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Any good old love songs?

I recommend "faggot" by mindlessselfindulgence.

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how do you tell some one who wants to know when you are in pain and need some kind of outlet, but you don't want to tell them what is bugging you, making you feel like suicide is the only outlet? and this person is some one that you love so much you would die for them, literally. what can i say to make him understand that i love him, but i don't want him to know what i am going through?

Well really you cant. You're boned on that one. You should just open yourself up you little emo, if not theres nothing you can really do.

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Ok well i have these two bff's in the world and they'd never do n e thing to hurt me! So one of my bff's has another friend witch is totally fine. But me and my other bff dont like her she tries to take her away and ruin our friendship. And she act's like she doesnt even know us in public. So today we got in a fight and now she's all pissed @ me. Wut shood i do?

Well she isnt really your BFF then is she? You're exactly right shes a retard. I suggest you let her go and move on. You'd be an idiot not to.

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ok my sister is a real big hoe!shes only 13 n she has herpes and all once she even asked me if it was possible to get fingered while standing up i was all i dont kno you whore why did you and she was all noooooo i mean well i dont kno he kinda put his hands down my pants n stuck not one but two fingers up my you kno what and she always brags about being a whore because people never paid attention to her before so once i was all your a hoe you even have herpes an she was like i kno now everyone in my school has it because of me! all happy about it and what not and i feel really bad for her because people only like her for her slutty ass. and she wants to have sex with her bf because her bf's ex had sex with him so now she wants to feel even what should i do that whore needs to be controlled signed dont wanna get herpes and be the person people point to saying hey thats that sluts sister, sister

Well your lil sister is certainly a little hooker now isnt she? Well just spread the rumor around she has herpes people will stay as far away from her as a fat kid is to play dodge ball. Sorry for the terrible correlations but its the only thing i could think of.

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ok so theres this guy at my skool and he ALWAYS flirted with me...so obvious well we went to this camp for the program were in...we went on feb. 14- today.....we jsut got home...well he has a gf of 10months!! and shes really ugly notto b mean..but we rode together on the bus n fell asleep and then at camp at night it was really cold and he had his arm around me and then he started holdng my hand and everyone thought we wer going out...well on the bus ride back (its a 3 hr ride) we had this blanket over us and he was holding my hand and cuddling with me and he gav me a kiss on the lips....and then he was like "you kno we cant do this at skool everyting has to go back to normal" iw as like i know...but i wanted to cry..i like him so much and its obvious he does like me....and hes not the player type and that was the first time hes cheated on his gf...and then we got off the bus and he gav me a hug and everyone was waiting for their parents....and he started ignoring me...and then he told his friend which is also my friend...he was like "god this whole weekend sara just wanted to hook up w/me....and i didnt even want to i said no",...THATS BULLSHIT! he was the one who started holding my hand and kissing my cheek and stuff! im so crushed....i dont know what to do...hes in my english class and thats it....should i ignore him or if he trys to talk to me should i be like i heard what you said...or something...what do i do?? :(

I recommend getting up to sharpen your pencil then walking back to your desk and stabbing it directly around his heart area. Then explain to him thats exactly how he made you feel.

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Background info: I am one of those people who are totally against fads. I speak my opinion and let others know that I'm not another copy!

A little more background: I saw an extremely cute shirt, an adorable skirt, and awesome pants at AE and A&F. I really want to buy them, but people might see me as a traitor or something.

My question for you to answer: What should I do if I want to buy clothes at stores that I am known to diss?

Well its your problem for being one of those of so cool "REBELS". So if you wanna go against your little rebel thing you have going for you then go ahead and buy it.

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my friends and are going out for a nite in the town and i like one of my friends a guy and he knows what should i do?! i know flirt but should i do anything special maybe ask for a goodnite kiss?! suggestions please!!

You're quit possibly one of the dumbest people to ask for advice on this site. Why? Well you cant talk. You write exactly like the retard that used to sit next to me along time ago in 6th grade. You sure you're not under 13? cuz if you are im gunna have to turn you in.

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i have to admit it: i am addicted. addicted to something i could not live without since the day my sister gave it to me. i'm only 13 and i'm already addicted to something. i've seen what it does to people to be totally obsessed with something, but with me, it was so easy to get obsessed with... SOUR STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if there's something sour around, I ABSOLUTELY MUST HAVE IT!!! call me crazy (everyone else does!), but i am obsessed! while all my friends make weird faces when they take a lick of those warheads extreme stuff, i add lemon juice to make it more sour. i'm never satisfied! i even drink entire galssfuls of PURE lemon juice (nothing else added). i'm known for being really hyper as it is (i also have a laughing problem) and with all that sugar in sour candy... some kids are starting to joke around saying that i'm getting high. it's kind of funny but i honestly think that this could turn into a real problem. PLEASE HELP? don't say there's nothing wrong with this, because you have never seen me with sour candy within 50 feet away! and DONT tell me to give it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


- Sour Psycho

Theres absoultely nothing wrong with you going phsyco over some warheads.

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my boyfriend who i love very much broke up with me about 2 months ago, but we got bak 2gether 5 days later. so i thought everything was good. before we broke up he would always tell me how much he loved me. now we've been together for almost 2 months and everything for the most part is good. but he doesn't love me as much as i love him. and we're only 13 and havn't made out yet and we've talked about it and he really wants to and i do too. so i know he likes me alot. i just don't know why he doesn't love me...everything seems fine. i just don't know what to do. i feel really bad about everything...and i just wished he loved me. please help...i'm really confused...thnx in advance

Dont worry, im just about as confused as you are.

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dude, iim flippn in love with this guy... hes 19, and im 13.. but hes rele hot.. he asked if i would do him but it just wasnt the right time..........and he said hi.... and i said hi and thats how it started. o yeah and he has a girlfriend.. but he doesnt like her so its ok. but all my friends tell me that i cant hang out with them if i do the hot guy while i still have a boyfriend... but i need a boyfriend at all times, its my mom`s rule. my mom had sex with my teacher and now things are rele akward... but ne ways. i like him.. should i dump my boyfriend?

Well you're underaged to begin with. Its illegal to date someone older than 18. Also judging by you Grammar and writing skills I dont think you're ready to go out with someone that much more mature than you are.

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I have known my best freind for about 4 years, and we are super close we never used to fight and always agreeded on things. Now I feel like shes leaving me out purposley, and I feel like I wait all day for her to call to do somthing, and I'll do whatever she wants as long as i want to also. But whenever i cant go right at that second she ditches me. Now the littlest things get us in fights and i get mad at her for stupid things. I know that its stupid, but am I just being oversensitive in thinking shes leaving me out?

You're oversensitive.

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Hi, im 13 years old. Well i think im fat, i weigh 90 pounds. All my friends think im like one of the skinniest people in the school, but i dont think that, so i decided to not eat, except for a small dinner because my mom would make me eat dinner. People try to like put food in my mouth for me to eat but i wont let them. In 3 days, i lost already 2 pounds. People think im anorexic. what should i do?

You're already skinny enough. Why are you stupid enough to stop eating anyways....you retard go order a dozen krispy kremes right freaking now and douse em down your small bodies throat. Pick up some weight.

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Ok the other day (I forgot how we came up on the subject)my friend and I were talking about how much we weighed. I told her first, but I am pretty skinny. Well, she told me she only weighed 2 more pounds than me (92). I think she is lying, however (maybe she feels embarassed?), because she wears a size five in jeans (I wear a 0). Can she really only weigh 2 more pounds than me, and yet still wear jeans way bigger than me? b/c me and this girl are REALLY good friends & i she NEVER lies to me (and i would hate for her to start!!) Thanks I will rate 5's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yup, your friends a fat chik.

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My dog is a sweet Fullblooded boxer. The problem is she wont stop bitting my feet and when I walk she pulls on my pants.She is about 7 mounths, WHAT SHOULD I DO

Slape it in the face when it duz it. I dont really call your dog a "SWEET FULLBLOODED BOXER" if its biting anything moving. Also try a shocker collar those are hilariouse to watch the dogs jump at unexpectedly when they get shocked. The shock collar will probably have the most affect for both you( the hilarity of watching it happen) and the dog ( because it will learn to stop)

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my best friends sit next to each other in social studies and english and they've been cheating on each other and nnow my whole class is cheating except for me and a few other people... and i don't know if i should tell some one because i want them to stop... because i don't want them to get caught and i just want them to be ok and stuff so what should i do?

Let the suckers get caught. It'll be hilariouse to watch em get 0's on all ther papers and fail that 6 weeks.

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My friend that i have known for a long time has just revealed to me that he is gay. I love him to death. What should i do ??

Well I dont think you should have to do anything. Are you a homophobe, if not why are you asking such a question on this site?

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Hi,
My baby rabbit just died from a heart problem :'( We knew she was gonna die because she was very ill, but we got her anyway because we wanted to give her the best life we could because we knew it would be short!! So, we got another rabbit with her. Now our baby rabbit has died, the other is soo lonley!! My mum wants another rabbit to keep her company but I'm not sure, I don't think I'm ready to have another one in her place just like that. Am I being selfish by not wanting another rabbit even though the other one is lonley? What should I do?

Well the fact you suck at raising bunnies doesnt help you. But you could use a little practice, go ahead a buy another one, just learn how to feed and "PROPERLY" take care of a bunnie this time.

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Hi i met this guy on a website and he keeps talking to me and sending me love smilies. Does he like me, i mean i don't even know him (i dont think so u cant ask who they are). I've only been talking to him for a day (not even) and apparently he plays football. I dont know anything about him i dont even know if hes a guy. I want to get his screenname but he wont go into the chat rooms. Someone please help me!

Oh yes, then we all live happily ever after. You idiot, first you find out his s/n. Then you find out you think you like this guy. Then you decide you wanna meet. Then he rapes and kills you.

Yup your stupid and thats your answer. Forget him.

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Okay my friend is driving me crazy because she likes someone in her class.She is way to shy to tell him that she likes him before she knows if he likes her back.I have told her to just go for it but she is like really really shy.So my question is how can she find out if he likes her without him finding out she likes him before he says he likes her?I will rate anyone who helps a perfect five for effort whether or not I liked their answer!!!

Well the fact i cant understand a thing you just said makes me wonder if you need help in a little something also, you know like, oh ummm...GRAMMAR.

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Hey does anyone know of any great websites that I can make my own free website but as good as this awesome website or as good as www.bored.com?I will rate a five for everyone who names a website for me!!!

freewebs
geocities
braveweb
angelfire

i think i got the names right.

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