Question Posted Tuesday September 28 2010, 6:40 am
I want to tell my best friends some funny jokes but I don't really know any good or funny jokes that my friends would like or laugh at. Got any I can share? THANKKKKKKS
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Peeps answered Tuesday September 28 2010, 6:56 am: I have a GREAT joke you can tell everyone:
How do you catch a polar bear?
First you cut a hole out in the middle of a frozen over lake or pond. You open a can of green peas and you put them all around the hole. Then, you go hide in the bushes and wait.
When the polar bear comes out to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole!
...and...
What does an Eskimo get for sitting on his ice all day?
Polaroids!
...and...
Two blondes are driving to Disneyland one bright, sunny day. They come up on a sign that reads: "Disneyland Left" and both girls burst into tears! [ Peeps's advice column | Ask Peeps A Question ]
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