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I have this problem. There is this girl I like, Lea, but she has a boyfriend...or rather had. I found out today that they broke up this morning, and i get the feeling it may be becos of me, due to her knowing i like her and i knowing she likes me to, but she's been with her boyfriend for 2 years. But the problem is, I don't think i like her ENOUGH to go out with her, but there is this other girl, Jo, who also has a boyfriend that i like more, quite abit more. What Should i do? I turned 17 this year, Lea is 17 (18 end of this year) and Jo is 16.

Let me paraphase what you just said "So yeah I like this girl, but she has a boyfriend, except she broke up with him but I dont really like her, then theres this other girl who like has a boyfriend and I like her so what should I do?"
If you dont like her, dont ask her out, if she has a boyfriend, dont ask her out. Its all very simple.

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[[I am not using real names, But if we talk outside of Advicenators, I may give you real names- Please use aim or yahoo thanks
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Ok.. I went out with this kid let's say (Jay) and he broke up with me after 2 weeks. We had an amazing relationship we had so much fun together I dont know what happened. Well I fell madly in love with him.. Trust me I know my feelings..Please dont comment on that, Thats not what I am asking about.. anyways We have just become best friends, and then later on he has a tendancy to do this to everyone he becomes a complete asshole and doesnt want to be my friend anymore because I have to admit i was becoming annoying always complaining and when he tried to help me i wouldnt listen, so I finally got him to be my friend again and I miss him so much.. I dont know what i'd do without him. Well recently this kid (Kyle?)whom is my ex bf and I hate him to death was talking to one of my kinda liked him but he's a jerk kinda thing and this "kinda like ya" kid lets say his name is (Jeremy) he said I was hell ugly and he'd never go out with me.. and (kkyle) always talks shit about me and I was getting very annoyed. So I was talking to (Jay) one day and I told him about what (jeremy) said and He got all pissed off and then I told him about what (Kyle) put me through and he got wicked wicked upset about that and he raged with anger and now he wants to kick their asses. More (Jeremys) because of what he said he doesnt exactly know what 9Kyle) did to me.. so anyways... So He cares about me and he wants to beat them up so bad now.. He's telling me when am I gunna beat those fuckers up 9sry for the swears) and i told him he doesnt have to and he said hell I do.. IM gunna beat their asses! so ya... I really really like him.. and I feel all special when he does stuff like that.. when he is really sweet to me.. he can be really really really i mean super sweet when he wants to be its soo cute. One time we were just friends me and (Jay) went tot he mall we hung out and he gave me a little bear he won from the arcade :-).. Im not sure if he likes me or not.. But i guess he is madly in love with this girl katie but she lives in boston (we live in chicopee) that is hours away and it'll never work out.. Butlike I said i dont know if he lieks me so i dont wanna risk rejecttion and lose a friendship ya know what I mean. We are like best friends/ I love him soo its kinda hard for me. I am wicked confused... We still hug each other.. but he gives everyone hugs.. and he's starting to show more sympathy towards me and get more defensive.. but he sticks up for his friends i guess? I aint sure.. maybe you guys can help me figure out what is going on between us, I really like him..!!!!
I dedicated songs to him, and I cried once because I missed him so bad And he wasnt my friend at the time... I was wicked depressed... Please help

I've had less trouble following the storylines of "All My Children" and I've only seen 5 minutes of that show.

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Ever since I was a small child, I have always wanted to be a pilot. However, my vision is terrible and 20/20 vision is a strict requirement of US Air Force aviators. There is the possibility of Lasic surgery, but that is expensive and sometiems unreliable, and it has risks and side effects involved. And it can sometimes be a disqualifier from the flight program of the USAF.

Now, when I was a Senior in High School, I was originally going to sign up for the US Army Warrant Officer program. My counselor managed to persuade me not to. I applied to and got accepted to Saint Joseph's University because of their Air Force ROTC program. Then came something I was not prepared for. As always, there is a lady involved. I found, or actually, a lady found me. We have been dating for the past 4 months and I know I sound like some puppy-eyed immature teenager when say this but I love this woman, and I plan on marrying her when we get out of college. It sounds stupid, but I know what I feel and I know she feels the same way. Now here is my problem. Do I join Air Force ROTC and waste 4 years of my life as an Air Force Officer only to be rejected for my vision to the pilot program when I could be living a nice steady life with my lady? Or is there a small chance that I could possibly get accepted to the pilot program and fulfill my dream? Is that small chance worth it? It pains us both to go to separate colleges, and my lady fears having to wait for me to return from year long tours of duty. And she fears the current war going on as well. What do I do?

I've always wanted to be superman, but I really dont think thats going to happen.
You like stay with her, if you want go and fight in a pointless war and get shot, then go ahead and do that.

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all my life i had never had a boyfriend and i thought it was me but 3 days ago my brother finally confessed. he told me that he told all the boys i like not to go out with me, its a rule not to go out with my sister. hes 17 and i'm 13. y does my brother want to........... y did my brother ruin my life?

I'm trying not to laugh, but I just cant, HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why not just become a whore then? I'm sure that will teach your brother a lesson

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how can ur masterbate with a pellow?

Ok since I dont know what "masterbate", "ur" and "pellow"
I'll pretend that that "masterbate" means "shit" "ur" means "eat" and "pellow" means "spoon".
And to answer your question, I dont know , but you're one sick fuck.

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i have really small boobs *34A*and im 18 is there anyway i can make then bigger *not padded bra or fake* thx

Gain a couple hundred pounds, try a penis pump...

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Ok im 14 and a 34 in like ltd 2 bras that is wicked small!!! but im fit! and i went through everything.. im going to be a freshman in a couple of days!!! what do i do!!! im small! and i cant wait for them to groww!!! and guys are going to not want to go out with me HELP!!!! and dont tell me to stuff cause that is like so obviose!!!

signed so SMALL!!

Gain a couple hundred pounds, that always helps with breast growth.
Better yet, hit on the gym teacher and practice some kegal exercises in front of him. He'll give you the money for implants.

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I just asked about first time tampons. I saw these teen ones at Walgreens, they are like "teen satin" or something. Has anyone tried them? Should I use those, or would I be better with Tampax pearl? I always thought those were adult sized and a teen kind would be better.

Also, how old are you, and do you use pads or tampons? Sorry, but I really want to know before I try them.

I'm 15 and I used Tampax Pearl... BIG MISTAKE!!!! During gym, we played a game of dodgeball, and some bitchy grrl tossed a ball right at my crotch! It looked like tomato bisque in my crotch. Use the Teen Satin. It feels nice, like I bet you do ;)

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I was watching shorties watching shorties and i was wondering... can u really get high off of sniffing whipped cream?

Its called "Whippits" and you stick the nozzle up your nose and just groove on the nitrus oxide

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ok...well tomorrow is picture day, and i have this zit!! YIKES!! so...how can i make it go away by tomorrow?

Get a tube of screech's magic zit cream. Hope you don't mind your skin turning maroon!

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hey i want to build my own site for all my friends to see and other ppl to see so i was wondering what r some sites besides geocities. also i want websites that u can have music on. please help.thanks

www.1asphost.com
Very good host, although you do have to mangle the file extensions at times.

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if i reformat my computer will my sound prolly work? its not working!! its making me so fuckin pissed!! any1 have any ideas how to fix it if they dont think reformating ill work?

Try re-installing or buying a new sound card.

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okay this is an extreamly random question but the other night i was watcing the movie french kiss and for those of you who've seen it the french guy luke he said that when he first fell in love with a prostitute that he had to pay more money to kiss her than to have sex with her... why is that?

Because a kiss shows love, getting reamed for a prostitute is not an act of love or pleasure. Where as a kiss is. Also kisses can spread infection.

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I recently got my tongue pierced. I love it, but the thing is, my church and friends don't approve of it. How do I deal with those opposed to the piercing?

two words
"Fuck Off"

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I might be suicidal. i dont know but i do think about killling myself a lot
so i guess i am... so someone help... and actually help!

Think of this way, if you kill yourself, it means you lose the game. Try fighting it, worst comes to worst see a psychotrist and get some pills.

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DO you listen to punk? If you do what bands?

Vandals, Sex Pistols, Dead Kennedys, The Clash.
The list goes on and on.

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on the song milkshake what does milkshake mean?

I'm guessing her vag

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do you consider ppl with dirty blonde hair as blondes or brunettes?? cuz ppl joke that i'm blonde when i say dumb things, but i really don't think i'm blonde!!!! lol

IRONY

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I'm starting a new school as a sophmore on the 16th of this month where I don't know anybody! In my old school I was semi*popular! I want to be very popular in my new school. Do you think that it is possible for the "new kid" to be popular? Anyone have any advice on how I can do that? Or if you look up to someone or know someone popular....can u tell me what makes them popular. Anything would help. Thanks a bunch! Kisses! -*-me-*-

Would you be willing to sell your soul to be popular? Its not like its that big of a fucking deal. You want to be popular, go fuck every guy you meet and until the whole school knows about you, BAM INSTANT POPULARITY.

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question for everybody that asks questions on advicenators: How come you dont rate somebody after they answer your questions? it doesnt take a lot of effort and its a quick little thank you for their response. It helps the advice giver to understand how well they answer certain questions. I think everybody should rate out of pure politeness...Just curious as to why most people dont..??

Because you're here to ask/answer questions, not to rate answers.

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