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Christian jokes
I need a religious/christian joke for a New Testament class tomorrow. It has to be pretty clean since its for school. Please help
Thanks.
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A man dies and goes to Heaven. St. Peter greets him, and sends him on a tour along with an angel. They come to a high wall, with a ladder leaning against it. "Go up the ladder and tell me what you see," says the angel. The man climbs up and sees a large field with large groups of people milling around and talking to each other. Perplexed, he climbs down and asks, "Who are those folks, and why are they behind the wall away from everyone else?"
"They're (Primitive Methodists/ Evangelicals/ Baptists/ pick your denomination). They think they're all alone up here."
Obvious point: Heaven is open, rather than exclusive. Some people want it to be an exclusive, gated club.
Hope this helps.
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