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Tomorrow is valentines day. Ive been going out with my bf for 2 weeks now and we havnt hung out once, just at basketball games. I feel kinda wierd when its just us two. I want to hang out with him tomorrow everyones saying how pathetic it is that we dont hang out but none of my friends can come because they are ganna be with their bfs. What should i do?

ummm....how bout hang out.

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What do you do when you absolutely love a guy and love doing everything with him except kissing him?! I don't really like kissing my boyfriend, it's kind of gross/boring..what should i do?

not do it

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well let me tell u the whole story well it all happened today. well i went to the theater with my friend and her family and stuff well we waited for her mom,dad,sister, and brother and when they got there he just kept looking at me. well when the movie finish we went outside and stuff and i notice he was still looking at me of course i was blushing and felt funny!! well me and my friend left with her aunt to my friends house well we got locked out and stuff so we waited for her mom and family to come well like an hour later they came and her brother kept looking at me and yea i thought he was hot.well they were cleaning thier house and every time he passed thru my friends room he always look and stuff well we went to a gig (a party for rockers)well we got there and me and him started talking to each other and then my friend went out to hear the band and me and him just sat and talk thats when he took out a bottle cap saying if it lands heads we are just friends but if it land tail we have to make out i was cool with it and we made out alot and i ask him was he just making out with me for fun or because he liked me and he said noo am no doing it for fun and i dont understud what he said but i think he said i like you or i love you and after he said that he kiss me in the cheack and we just started talking again and we tried to hold hands but we didn't want any body to see us we did hold hands but just for a while. now i really like this guy but am not sure if i should tell my friend?? And i dont know if i should start a real rlationship with him??

Hmm all i got outta this poorly written question wuz
1 some guy
2 you blush
3 your friend
4 a 6th grade bottle game of making out or just friends
5 making out
6 confused
7 you and him
8 im dunno what to do
9 someone help me
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K well heres your answer. You really like this guy and you made out with him. Hmm sounds to me you are already in a relationship, your question has already been solved.

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My friend just got this new girlfriend... and Im sooo happy for him and everything... but im just afraid that he is gonna leave me and stuff for her. I just want to be reassured that he wont leave me... he says that he wont.. but you know how people say one thing and do another. What should I do?
**Inneedofhelp**

wait...

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so about a year ago, my dad and my step mom got a divorce. It really suc'd like any divorce, but my stEp mom blamed it on me...I still belive deep down that it was my fault, but everyone tells me it wasnt. Ive been through so many consolurs and crap, but i still don't feel good about it. I still rember the last night we talked...she told me how much she hated me...((the mom i had for the last 12 years just told me she hated me))then she refused to talk to me for the last like month she lived with us.
well my real mom's really f'd up, and my former step mom wont talk to me ever again..and i realli dont like my dads new g-f..i need a mom. im a teenage girl...my dad doesnt always get it..Where should i turn? I mean i can talk to my freinds...but i would love more then anything to have a mom...should i try apologizing to my former step mom, or call my real mmom...ee..lost

Well the one you dont like, slap her, i mean the one that doesnt like you at all. You need to show her how fists fly. Your other mom say sorry, if that doesnt work, your screwed, you'll have to deal with it.

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Ok me and my BF just broke up and now I really like him..or do I am not sure what the hek my true fellings for him are....do I like Him or not..I dont know, someone please help me!

This is quite possibly the stupidest question ive seen on here. In no offense to you, although you've probably already taken this offensivly, we dont know how you feel about him because we dont know him or have feelings for him. Make up your own damn mind instead of trying to have us babysit the thoughts for you.

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I need some advice:Every time i go to bed at nite i
> cant fall asleep, it takes me a long time, i get a
> good 9 hours every nite, but i just cant fall
> asleep, ive tried writting down all my problems on a
> sheep of papper, like, homework due, chours, owe
> someone money, stuff like that, then i solved them,
> but its not the stress thats keeping me up then what
> is it? how can i fall asleep?

Try sleeping in a different room, maybe your secretly scared of the boogyman! OH NOES!

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two nights ago i was walking out of a resturant with my family and i stepped off the curb and the yellow thing in the parking lot that like stops the cars from going or w/e was right there and i didnt know it and i stubbed my toe really hard on it(i didnt hear it pop and it didnt bend) and it hurt like crazy i dont think its broken because there is no discoloration but ive been icing it..what else should i do to make it stop hurting and how can i know for sure its not broken and does anyone know what i might have done to it?

Well i dont know for sure cuz i havnt seen it, im pretty no one else knows for sure cuz they're not doctors. You go over to a doctor, and then if hes to stupid to know what happened try asking us then.

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how does a girl in high school become popular?

You idiot. Popular gets you nowhere in life, look when you grow up n get a job will you think saying " I WAS POPULAR IN HIGHSCHOOL" is going to matter at all to the guy interviewing you? Hell no. Make some friends and stay with em dont worry bout something so stupid.

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i have got brown patches on the bottom of my feets and my dotcor dont know what it is

if the doc dont know, we stupid teens sure dont know

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OK. I kind of like this guy. He's really sweet but I don't really know him too well. He's also a good Christian and he's not just all about sex. It's nice to meet a guy like that. He seems like he likes me too but I can't really tell. He kind of acts like he's trying to blow me off. What should I do, seriously?

If hes blowing you off, why do you think he likes you? You make absolutely no sense, the christians parents are prolly all up tight n OH MA GAWD u cant leave the house tonite and crap. Take the christian

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My first love broke up with me. He wants to see other people. He said we can still be friends and that he loves me with all his heart. He says his life is just too complicated. How do I go on when I have to see him everyday? Help me please.

Hes an ass, Its over

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Well im 15 and i need to make some money im saving up for a drum set i have been saving for awhile and i dont have that musch. No onw will hire a 15 year old. Does anyone have any ideas of how i can make some money??

get a job. Dont waste money on your drums.

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my boyfriend already gave me 2 bears and a carnation (the carnation was being sold at skool) and its not even valentines day yet. now he thinks im not gonna get him something i think because i didnt buy him a carnation (which is really dumb) but at the moment all i have to give him is boxers and i really dont want to be there when he opens the present because id feel really weird. what should i do?

You should buy something.

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Recently, I watched a scary movie with my best guy friend. I get scared easy so I clung to him, plus he had really good colonge on. Now everyone thinks I like him and that he likes me. I don't know if I do. I mean I like hugging him and how he holds me and stuff. So, my question is "Do you think I like him," cuz I don't really know and I just want to get an idea if I'm giving off the vibe at least. By the way, I'm female and 15.

Your confusing me with this questoin. You eithe rknow or dont know. this isnt a questoin for advice its bout u thinking.

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One of my best guy friends asked me out the other day,John and i was thrilled. We have always been close, but i was to worried of asking him out. Well me and him have been doing great, exscept that one of my friend likes him. I knew that before but that was about 5 months ago, since then she has been saying that she likes someone new and she does'nt like John anymore. I'm wondering if i should break up because of my friend or not? Another reason Im wondering if I should break up with him is because I'm afriad that when we break up we wont talk to each other ever agian? Should I break up with him before we get to close? Please help...I dont want to hurt my friend because of him

Bah, keep him.

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Hey there...
I need a lottle help as to what to do in this kind of situation... I just found out not too long ago that a secret was being kept from me about one of my friends tryin to kill herself and how she ended up in the hospital and everything... and all of that jazz... and how 2 of my other friends "saved her" by calling the ambulance and stuff... Once i got to think about it.. I wondered what the hell her problem was and how she got all of the attention and stuff(and she did this by overdosing on IBprofun by the way) And i was sitting there getting mad b.c. i didnt think that she should have done anything like that. And i was mad b.c. I've been feeling really depressed lately and nobody understands me.. so i was thinking about doing the same thing... only with soma's (since my moms a drug addict and i can get that stuff) and i cry at night thinking about this and how i wish that ppl would see and it didnt have to go to an extreme like this.. what should i do?
p.s. my friends mom just died yesterday and so now im really worried about her

Thanks
**Help Needed**

Well, heres the deal, your friend is an idiot. Your stupid for thinking about killing your self and your moms stupid for doing drugs. Your screwed. If you want to kill yourself go ahead, your not worthy on earth if you think you should die, your just a depressed ball spreading all the bad things around. If you want to live, which i highly reccomend cuz u sound like a teen, you have barely lived your life out yet, you dont know wut to be depressed about yet. Dont kill yourself.

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I have this friend who has sex once or every other week! I have told her this is a seriously bad habit but she just told me to shut up and it's not a habit it's a passion. And i'd nver tell on her because she's my bff! And she does it like w/ a different guy each time! When I went to her house she had a collection of condom's and rubbers! All kind Even flavored Condom's! Now she's all worn out and doesnt want to do any thing. I have suggested she go to a doctor and she said no use my parents wood find out! What in the world shood i do?

Stop being friends with hookers and sluts.

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Okay.. me and my friend have this lil problem... we are trying to decide what to do for the talent show ... we are chosing between broadway and disney... we;re afraid to do briadway becasue we did a briadway in concert thing in the fall.. and my friend is afraid that our music teacher and out administraitor will get mad... but im not so sure... what should we do? any ideas?

Who gives who gets mad, its a talent show, you do what your good at. Not wut ur scared of maybe doing, hell heres something new, rip your clothes off and dance naked. Im pretty sure you'll get first place for doing that.

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AMy friend called me "emo" because I dressed like it one day and I like emo music. Theres nothing wrong with that, I think I am too but I want to know how to dress like it bc I didnt even know that I looked emo till they said something or how emo chicks look other then the whole pierceings thing.

So you like to follow all labels? I preffer not to be marked with a price tag and a name, labels are for food and your stupid.

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