do it for themselves.

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I bite my nails, it's a nervous habit (a bad one too). I think it's because my parents put a lot of pressure on me and my sisters (one of them also bites her nails). I like chewing on things, and nails are just convenient. I don't like gum, though- so I don't want to chew on that. I don't want to chew on food because I don't want to stuff myself because of a nervous habit. I hate carrots. How can I stop biting my nails? Sometimes I don't even realize what I'm doing and then my nail is gone!

I pick my nose.

That way I realize that I have boogers on there, or mucus and nasty germs and then I wind up not biting my nails.

I then vomit.

Have a talk with your parents and ask them what standards your held to so you know how to react to them.

I'd say nail polish, but I have that on my thumb right now, and I'm still chewing.

Might work for you though.

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Anyone alive????

I am.

Ask me something.

IM me.

Whatev.

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hey yall im really skinny :/ it gets annoying bcuz i want to gain weight cuz im lack a sick of bones and its not vey healthy looking and im kinda flat and have no butt.. i tryed eating more! and i eat ALOT. i just dont gain weight. my friends tell me not to worry and that theyd kill to b as skinny as me. what should i do?

Eat lots of PB&J sandwiches.

Then sleep.

The protein will build up as you sleep, and you'll gain weight.

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hey. has anyone even been to sparknotes.com? more importantly has anyone even been assigned to read a book for skool and just read the chapter summaries on sparknotes.com? did it work 4 ya?
THANX!!

Ha.

I was in a very a rapid honors class for my junior year.

I only read sparknotes.

I never read a chapter in the book.

My teacher said his tests would be so hard you couldn't get all the answers from sparknotes.

I passed more tests than the kids that read the book, because the book was broken down.

It worked.

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what is a blow job exactly?

It's a job you blow on.

It's like with a balloon, or on your freshly painted finger nails.

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hi. im really skinny but recently i had a "growthspurt" and went up a bra size, so i have boobs a little bigger than girls with my frame and even girls who arent as thin.. now everyone thinks i stuff my bra.. its so annoying. i should just ignore it rite? thanx

Flash them.

That'll show them that you don't stuff.

Everyone will believe you though.

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whats a good way to get sleepy?

To masturbate a lot.

Then to drink lots of warm milk.

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whats a hand job???

It's a job that you do with your hands.

Like gardening or brushing your teeth or hair.

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i need help.my vagina seems to be smellin what should i do?its gettin really bad.pleae any sugettions

Rub mustard down there to mask the stank.

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Tomorrow
is just another day

Tomorrow
isn't eternity

Tomorrow
is like a magic eight ball
holding its decisions in

Tomorrow
sad, yet, true

Tomorrow
will be wasted on you

Tomorrow
has a heart, feelings too
it is the exact opposite of you

Tomorrow
is cushioned, but firm

Tomorrow
is a dream gone
over the edge

Tomorrow
sad, yet, true

Tomorrow
is the day, i'm finally over
- you -

By: Rachel Knack


is that a good poem?
i am rachel and i wrote it, but
i'd like to give it to
my best guy friend cuz that is how i feel about
or relationship at this point. cuz we got in ANOTHER fight last night (7/29) and like, he is just being this big ass... he was talkin shit about me and i asked him about it and he was like, i don't want to do this anymore.. no! and i was like well... geez.. and he blocked my screen name.. and yah. He was sayin, no! don't tell her, you'll release the inner beast in her and all this shit!! and i dunno what to do....

Please HelP!!

I think this should be deleted by one of the mods.

Have them repost the actual question.

That'd be nice.

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my best friend is going after my ex. i'm sure its ok but i really dont enjoy it. i still like him. and its hurting my feelings. but....... i really dont no how to tell her that.

Tell her what you just said.

If she's a real friend she'd understand, and wouldn't go for him.

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