First off, I (16M) randomly ejaculated earlier. No masturbation, no erections, nothing. I went to go and wipe my penis, and get the semen out of my pants with a tissue. However, I guess some bits of tissue, just stayed there, and they were too small to get out. Also, (you’ll see how this ties in in a minute), when I was pulling up my pants ready to wash my hands, a bit of semen dropped on the floor. I was going to wipe it up however, just as I was about to, I couldn’t hear where it landed even though I definitely felt it. So now I’m worried that I stood on it, and there’s semen in my feet
Anyway, I went to change my pants, but when I was naked, about to change them, I noticed some round white circles. Now, this definitely isn’t sperm, as it had a completely different thickness to normal sperm, and a completely different texture to dry sperm.
I realised it was tissue quite quickly, but didn’t want to wipe it out, for fear that more would get stuck.
I’d considered running a bath, but didn’t want any semen to get on the cloth, as I was still randomly ejaculating by this point. Even though the semen was just sort of ‘sticking out’ my penis stuck, I got some tissue to wipe it, but didn’t want to chance getting any on the cloth. Because other people in the house use it as well, to wash their faces, armpits etc.
The tissue is still stuck in my balls now. And I don’t want to get in the bath to try and scrub it out, as other people use the same cloth.
How do I explain the situation to my parents? Neither of them were home when this happened.
Also, why did the semen disappear that landed on the floor?
And why did I ejaculate randomly without thinking of anything even remotely sexual?
[ Answer this question ] Want to answer more questions in the Sexual Health and Reproduction category? Maybe give some free advice about: General Sex Questions? Dragonflymagic answered Friday August 30 2019, 3:24 pm: Easy question first. As to ejaculation while flaccid is not commom but also not unheard of. Males in teens all the way through senior men have experienced it so its not age related. Its not anything to worry about. As for the tissue like wads you keep finding, tissue paper doesn't repeatedly appear on the genitals over and over. I am female and it is only very seldom I wipe myself to find a tiny wad of toilet paper on the tissue I just used, or when using my hand to swish water down there and find a wad, or lastly my partner finds it. But as I said, its seldom, only one wad and maybe once every 3 months.
I did check on line if people have issues with an inferior brand of toilet paper doing this and found that yes, some TP is more prone to disintegrating and ending up stuck in bits on the skin. Quite a few said Charmin TP was bad and the problem disappearing once a different TP was used.
It is just as likely that you have an infection that simply appears to look like tp.
You make this sound as if there is only one washcloth in the home with one more to use while the other is in the wash. I would stop using the 'communal' washcloth and get your own for a buck at the dollar store. Wet it and use it in on your penis and surrounding areas. If you use nothing but this washcloth of your own, or get a container of wet wipes and use this to wipe yourself after, then doing this for 2 or three days will prove if it is not toilet paper because you havent used any in that area, only for a poop. If you still see some residue, whitish clumps or white patches on the skin anywhere, penis or scrotum, then you will need to go see a doctor to confirm if it is yeast infection or more serious, an STD if you have bben sexually active. While a yeast infection can be caught from sex with a girl who has it, it can also happen if the male does not clean himself well. I suspect this would be due more to ideas of it being improper to touch oneself down there for any reason.
If it comes to seeing the family Dr. you can either tell the parents, or call the Dr. yourself and make an appointment. When it comes to our reproductive organs, teens can bypass the parents and be seen by a doctor and due to the HIPPA rules, they can't share with your own parents why you were seen, what for unless you say you want them to know. Semen is pretty clear and not going to show on a floor any better than a small drop of water. Its not anything to worry about but if the discharge of Tissue like substance continues when no longer using it, GO SEE A DOCTOR! I capatolized on purpose because it is that urgent. Left untreated, it can get worse and the infection spread to the bloodstream in sever cases, so don't wait on something that is easily treated and gone in days or a week.
Females get infections like this throughout their life, no matter how cleanly they are. Vaginitis and yeast infections. It just isn't as common in males but still theres no reason to be embarrassed about it. [ Dragonflymagic's advice column | Ask Dragonflymagic A Question ]
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