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comebacks
haha ok so one of my friends & i are always messin with each other and "arguing" and crap basically just throwin comebacks out. i need some more though. some good clever ones. so far i got -- dont sing it, bring it ; break out the butter cuz you jus got toasted ; & want some crackle & pop with that snap?. haha yeah lame but they work. anyone have more cute ones like that? PLEASE no yo momma =]
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if someone says what r you lookin at say i don't know thats what im tryin to figure out. or u can say you just got chewed like a piece of bubblegum. or when someone says a good comeback and the other person doesn' tknow what to say say if you are feelin froggy then leap or make like a banana and split.
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Ahh... my specialty.
Once, a girl came up to me and asked me what one of my sins was, and she was a really mean girl, so I said:
"Being friends with you."
Or if someone asks you "What are you lookin' at?"
You could say: "Ugliness", or "Stupidity".
Here's some more.
"You know, they have institutions not only for the old." In other words, that person needs to get mental help.
"Oh no, you don't need therapy at all... " (Say it in a sarcastic voice). It's just basically saying they need therapy.
I didn't think of the last one, but I made up all the rest except for the ugliness/stupidity one. Well have fun with your comeback throwing!
Much Luck.
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are you alright luv, the mental home is just down the road and to the left, i can take you if you'd like
i rather like that one.. x
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