Elcee answered Thursday June 21 2007, 9:30 am: I suggest confining your humping to the bedroom and buy yourself a vibrator that you can keep clean. There is nothing wrong in wanting to feel good all the time, but there is the need for privacy. Imagine how embarrassed you would feel if the neighbours or your friends called round unexpectedly and found you humping the furniture! [ Elcee's advice column | Ask Elcee A Question ]
Cux answered Wednesday June 20 2007, 11:32 pm: Watch TV, hang out with friends, read a book, play a game, go outside, eat something, sing, run around the house screaming "They're coming for me!".
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