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what is brown, yellow, and green poo?

Faeces are composed of materials that were not digested or absorbed, with water, electrolytes, mucus, and bacteria. Usually the faeces are about 75% water.

The colour of our faeces comes from a substance in bile. Bile is yellow, olive-green, or brownish. The bile pigment results from the breakdown of old red blood cells. Bacteria in the colon decompose the bile pigments to create a brown colour. Without the bacteria, our faeces would be the various colours of bile -- yellow, olive-green, or brownish. In other words, their colour derives from bile pigments altered by bacteria action.

The pungent odour of the faeces results from a variety of compounds that bacteria produce. These compounds include phenol, hydrogen sulphide, indole, skatole, and ammonia.

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What does a moderator do?

Also, how do you become a moderator?

Moderators are there to make sure the site rules aren't breached - and if they are to amend/delete the post and possibly discipline the user.

If you look through the help/FAQ section then you will see the site rules, and there should be a "how do I become a moderator" question, which links you to an application form I believe.

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how much will it hurt to get my nose pierced?
and about how much will it cost?

and this might sound akward but i dont know how else to say it.. is there anything i can to to "prepare" myself for it? like if i pinch my nose will that be hoe much it will hurt?

It doesn't hurt at all. Well, if you get your septum pierced it does a little.

Price will depend entirely on what region you're in - I'm in the UK and it costs 15-20 pounds, which is guess is about 30 US Dollars.

As for stopping any potential pain, the piercists will freeze the area before he does anything, so it'll be numb.

Under no circumstances should you cosume any alcohol beforehand though, as you will thin the blood and bleed everywhere!

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What can I do to get over my strange newfound jealousy of my boyfriend watching porn? Before, I never had a probelm with it, but lately I have. I don't know what my problem is.

Try watching it with him?

Porn is something a couple can watch together, if you're of age, try watching it and recreating the scenes - hours of fun to be had by all!

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Okay,
well I got a season pass at shnucks about 2 weeks ago. I haven't gone yet & I was wondering what all do you get with a season pass? I asked the lady [that sold me the ticket] what all I get inclueded. She told me I get a coupon book & 4 free tickets with the pass.

"Only one free ticket may be used per passholder per day" I don`t really understand what they mean by this so can someone please break it down for me.
thanks in advanced.
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It means that you can't turn up with 4 friends, all who have free tickets.

Basically, you can only use ONE free ticket when you visit - and even then they have to be used on a different day.

(And if they say you get 4 free tickets, then you will get them if you're entitled to them!)

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i jerk off almost every day is that helthy?

Of course it is!

If you don't use it, you lose it.

Just think of it as practise!

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anyone know where you can goto download free ringtones. thanks ill rate

If you get a phone that stores MP3s then you can generally use those as your ringtone and save yourself a fortune!

Most phone networks will give you at least one free ringtone on their WAP page if you access it from your phone.

Also, you didnt state what kind of ringtone you were looking for (polyphonic etc) which you can get [ www.polyphonicfree.co.uk/ ] < there OR perhaps [ http://www.mobiles24.com ] for MP3 and other kinds.

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i dont know how to do a continual pop spin with a rifel and i need to learn how to do 10 by next week!!! im good at using the flags but not the rifel soo can you help me??? thx!

You can find information about the color guard here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color_guard#Maneuvering

You can then find further details on procedure here:
http://www.drillpad.net/DPcolorguard.htm

and here's some general flag retirement advice
http://www.macscouter.com/Ceremony/Flag_retirement.html

Hope one of those helps you :)

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does anyone know of a free online spanish program that helps you learn? I am on level 2 or 3 if that helps... I googled it but I need advice to know that they dont have virus or anything. Preferrably one that is fun and easy to use, but anything really.

http://babelfish.altavista.com/

That site translates to/from a variety of languages.

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Help!! I need a book and for some reason it wont play. I downloaded an audiobook in itunes and it is two parts (two different files) but for some reason, only the second part will play. Whats wrong with it?

What kind of file is it? (By that I mean what is the extension file.xxx)

You can find out by opening the folder where the audiobook is stored, and if it doesn't say there, then right click and choose properties - it should say on the first page there.

Once you know that, somebody should be able to help you further.

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