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can someone get your ip addres from aim/aol. And if they do can they mess with your computer and give it viruis. My friend told me that they can. Is he right?

Yes in fact this is true.

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hey I know this is a really stupid and weird question, but ok i'm making a new screen name, and it's gonna be mangotango59. how should it be: MaNgOtAnGo59, mAnGoTaNgO59, or mangotango59? also, should i add anyletters or anything in between the words like mangoXXtango59 or oOmangotangoOo59 or something? also, if you have anyother good screen name ideas, then that'd be good too!

Mangotango? I'm not feelin it.

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i like this girl who is a junior and im a sophmore but this other girl likes me and she keeps asking who i like. i dont want to tell the girl that likes me that i like someone else and hurt her feelings but that might be the only way out. what do u think i should do?

yes

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my friends and i were wanting to know if there is any information that is floating around on the whistle stop cafe in glen eden auckland. we know that its been moved 200 metres from its original site and that Alec Mc Farlane was a porter at the busy train station and we know that before the cafe was called the whistle stop cafe it was used for storing dead bodies before they were burried. we also know "alec" was killed by a hook on a train that passed him by but that is all we know! can you please help us with any further information....

thank you lots

loopy louise

I sure can help ya. www.google.com

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i grew my hair out to my shoulders(that is the longest ive ever had it) and i got my hair cut REALLY short. so today at school the popular girls keep looking at me then laugh. I just feel really weird...please help!!

What do you want help on? We cant help you. Here, wear a wig. Or learn to not care. This wasn't the best question to give advice on mainly because..there isnt much anyone can do.

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It's probably likely that none of you have a medical degree and thus cannot really answer my question and be 100% correct. Unless ofcourse you have this problem too.

I don't know if it's normal or not to have random stabbing pains. I get them in my side and in my back. I've asked my friends if they have random occurences like that, they said no.

It's not my appendix(the symptoms don't add up) and I don't have my gallbladder anymore. I'm just curious I suppose to see if any of you share these random spurts of pain and if you've had them checked out.


Note - I'm not going to a doctor(now at least) becuase I don't have insurance, or a job at the moment.

I dont really know the answer to this question. Just wanted to say it is awesome that you're missing an organ.

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My Tenth year highschool reunion is coming up next year and I'm really nervous about it.

This is because me and a guy that I had a mad crush on left on really bad terms.

He was the most popular guy in school, class valedictorian and jock. I was one of the nerds. He new I had a crush on him and he treated me like dirt. He would make out with his girlfriend when I would walk by him in the hallways to upset me. He would play little games to humiliate me, like coming up to his friend whose locker was next to mine just to see me go red in the face.
He even went right up to my friend at the senior prom to hit on her while she was standing next to me and then he ignored me.

The last time I saw him was at the bar 8 years ago. I went up with my friend to talk to him and he completely ignored me even though I said it was my birthday.

Do you think I should go and confront him or just ignore him? This was a long time ago and I think that by now he would have matured a bit. I want to be the better person even though he made me senior year a living hell.

Buzzie

Confront him about something 8 years ago? You really like to hold grudges dont you? No, you shouldn't.

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how can i convert an itunes file (i recorded a song i wrote onto GarageBand on my Mac, and then put it on iTunes) to mp3 so i can upload it to Purevolume?
please help! I'll rate 5's! (please!)
thanks!
sockrocker

Apple wont let you convert it. Apple will gladly convert any of your music into their selected format, however, you cant convert that file to anything else. At least to my knowledge.

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i'm 14f and this guy at my school likes me and i like him too ALOT! but my best friend likes him too but she said she only liked him like a little and everything. and the guy asked me out and he's still waiting for my answer.. so what should i do?

Say yes.

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last week me and the i was dating broke he said he doesnt love me anymore but i still love him and iwant him but we were in a long distance relationship and it made things hard for us i want to move on,but i also want him back should i tell him how i feel or should we just be friends like we said we would be?

You dont love him. He never loved you. You experienced infatuation. Sorry. Just the way it goes.

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hey there's this guy i really like, and he keeps asking me who i like. i really want to tell him that it's him, but i just don't know how to. please help me! i really don't know what to say!
i rate high!

Are you kidding me? WHen he says "who do you like" you say "You"

Not that hard...

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so i really like this guy and i dont know how to get him to like me. what do you think i should do? have you ever liked a guy sooooooooooooo much that you start thinkin what his last name saounds like with yours? if do did it turn out well? i would really like to get advice. and o yeah one more thing. my parents think that im to young to go out with guys. im a girl about 13 years old. thanks for your help!

You cant make someone like you. You'll just have to wait. Or move on. I recommend moving on.

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Why do you say the www.dataentrypro.com is a waste of time? Are you familiar with it or have you used it in the past?

Thanks!

All date sites are a complete waste. Esepcially if you're paying.

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I am always getting myself in incredibly embarassing situations. Not like "farting in public" or anything like that, more like a really bad rumor has been spread about me. Or I accidentally say something bad in class and I'm worried about what the teacher thinks. Recently, my dad said something really embarassing (something serious) about me to my English teacher, and it makes me cringe with worry. Nowadays, I spend all of my free time thinking that I've "blown it" with someone I know and stressed that I've ruined a connection with someone because of something that I accidentally said or did. I lose sleep over it. I feel terrible. I'm 13/f. What can I do? How can I make amends? Pleaaaase don't give me a smart-ass answer if you're the funny-type columnist. Generally I enjoy those kinds of answers, but this is really serious.

Telling us your "secret" would have helped us answer.

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i like this guy tuckermen he now cause i tell him i love him and he laughs but i kno he doesnt like me should i try to stop likeing him to find someone else or keep trying to crack him .im 13 girl

Find someone else.

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hi this is jessic i am an advicenator too i need some help, how do you make your own page

If you were an advicenator you'd have your own page already...

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can you change you're username.if you can please tell me. I'll rate 5 for real answers Cya

No.

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OK i'm watching a martha stweart show and why is she aways says it's a good thing?!??! Won't she eva shut up!?

Currently she is shut up. Shut up inside a cellar.

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i'm 13 f and i've never had a boyfreind in my life. never had a guy ask me out. never had a guy kiss me. nothing. it's not that i'm ugly or anything, i'm pretty i guess but def not like gorgeous and i'm not mean really and yeah. i guess i'm just not guy material? :( but i really really want a boyfriend and a first kiss. like it's driving me insane i can't help it! and a lot of my friends have had boyfreinds and idk about the kissing part. what is wrong with me? how can i make myself feel better about myself/ please help!!!!!

13 is pretty early....

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okay this is what my friend sent me.

her: okay well like the bad thing is he doesnt like how your a preppy n wear abercrombie
her: LIke TO Much of it
me: okay
her: he liked how you wear pac sun.. and how u are nice.. and all that little stuff... and like yeah i asked him all this ... n than at the end i said would u ever go out with her and he was like if she was not that weird and wasnt a prep and yeah then we talked and were like yeah yup yeah

and i really like this guy, shoudl i clean my act up because my aprents thing abercrombie is rediculous and everything. so they refuse to buy it

and i love pac sun also... but some of the things i bought like are WAY too see thought... so yeah im going to act my self and yeah is that a good idea?

ps im not doing this to get him to ask me out

He's an idiot. No one should judge another by clothing. If anything uppercut him for being such a judgemental asshole.

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