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Come backs???
Do you guys have any come backs to boys that say stuff like "If I could change the alphabet I would put U and I together" and then you say somthing like "I like it the way it is with a N and O." If anyone knows anything like this that would be much apreciated. Thanks.
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Haha, well there is another one for the alphabet one.
"If I could change the alphabet I would put U and I together"
you say"Oh, really? I would put F and U together.(eff you)
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Life is good.... so try to get one!!
talk to the left.. because you ain't right.
halloween isn't until sunday so take off the your mask.
every one has the right to be ugly, but you're abusing it.
if you lose anymore brain cells, you'll be a talking monkey.
if some one annoyes you, just point and laugh.
i heard better comebacks from some one in a coma.
roses are red, violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back.
don't piss me off...i'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
your so fat every time you turn around its your birthday.
yo mama so fat when she sat on the beach people ran around yelling "free willy"
yo mama so fat when she sat on the rainbow it started to rain skittles.
i'm not shy... i just don't like you.
your mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales sang "we are family".
your not ugly you're just facially challenged
your so stupid, when you got an "f" you thought it standed for "fantastic"
the first time i saw your face I said "is it halloween already?"
remember the time I told you were cool... well i lied.
don't piss me off or you'll be gone as faster then a fat kid in a low carb line.
look every one makes mistakes, take your parents for an example, they had you.
smoking could really kill a person...(name) should try it one day.
your not an ugly person your a pretty monkey!
don't act stupid...we have world leaders for that.
turn around your face hurts me.
you have more rolls than a bakery.
sorry i have alergies... i'm alergic to ugly.
oh i'm sorry i don't speak ugly.
your so flat the walls are jealous.
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If they use that "I and U" thing, come back with "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put F and U closer together" Haha. You could always just say "clever" or "How original" and act really unimpressed. Sometimes I come back with my own pick up line, the guy always laughs!
Try this:
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Google search "comebacks to pick up lines"
There are literally thousands of site to chose from.
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If a guy says "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
You could say "Unfertilized."
HAHAHA that's my favorite!
Here's a web site with a bunch more:
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