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What to do when your dad catches you... Well, you know what I mean


Question Posted Tuesday February 3 2015, 11:26 pm

Hey sorry there wasn't really a category for what I need help with right now :(so I was caught masturbating by my dad tonight, but it was on omegle. I explained to him what it was and I didn't show anyone anything, but he's not sure if he's going to tell my mom or not, and it would be sooo embarrassing if he did. They're probably take all my electronics away! He's now acting really suspicious and mad at me, but he just says he's "really concerned" I don't know what to do and I'm really close to freaking out right now, I need advice quick. Please help me!

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Grandfather answered Wednesday February 4 2015, 2:19 pm:
To punish you merely for masturbating would be wrong. Almost everyone has masturbated and that probably includes your dad and your mom.

However, punishing you for masturbating on Omegle is another matter. Your act may have already made you an involuntary porn star and you'll never earn a nickel from the cretins who will take your video and post it all over the internet on numerous porn sites such as XVideos, Pornhub and XHamster.

You should realize that everything you post online is there forever and is available to absolutely anyone for whatever purpose they decide to use it for. If you don't believe me, just Google "masturbating on Omegle."

My advice to you, is to approach your dad in a very contrite manner and candidly confess that you realize that you done something very wrong and that you understand and appreciate his concern. Tell him you're very sorry and if he will accept your apology and keep the matter between the two of you, you will solemnly swear never to misuse your electronics again.

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