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In the movie Juno: What is a pork sword?


Question Posted Sunday November 16 2008, 11:57 pm

I just saw the movie Juno for the first time. Juno is a 2007 movie about a 16 year old teen girl, Juno MacGuff, who gets pregnant by her best guy friend, Paulie Bleeker. Juno is played by Ellen Page (also played in X-Men the Last Stand as Kitty Pryde) and Paulie Bleeker is played by Michael Cera (also played in Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist as Nick, Superbad as Evan, and on Arrested Development as George-Michael Bluth).

Anyway, the movie has a lot of slang in it, like:

Rollo: "That ain't no Etch A Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be undid, Homeskillet."

Juno: "This is not a food baby all right? I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I'm forshizz up the spout."

I know most of the slang so I wasn't very confused except a few parts when Juno says, "Pork Swords." What is pork swords? Is it a really gross food or something because she keeps calling guys (like the Dancing Elk Track Team) this name.

I just didn't get it, I guess, and I've never heard anyone else but Juno call people this name. What is a Pork Sword or what are Pork Swords (whichever one is right)? I don't want to look stupid in front of my best friends if they say it like Juno did!

Can anyone help me understand?
THANKS!


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dottie4 answered Friday November 21 2008, 12:40 pm:
A porksword is a man's penis. Hope I helped.

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KellyHappy answered Tuesday November 18 2008, 4:20 pm:
Pork swords are penises.
Just like if a girl calls a guy a dick, pork sword is like a synonym for it.

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S_C answered Tuesday November 18 2008, 1:58 pm:
Pork Swords means penis in that movie. She wasn't calling the guys a pork sword, she was talking about their "junk" as teenagers tend to call it these days.

Thus the reason every time she says it, they move the camera to focus on that general region of all of the guys.

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