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Does anyone know any cute pickup lines?


Question Posted Tuesday June 12 2007, 3:09 am

Does anyone know any cute pickup lines?
starts with a if you were a_________ i would _____or
if i was a________ i would_______
are you a______? because______
does anyone know



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KeepMexAlive answered Tuesday June 12 2007, 1:12 pm:
Are you okay? Because heavens a long fall from here.
If you were a tear in my eye. I woulnt cry for fear of losing you.

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hotpotato answered Tuesday June 12 2007, 1:10 pm:
There are soo many! Here are a few non-dirty ones:

If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.

Are you religious? Cause you are the answer to all my prayers.

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".

Are you a broom? Because you sure swept me off my feet.

Are you a star? Because you always shine when I look at you.

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be named McGorgeous.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

If I were bread, would you be my butter?

If I were a gardner, I'd plant your tulips next to mine.

If I was an ice cube, I'd melt standing next to you.

If I were you I would go out with me.

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